Post: #101

The problem with girls who really know how to cook is that they usually really know how to eat, too.

Post: #102

(02-12-2017 10:34 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(02-09-2017 02:27 AM)Veloce Wrote:  Nothing drives me crazy like pictures of hot chicks "cooking". 90% of the time it's some Maxim-esque photoshoot where everything is set up for her and the bitch obviously doesn't know her way around the kitchen. It's painful to look at. Let's break this down shall we

(02-08-2017 10:59 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  
Inconclusive. Appears to be amateur. Her grip indicates she's not doing any serious cooking, but she could theoretically be mixing batter here. The combination of her boyshorts, trim figure, natural appearance with little to no makeup, perfect brunette hair all set in a proper blue-collar kitchen setting leads me to believe that I'd cover her in my batter.


I can't tell if that's whipped cream or whipped egg whites. Either way, it requires some serious effort to whip them to that stage by hand, would most likely work up a sweat and require greater arm strength than this poser ass ho posseses. Next.

YES. All signs point to Chrissy Teigen here actually making these egg rolls. She's got her wrappers, her seasoned pork mix from a bowl that's clearly in use, and has one in progress that is exactly how you'd wrap it, meticulously so. 10/10 would start a family with.

Now this is a travesty. Cluttered work space. Dirty dishes in the sink. Shitty linoleum floor. I bet she has hairy arms and you just can't see them in the pic. What is this useless slut doing, rubbing a red solo cup rim with lime? And then dipping it in chili salt? Pretend you have just an ounce of class and use a real margarita or rocks glass. What is this a frat house? She should ditch the tequila shots anyway and focus on whatever the fuck is going on in that pan...looks like brown overcooked eggs with some shitty bacon substitute, either turkey bacon or worse, veggie bacon. I'd eat her ass but wouldn't go near anything this bitch tries to cook in a kitchen. NEXT.

OOOHHH her hand is on a pot! Look what a great cook she is! Except that pot isn't actually hot otherwise she'd have to use an oven mitt. I'd put down $100 the pot is empty and this airhead has a hard time making cereal.

what about this

A real man doesn't make his woman cook in her underwear, that's inconsiderate. You buy her a nice apron instead, like those here (timely info, because aprons are the perfect Valentine's gift):

Post: #103

I think that Eastern-European chick married some Asian alpha dude. Pretty sure she's already taken.

Post: #104

Can we please turn this officially into the "hot girls cooking whilst barely clothed thread"?

The talent displayed is improving.

Post: #105

This is now a 'Veloce rates photos of women cooking' thread.

Post: #106

(02-13-2017 12:49 AM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  I think that Eastern-European chick married some Asian alpha dude. Pretty sure she's already taken.

yea i know this is the thread.

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Post: #107

(02-13-2017 02:47 AM)iop890 Wrote:  This is now a 'Veloce rates photos of women cooking' thread.

Rare culinary Ivankas:

Post: #108

Right where she belongs.

Post: #109

(02-14-2017 04:26 AM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  Right where she belongs.

Oven joke?

Post: #110

(02-13-2017 11:43 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Not a vanity shot. Hair up and out of the way, sleeves rolled up, so pretty safety conscious, no hair or clothing fires today.

No apron, old shirt instead, emphasis on the meal and not the picture.

Doesn't look posed, looks like she was snapped while trying to cook something.

A couple other pots in frame, it is possible she is multitasking.

That looks like a high quality non stick pot, and she is smart enough to use a wooden spoon and not a metal spatula.

Appears to be sauteing mushrooms and giving them plenty of breathing room, not drowning them in oil.

Will Veloce approve?

(By the way, I think the whole idea of micro-analyzing a girl's cooking style and choices is a genius concept, and I will be using it shamelessly from now on.
It is such an awesome demonstration of high value and frame that I think it is, in addition to being great comedy, an extremely practical gaming stance.
Stop posing sweetie, your broccoli florets have lost their color and their snap!)

Post: #111

Going back to speaking about Crossfit, I knew a girl in the States who was a chubber. She was eternally single and she eventually started running, or rather participating in 5K and eventually 10K races. Somehow she didn't get thinner. I attribute that to the Instagrammed "rewards" she gave herself after every race. She consumed easily 2-3x the calories she had burned all of race day in one reward meal. She eventually got into Crossfit, and then I lost track because she started appearing less and less frequently in my Facebook.

