Post: #1

After listening to his latest masterpiece Felices los Cuatro, I've finally come to honor one of the greatest musicians and players of our time - the suave Colombian: Maluma.

Maluma now tops Billboard charts across the world with exciting hits featuring traditional latin genres(merengue,salsa, bachata, etc.) generously seasoned with a sexy, stimulating reggaeton flair. Besides embracing sensual and electrifying beats, Maluma's music chronicles relevant topics every one of us casanovas deal with from the pain and pleasure of one-night stand to the effortless management of a talented 4-member harem. Above all, his music is a commanding force on the dance floor and coerces hips to move in ways that before weren't possible(don't believe me just check out Shakira in his song Chantaje).

Maluma's truly a model to all of us playboys, displaying a powerful pretty boy, dirt boy frame. His success really comes to show the deadliness of the intoxicating-bad boy nature when combined with innocent, boyish and gentlemanly charm. His extravagant, urban fashion style is also reflective of this and should be used as inspiration.


Having captured the hearts of every chica in the Latin world, Maluma's quest for world domination isn't stopping and he's determined to become the next Latin sensation( a la iglesias) in the United States y todo el mundo. Watch out for this guy in the coming years as he transforms into a global superstar. Now I just wonder what forum member he based his game on? [/align]


Here's some of his greatest hits. Don't forget to play them when you're met with some lmr; they're sure to do the trick.












https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xByMBYDRmY

Post: #2

Will listen but rename that title as I've done or forever be entombed...

Post: #3

Interesting...thanks for the heads up. I will have to give him a listen.

Post: #4

Is this more interesting if you speak Spanish?

It just sounds completely generic to me.

Post: #5

No, not at all, this is beyond simply generic, it's garbage so bad only retards would actually listen to this.

Post: #6

Indeed, Maluma's songs are completely generic.

Songs can be catchy at times (e.g. Borro Cassette), but if they were in English they'd make my blood boil for their cliche'dness.

I can generally tolerate pop songs better in non-English languages, because I'm less sick of their particular way of phrasing cliche'd and/or stupid bullshit.

Post: #7

Maluma's music is complete garbage. Not hating on the kid as he is pretty damn successful and young. His success however is based largely on his looks

Post: #8

Quote:Is this more interesting if you speak Spanish?

It just sounds completely generic to me.

No it does not, unless you are girl with alpha male cravings.

No offense to you OP, but reggaeton music is good for one thing and one thing only, getting laid, I can't imagine myself listening to some of this crap without having a few girls dancing around or singing it.

No girls and no party> reggaeton is a bunch of crap
a hot paisa in the club dancing to you while drinking a beer> one of the best dance genres ever.

The guys is pretty much like a f*ck*ng sex symbol here in columbia, even "metal" girls and "hipster" girls secretly fantasize with this fag.