Post: #26

(04-05-2017 07:17 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Only in America...

You'd think they'd have someone trained in the Heimlich maneuver during a rapid eating contest.

Donald Trump needs to pass some type of legislation requiring someone Heimlich certified is present at all eating contests.

This girl died in a pancake eating contest.



Sad part is her dad died in 9/11. Be careful out there.

Aloha!

Post: #27

This was at Voodoo Donuts. Maybe the donut was cursed?

It supposedly happened around 1AM which makes me think the guy was drunk or high (this is Colorado after all). Haven't seen any follow up on an autopsy report though.

Post: #28

(04-05-2017 08:20 AM)Kid Twist Wrote:  A young girl whose dad died in 9/11 attacks also died in a pancake eating contest recently at a University, I think she choked. Carbs kill.

In all seriousness, how ridiculous and sad.

(04-10-2017 04:22 PM)Kona Wrote:  This girl died in a pancake eating contest.

Does it make me a terrible person that I became much more upset about this incident after seeing what the girl looked like?

Post: #29

Man, I thought being obliterated by a random artillery shell I had no idea was coming in a meat grinder war would be a shitty pointless way to die. Perhaps eating pancakes is worse. A real shame such a good looking girl got taken; we need more hotties not less. I'm amazed no one could save her when it happened, I mean come on, how hard is it to clear a blockage in the throat? I'd of been chugging water like crazy before I required assistance. Pancakes seem like bad food for that anyway, seems too easy to get clogged in the throat with their mushy cake-like texture and made worse maybe by liquids.

Yeah, food contests need to be stopped. The biological design of breathing and eating going through the same passageway is just...bad, very bad design. And to me it's way too risky to be haphazardly shoving shit down there when you also need to breath through that tube. Really no need to exacerbate the already risky nature of bad biological design. I mean, what scenario would a person consider the most likely to induce choking and asphyxiation? An eating contest.

Besides, they're utterly pointless. I don't even know who would derive enjoyment from such a thing, watching people stuff their faces...disgusting. I guess I just don't get it. I don't like watching hot girls die though. Definite WB after inducing Heimlich and saving life.

Post: #30

(04-11-2017 11:32 PM)Delta Wrote:  

(04-05-2017 08:20 AM)Kid Twist Wrote:  A young girl whose dad died in 9/11 attacks also died in a pancake eating contest recently at a University, I think she choked. Carbs kill.

In all seriousness, how ridiculous and sad.

(04-10-2017 04:22 PM)Kona Wrote:  This girl died in a pancake eating contest.

Does it make me a terrible person that I became much more upset about this incident after seeing what the girl looked like?

I think it's just natural to care a little more when people in the prime of their lives and attractive ones at that are taken before being able to procreate and live their life. You subconsciously make that connection that they have more to offer humanity and the gene pool than older less attractive people. The mind perceives the loss as greater because they lived less than most and because a higher value is assigned to attractive desirable people.

I don't particularly care if it makes me a bad person or not. Few will care when I die and within a generation no one will mourn me or think about me beyond an interest in their lineage. "oh, that was my great great grandfather, neat!"

Post: #31

(04-11-2017 11:52 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:  I think it's just natural to care a little more when people in the prime of their lives and attractive ones at that are taken before being able to procreate and live their life. You subconsciously make that connection that they have more to offer humanity and the gene pool than older less attractive people. The mind perceives the loss as greater because they lived less than most and because a higher value is assigned to attractive desirable people.

I don't particularly care if it makes me a bad person or not. Few will care when I die and within a generation no one will mourn me or think about me beyond an interest in their lineage. "oh, that was my great great grandfather, neat!"

Honestly a big part of it is that I perceive there to be a desperate shortage of cute, wife-material looking girls like her.

Like watching 100 lbs of beef spoil during a famine (on top of the already tragic nature of a young person dying).

Post: #32

(04-12-2017 12:13 AM)Delta Wrote:  

(04-11-2017 11:52 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:  I think it's just natural to care a little more when people in the prime of their lives and attractive ones at that are taken before being able to procreate and live their life. You subconsciously make that connection that they have more to offer humanity and the gene pool than older less attractive people. The mind perceives the loss as greater because they lived less than most and because a higher value is assigned to attractive desirable people.

I don't particularly care if it makes me a bad person or not. Few will care when I die and within a generation no one will mourn me or think about me beyond an interest in their lineage. "oh, that was my great great grandfather, neat!"

Honestly a big part of it is that I perceive there to be a desperate shortage of cute, wife-material looking girls like her.

Like watching 100 lbs of beef spoil during a famine.

Precisely. A quality looking wifeable girl just got cut down in her prime in an incredibly senseless manner. One less cutie to go around. In the modern west that's practically a god damn tragedy given how bad our selection is. Not to politicize the thread but when I see the migrants raping and/or murdering cute Euro girls I feel the same. Either they're ruined or dead, one less quality woman to go around and mate with because of an entirely avoidable situation.