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Ive been seing this girl for six months.

We dont have a serious relationship but she seems really interested/invested on me.

THe thing is that we have sex once per week but the last two times we did it she had this taste like semen in her mouth. The first time I though it was me being paranoid, but it has happened again.

I think she migh have given a bj to someone else hours before meeting up with me or even the night before....which is disgusting.


Opinions?

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Post: #3

How do you know what semen tastes like?

Post: #4

^

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But excellent thread title.

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There are so many questions but only one answer.

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(02-26-2017 09:04 AM)Number one bummer Wrote:  How do you know what semen tastes like?

I guess most guys tried their own produce?

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball

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I'm not sure what it tastes like except half the girls are like eeww and gross, so maybe not the best. I think it should taste like sugary donut topping so the girls would crave it all the time like they do chocolate. So I think nature, evolution, or intelligent design kind of screwed up there and dropped the ball.

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why don't you just send her to the bathroom to clean her teeth?)

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(02-26-2017 10:55 AM)Jason55 Wrote:  I'm not sure what it tastes like except half the girls are like eeww and gross, so maybe not the best. I think it should taste like sugary donut topping so the girls would crave it all the time like they do chocolate. So I think nature, evolution, or intelligent design kind of screwed up there and dropped the ball.

Maintaining a good, healthy diet helps. Certain food products are good (pineapple, coconut), certain are bad (spicy food). All in all, it's a concoction of proteins and micro-elements.

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(02-26-2017 10:55 AM)Jason55 Wrote:  I'm not sure what it tastes like except half the girls are like eeww and gross, so maybe not the best. I think it should taste like sugary donut topping so the girls would crave it all the time like they do chocolate. So I think nature, evolution, or intelligent design kind of screwed up there and dropped the ball.

From an evolutionary standpoint, that would only make sense if the sperm could make its way from the aesophagus to the uterus.

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Man up and eat that cum bro

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^ Good catch. Sperm contains many mood elevators such as oxytocin, so it would appear that evolution has indeed already taken care of this.

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Next time this happens go into the bathroom and drink your own semen, it's not gay since you're busting on yourself. Then go back outside, this will counteract any weird taste she might have.

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(02-26-2017 11:29 AM)roberto Wrote:  ^ Good catch. Sperm contains many mood elevators such as oxytocin, so it would appear that evolution has indeed already taken care of this.

An Ode to the Many Evolved Virtues of Human Semen.

No, it's not a poem but an article from blog of the Scientific American.

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lol

Quote:Opinions?

shoulda took this one to your grave bro

Post: #19

You are friends with benefits. Tasting other guy's dick is one of the benefits. Take it like a man.

Post: #20

(02-26-2017 09:00 AM)heman29 Wrote:  the last two times we did it she had this taste like semen in her mouth.

(Someone needed to insert this GIF. It's the most appropriate one.)

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(02-26-2017 09:00 AM)heman29 Wrote:  Ive been seing this girl for six months.

We dont have a serious relationship but she seems really interested/invested on me.

THe thing is that we have sex once per week but the last two times we did it she had this taste like semen in her mouth. The first time I though it was me being paranoid, but it has happened again.

I think she migh have given a bj to someone else hours before meeting up with me or even the night before....which is disgusting.


Opinions?

I've started eating a lot of asparagus last few days. Let me know if it tastes different next time

Post: #22

Hey guys, lay off OP.
He has started some other valuable threads such as:

Girl wants to have a shot from a dildo in front of me at a bar
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third date: girl brings friends/guy friend
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He even has a has a super cool username

Post: #23

Feed her a can of this every morning. Report back to us.

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Quote:or even the night before

We're learning from OP that cum after-taste can persist overnight.

Post: #25

(02-26-2017 10:15 AM)ksbms Wrote:  

(02-26-2017 09:04 AM)Number one bummer Wrote:  How do you know what semen tastes like?

I guess most guys tried their own produce?

(02-26-2017 11:04 AM)ksbms Wrote:  Maintaining a good, healthy diet helps. Certain food products are good (pineapple, coconut), certain are bad (spicy food). All in all, it's a concoction of proteins and micro-elements.

"How do know so much about swallows???"