Post: #51

A lot of them remind me of volleyball chicks. They're attractive, but too muscular. I'd rather see some more curves.

Alabama, New York and Hawaii can get it.

Post: #52

Miss District of Columbia wins, after some light shitlording by declaring health care is a privilege, not a right, and rejecting feminism in favour of equalism.

Quote:Miss DC: As a woman scientist in the government, I would like to lately transpose the word feminism to equalism. I don't really want to consider myself -- try not to consider myself like this die hard, you know, like, oh, I don't really care about men, but one thing I want to say, though, women, we are just as equal as men when it comes to opportunity in the workplace.

And I say firsthand I have witnessed the impact that women have in leadership in the medical sciences as well as in the office environment, so as Miss USA, I would hope to promote that kind of leadership responsibility globally to so many women worldwide.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #53

I've never wanted to bang a woman for her mind, but Miss DC might have changed that. What a babe.

Post: #54

(05-14-2017 10:20 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 10:17 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 01:48 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  Half these women look 40+. Maybe I'm shallow, but this is a damn beauty contest FFS.

I'm almost 40. Can you PM me where you live so I can move there

Here's the key to getting hot girls half your age...

Get in shape.

Be white.

Visit third world countries.

Well that's great fucking advice to black/Asian/Latino/non-white men who are striving to better themselves.

Post: #55

(05-14-2017 10:48 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 10:35 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 09:48 PM)BiggNastee Wrote:  I'm all about hawaii

She didn't win. Racists.

Miss Washington DC did. 2nd is miss new jersey by way of Mumbai then some white woman.

Aloha!

Awesome, Miss DC made my list for trannies-to-avoid, as I pre-registrated earlier in this thread.

There's plenty of girls hotter than Miss Hawaii in both Taiwan and Hawaii, but Miss Hawaii easily beats the lady-boy-winner and similar competitors.

Womp womp.

Yeah, you can hit Ala Moana or roam Waikiki and find hotter women. Or, University of Hawaii campus.

Post: #56

(05-14-2017 10:14 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  Welp, I see why everyone on here seems to get so much ass. You have no fucking standards. I could fuck everything in sight if I wanted, yet I don't fuck ugly bitches.

I used to say this all the time when I was in high school not getting laid.

"No ass..."
"No tits..."
"Elbows too pointy..."
"Mum! Don't interrupt me when I'm vacuuming my room!"

Ahh, the good old days, when entire forests were felled and fed into tissue factories on account of my "high standards".

Post: #57

Will she be demoted?

Post: #58

Bitch looks like Crazy Frog turned Caitlin Frog

Post: #59

(05-15-2017 06:34 AM)kbell Wrote:  

Will she be demoted?

What the fuck is an equalist? Sounds like feminist word salad for feminism as a kind of passive aggressive synonym.

If she had said, she believes in submitting to her husband, my dick maybe would have stirred.

Post: #60

My understanding was that she used the word equalist because she believes in equal rights for men and women, which is what feminism actually meant decades ago, but she did not want to be identified with what feminism represents now. If that is right, good on her.

Post: #61

(05-15-2017 05:26 AM)Sumanguru Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 10:20 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 10:17 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 01:48 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  Half these women look 40+. Maybe I'm shallow, but this is a damn beauty contest FFS.

I'm almost 40. Can you PM me where you live so I can move there

Here's the key to getting hot girls half your age...

Get in shape.

Be white.

Visit third world countries.

Well that's great fucking advice to black/Asian/Latino/non-white men who are striving to better themselves.

It was just jokes man. Just jokes.

Post: #62

BrewDog don't worry I'll be twice as white in 3rd world countries to make up for Sumanguru's lack of be white game

Post: #63

(05-15-2017 09:56 AM)Travesty Wrote:  BrewDog don't worry I'll be twice as white in 3rd world countries to make up for Sumanguru's lack of be white game

This is the easiest one, too. When I get off the plane I announce very loudly, "I'm here and I'm white! Come get on this D, bitches!!" Since we all look alike, I just tell them I'm Justin Beiber and usually they believe it.

Post: #64

I think equalist means she doesn't want to be associated with fat, angry, purple haired, tattooed, pierced, ugly bitches.

Post: #65

Just saying what she said has SJWS wanting her resign. If she went full out I want to be barefoot and pregnant and should submit to a husband they probably would have taken her title right there. Unless she was Muslim.

Post: #66

Forcing new standards of "beauty" through mainstream media...

Post: #67

(05-15-2017 05:20 PM)kbell Wrote:  Just saying what she said has SJWS wanting her resign. If she went full out I want to be barefoot and pregnant and should submit to a husband they probably would have taken her title right there. Unless she was Muslim.

The next "White Man's Burden" is going to be the White Woman's Burden, where she teaches the ignorant Muslim woman how to be independent from her man.

Bet on it.

Post: #68

I can't say that that would be bad thing. Might reform Islam or cause more instability between SJWs and muslims!

Post: #69

(05-15-2017 05:20 PM)kbell Wrote:  Just saying what she said has SJWS wanting her resign.

Even though the new Miss USA is an African-American immigrant, the fact that they still want her to resign after what she said last night speaks volumes. Guess they really don't want to see a minority think for themselves.

SJWs are hopelessly ignorant people who will never be happy.

Post: #70

(05-14-2017 03:07 PM)Pollito Wrote:  

Come on man; too soon.

"Hot Cosby."

Post: #71

(05-14-2017 04:16 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  Claire Forlani - "Meet Joe Black" - If you haven't seen this movie then fuck you! Watch it!

Y'all can have the plastic princesses. I'll take one of these. Or two. A dozen.

Post: #72

(05-14-2017 04:56 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  This woman is the only Miss USA I'll ever recognize:

Just what every man wants. When he comes home from work, she doing ventriloquist work instead of cooking dinner.

This contest can no longer be trusted.

Post: #73

Looks like some guys here watch beauty pageants to hear what the girls have to SAY. You're doing it wrong...

Post: #74

Sure the ventriloquist hobby is a bit odd, but you can tell there would never be a dull moment cracking jokes with her at the house. WB, WM, WNPO.

Post: #75

(05-14-2017 04:42 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Here's a challenge.

Pictures of all the Miss USA hopefuls are here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...title.html

Can you find one that you would legitimately put in the "What Do You Guys Consider a 10??" thread?

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And no squinting or making allowances for little stuff or convincing yourself something doesn't matter. I mean, can you find a legit 10 among them?

And no going back to Miss USAs from times past, or posting nudes of Vanessa Williams. I mean, finding an honest 10, who has a great body and would look good without a trowel of make up on her face. One who has a genuine smile too, since if we can't be picky about 10s, when can we be picky?

I can't find a woman who really gets me going in the Miss USA pageant. That is like not giving a shit when your team wins the NBA finals. Wait a minute, I am a Warriors fan from way back, and I don't give a shit about them either.

I know I'm a codger, but I don't think it is *all* me.

IL, South Carolina, Hawaii.