Compare that to a Russian chubber I know. When she wanted to start exercising, did she start lifting weights like a goddamn man? No, she started with pole dancing, ring stuff and handstands. So feminine. This is why I love (parts of) Europe.

Post: #112

Nothing kills a boxer faster than muscles on a woman! These women that want muscles, clearly have issues!

Women that look fit is a huge turn on with a nice firm ass! Makes me cum like thunder!

Post: #113

(02-08-2017 04:32 PM)Hell_Is_Like_Newark Wrote:  I googled some pics of her. She look like about 10% body fat. She is pretty muscular, but not as insane of some of the body building women I have seen before (who are obviously juicing).

I wouldn't worry about it, the whole thing is Fugazi, an orchestrated humblebrag.

Post: #114

Crossfit addicted girl with thick biceps arm-wrestles a guy who has never seen a gym in his life. Her arm seems twice as big as his.

He still wins. It took him some time, but the result was never in doubt.



Comments on the video are very red pilled.

Post: #115

One day at my former job, a woman with very big arms ask me to help her to change a tire.

Just for fun, I ask her to try to loosen a bolt, it was totally impossible for her.

So I try it myself after her, I almost didn’t have to force, it was too easy.

Post: #116

(02-19-2017 05:21 AM)balybary Wrote:  One day at my former job, a woman with very big arms ask me to help her to change a tire.

Just for fun, I ask her to try to loosen a bolt, it was totally impossible for her.

So I try it myself after her, I almost didn’t have to force, it was too easy.

Was good of her to loosen it up for you, though.

Post: #117

i would actually recommend cross-fit to plenty of women - but not for too long.

Post: #118

I cant imagine how disconcerting it would be to grab a handful of tit only for her to flex it out of your grasp.

Post: #119

(02-09-2017 09:26 AM)Dream Medicine Wrote:  

Pictured here is the only time she had any "Super Serum Protein" on her face.

Post: #120

I started on page one where this thread was about a crossfit girl's struggle in the modern dating world. I time skipped over to page 5 to see that this thread has now become a cooking thread.

Idk, I still think she's pretty though.

Post: #121

(02-19-2017 11:33 PM)hummingsong Wrote:  I started on page one where this thread was about a crossfit girl's struggle in the modern dating world. I time skipped over to page 5 to see that this thread has now become a cooking thread.

Idk, I still think she's pretty though.

*Roosh-suspicious.gif*

Post: #122

Well there was some confusion at the beginning about who the "crossfit girl" in question is.

To anyone wondering, it's the ugly redhead who's built like she-hulk and obviously juiced to the gills, not the brunette deadlifting chick who would be pretty hot if she just gained back some fat and stopped heavy lifting for a few months.

Post: #123

(02-20-2017 12:24 AM)weambulance Wrote:  Well there was some confusion at the beginning about who the "crossfit girl" in question is.

To anyone wondering, it's the ugly redhead who's built like she-hulk and obviously juiced to the gills, not the brunette deadlifting chick who would be pretty hot if she just gained back some fat and stopped heavy lifting for a few months.

Aw shit, I thought it was the brunette.

Post: #124

I don't have problem with fitness and healthy life. For me the problem starts when women start to resemble male body, if I see a women from behind and her back is easily to be confused with a man's then that is a problem.

Post: #125

(02-20-2017 01:00 AM)Latinopan Wrote:  I don't have problem with fitness and healthy life. For me the problem starts when women start to resemble male body, if I see a women from behind and her back is easily to be confused with a man's then that is a problem.

It's no coincidence that it's often women with boyish figures that seem to go for this kind of nonsense in the first place. I can't ever remember knowing a tomboy that didn't grow out of that phase when her female curves started showing up.

Though causes would vary, this is no doubt less a matter of nurture and more a matter of nature, which is to say their body chemistry has always been irregularly masculine and they're merely compounding that problem, in part because it's a simple way to put themselves in the vicinity of thirsty high-T males that would otherwise ignore their surfboard figures out on the street and in the bars.

I'd put good money on the possibility that most of these girls had some sort of disorder during puberty that stunted their development and hence are now stuck in a sort of gender limbo.

In other words, these women would always have had a hard time appearing feminine and it's little wonder that they've tried to carve out a different niche in the world, no matter how stupid it is.