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The last time I posted in this forum, I had hit rock bottom. I was unemployed, smoking weed all day, never leaving the house, not answering friends calls.

The last post I made was deleted as I had typed the thread in gibberish. It was in giberish because I was high on a like 4 zoplicones. In the thread, I was trying to list the things that were wrong with my life and that I was about to make a new change.

My brother at that time had been working in Turkey on his start up business. He needed and extra pair of hands and then I jumped ship from London all the way to Turkey.

What happened next is something I wouldn't have imagined.

The business was a booming success and we are on our way to being millionaires in the near future if we keep going as we are.

Life is funny because me and my brother had a terrible upbringing. Can almost compare it to Eminems upbringing. Dad was a petty gangster, drug addict and all around arsehole. I haven't seen him since I was 9. I'm now 21 years old. My mother was a prescription drug popping, getting mad at every little thing. Lowest point in my life was staying in a hostel type shit for women with 3 of us sharing a bed with rats running around near us.

Life can be funny, it can hurt, whatever you do just remember you can always change your life.

Onto my next dialemma. I'm still a 21 year old virgin.

I also would like to apologise to the members here. Did not want to seem like I was trolling. I was really high.

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(03-23-2017 04:31 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  Onto my next dialemma. I'm still a 21 year old virgin.

Are you a virgin, liar or both?

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(03-23-2017 04:31 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  Onto my next dialemma. I'm still a 21 year old virgin.

Don't worry, you might be "a 21 year old virgin", but apparently you're a 21 year old virgin "on his way to become a millionaire"... So you won't stay a virgin for long, trust the chicks around you on this. (Unless you have serious psychological or physical problems, but even that can be mended by money, and overcome with willpower...)

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What is this thread about?

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I want you guys to know that I became a millionaire today, too. I found this little forest with midget unicorns, and I'm selling those fuckers on ebay.

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Lmao. Even if this story was true, your brother does all the work and you think you can jump into his business as a drug addict and become a millionaire.

Stop deluding yourself and accept that your life is shit. Then go do something about it.

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(03-23-2017 05:21 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(03-23-2017 04:31 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  Onto my next dialemma. I'm still a 21 year old virgin.

Are you a virgin, liar or both?

18th August, 2015
Bambi's 100 Approach Thread

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(08-17-2015 07:09 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  About me:

Age: 20

Past experiencesd : kissed 2 girls couple years ago and have banged a few hookers.

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