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(04-12-2018 08:13 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 11:20 PM)HornyRamone Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 04:29 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 02:19 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  He's got a solid wife and 2 kids and a nice ranch in Kauai.

Yeah...she's a solid.
A solid 4.

DAAAAHHH He's got bigger titties than she does.

WB and impregnate.

Who, Mark?

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He denies being a lizard:





But with movements like this, it's case closed for me:

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If there was ever a case for autism/Asperger's...

Post: #206

(04-11-2018 04:29 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 02:19 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  He's got a solid wife and 2 kids and a nice ranch in Kauai.

Yeah...she's a solid.
A solid 4.

I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

Look at how she leads the way. I bet she bosses him around in the bedroom (maybe in life too) and mocks his little dick.

Post: #207

(04-12-2018 11:32 PM)churros Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 04:29 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(04-11-2018 02:19 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  He's got a solid wife and 2 kids and a nice ranch in Kauai.

Yeah...she's a solid.
A solid 4.

I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

Look at how she leads the way. I bet she bosses him around in the bedroom (maybe in life too) and mocks his little dick.

She likes being spanked.

Post: #208

(04-12-2018 11:32 PM)churros Wrote:  

I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

Post: #209

Some of these senators are such retards that I actually felt bad for Zuck at times.

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(04-13-2018 12:29 PM)VincentVinturi Wrote:  Some of these senators are such retards that I actually felt bad for Zuck at times.

The problem is that the people who could ask the hard-hitting questions and catch Zuckerberg if he's spouting bullshit are not the kind of people who are US senators (yet).

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(04-10-2018 04:13 PM)Ice Man Wrote:  

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(04-12-2018 10:57 PM)Super_Fire Wrote:  If there was ever a case for autism/Asperger's...

While I respect his intelligence and tremendous financial success- Zuck is the epitome of an uncharismatic, unlikable dork.

Post: #213

(04-13-2018 04:23 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(04-12-2018 11:32 PM)churros Wrote:  

I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

PENALTY

churros

Automatic change of name to CHORRO

25% WARNING

Continue thread.

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(04-12-2018 10:48 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  ...

That clip reminded me of a staged photo shoot of Soyboy Trudeau running up in Canada.

Post: #215

(04-12-2018 11:32 PM)churros Wrote:  




I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

I kinda get what you're saying. I think I mentioned on another thread that I was puzzled by her legs because they seem like a strange anomaly, something I can't recall seeing on Asian girls. At first I was disgusted, but I've changed my mind. I know it sounds so very wrong, but the more I look I find that I can't draw my eyes away from those thunder thighs and and meaty calves. All men have a depraved, selectively activated section of our brain where we look at a woman that outwardly makes us shudder, while at the same time we secretly ponder, "I wonder what it would be like to put my dick inside that thing." It would be extremely satisfying to have those porky pegs wrapped around my waist as I pounded her peregrine poon, and I'd probably make eye contact because I think I'd enjoy watching her facial expressions. But she would be strictly for missionary purposes only - it would be unsettling to have those ham hocks bouncing on top of me, and hitting it from behind would be needlessly traumatic. If we had that one vital ground rule in place, I'd probably even go back for seconds and I wouldn't even feel ashamed.

Post: #216

(04-13-2018 03:44 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(04-12-2018 11:32 PM)churros Wrote:  




I still have a vague urge to slam those chunky thighs.

I kinda get what you're saying. I think I mentioned on another thread that I was puzzled by her legs because they seem like a strange anomaly, something I can't recall seeing on Asian girls. At first I was disgusted, but I've changed my mind. I know it sounds so very wrong, but the more I look I find that I can't draw my eyes away from those thunder thighs and and meaty calves. All men have a depraved, selectively activated section of our brain where we look at a woman that outwardly makes us shudder, while at the same time we secretly ponder, "I wonder what it would be like to put my dick inside that thing." It would be extremely satisfying to have those porky pegs wrapped around my waist as I pounded her peregrine poon, and I'd probably make eye contact because I think I'd enjoy watching her facial expressions. But she would be strictly for missionary purposes only - it would be unsettling to have those ham hocks bouncing on top of me, and hitting it from behind would be needlessly traumatic. If we had that one vital ground rule in place, I'd probably even go back for seconds and I wouldn't even feel ashamed.

Guys, if you think those are chunky thighs, you are in for a horrible surprise if you ever get married. By the standards of an average husband with a couple kids, those thighs are svelte. This is why guys who divorce their wives go pelting off to China for a replacement.

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He should buy her a set of double D's. It would change everything.

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So solid that the guy behind has to close his eyes to avoid looking at her ass

(04-11-2018 04:29 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  Yeah...she's a solid.
A solid 4.

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(04-12-2018 10:48 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

I didn't know it was possible to run autistic but he found a way.

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(04-14-2018 07:27 PM)realologist Wrote:  

(04-12-2018 10:48 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

I didn't know it was possible to run autistic but he found a way.

Shields his phone when he passes by people.

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(04-15-2018 01:53 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

The couple in that video are both better looking than Zuckerberg and his wife.

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"Scale first, ask questions later."

What a great motto for I don't give a damn about the citizens we trod over on my path to ultimate power over the populace. Fuck this guy up his tight pretentious asshole with a rusty stick of rebar.