Post: #426

Backstory: This chick texted me out of the blue, months after I got her number and the trail ran cold. I responded trying to figure out who it was, we went on one date, it went well, made out with her a little, then she was still running cold. Figured out this girl really does have ADD and on top of that american cuntery. Was in her area after a work gig and decided I'd swing by and join her in the hot tub but she either fell asleep or pretended to because I showed up at her apartment complex and she stopped responding. Waited while I ate my burger (was starving after the gig), then bounced.

I then told her she sucked and I wasn't wasting my time with her. She apologized and said she'd come to my area and take me out, that she'd fallen asleep blah blah blah. Told her to prove it. She became wishy washy and I told her to delete my number. She's texted me since at least once out of the blue and I asked her "who is this?" and then told her "I thought I told you to delete my number" or something to that effect. Haven't heard from her in 3+ months.

Out of the blue:

Saturday:
Mackenzie: Hey how's it going (3:57 PM)
AO: Why did you keep my number? Are you bored? (6:29 PM)
Mackenzie: Because you're cute (6:30 PM)
Mackenzie: Yes
Mackenzie: Why do you have mine (6:34 PM)
Mackenzie: Ok good talk (7:14 PM)

Tuesday:
AO: There is no place in my life for flakes. Go away. (2:15 PM)
Mackenzie: Shhh (2:15 PM)
AO: Bye (2:17 PM)
Mackenzie: Weird as fuck (2:44 PM)
AO: Suck my dick (3:34 PM)
Mackenzie: I would soo (3:40 PM)

I really don't care about this chick at all. From her last Facebook picture I saw (from before I blocked her) she looked like she was getting fat. I'm not sure I would even let her give me a blowie, but it was just too great of an opportunity to not use it. She moved closer to my area so it's actually possible I could, but due to past experience I think continuing to write her off is the right route.

Although the opportunity to troll is there...

Post: #427

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I don't get this, she played it pretty well. She acted cool and didn't care about you rejecting her. Maybe this is memorable text exchange from her side - she just shrugged off your nonsense. I wouldn't mind meeting this girl! She's probably not a drama queen like most out there.

Post: #428

(02-26-2013 05:26 PM)Menace Wrote:  reaper,

Story behind this? I assume pics or gtfo was not the first text.

ha, no.

okcupid girl. keeping her on the back burner until i'm ready (work/current girl/life/kids/training/etc)

she said she wanted to take pics and send them to me but I had to "beg"

not playing that game I simply said "pics or gtfo"

Post: #429

I have a couple old ones I'll put up. Back story: A few years back my girlfriend at the time absolutely crushed me. The only way I could think to get back at her at the time was by fucking as many girls in her social circle as I could (petty, I know).

One of her friends that I actually wasn't going to fuck (because I thought she was cool and would make a cool female friend) decided she wanted to fuck me after hearing some of the other girls in the circle talk about me (social proof/pre-selection whatever).

We end up fucking, but she wants more. I don't give her that, she gets pissed. A few months later we do it all over again, until she gets pissed. This cycle continues until recently. She goes cold and doesn't really respond anymore cause I guess she thinks I'm only using her for sex, which is kind of annoying seeing as how I just wanted her as a friend to begin with. I just can't be with her because SHE'S BORING AS HELL!

So one day I open her with something light & friendly, saying "on a scale of 1-10 how much do you feel loved today?", she was unreceptive.



Then later on that night I was kinda drunk, and I started texting her because she's always been my go to when drunk. The next day I was inviting her to hang out but she took a couple hours to respond. After I invited her out she pretty much ignored me.



Then I start really not giving a fuck. Then I remember something I heard recently and ask her about it. Now she's texting like crazy. Girls love drama.









There were more, but I cut it out. Mostly uninteresting drama. After that no more fucks were given.



Then I finally learned how to use the Emoji's.



Before that last message she called me and I ignored, so she left a voice mail saying I'm an ass hole. The End.

I got some more messages from another one of the girls in the same social circle that I haven't fucked yet. She's like the FINAL BOSS at the end of a Nintendo game, then I'm done fucking with my ex's social circle!

Post: #430

Post: #431

just like in "bang". Make it feel natural and in the moment.

Post: #432

(03-01-2013 05:02 PM)ChocolateCockOfZeus Wrote:  ............

Post: #433

LOL I was done with her, so at the end it was strictly for self-amusement.

Post: #434

Here's a memorable exchange with the final girl of the social circle. We sent some pics to each other, the conversation picks up after that.



*The beta texts are callback humor (inside thing).*





I loss the one after that, but it said something about Oral skills, manual labor, late nights, and something else. Then:





After this I just called her and had phone sex.

Post: #435

Well damn: I saw the first girl at a party last night. She's walking straight to me and I'm thinking "here we go". She smiles and hugs me then asks why I was ignoring her phone calls...

I'm convinced, the way you come off when you first interact with people is so important in how you'll be able to do things in the future. From the start I have a Don't Give A Fuck attitude, so when I start saying off the wall shit (that you'd think was offensive) it seems to be perfectly okay with them. I think that's called setting the frame early.

Post: #436

(03-01-2013 07:15 AM)RonnieB Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I don't get this, she played it pretty well. She acted cool and didn't care about you rejecting her. Maybe this is memorable text exchange from her side - she just shrugged off your nonsense. I wouldn't mind meeting this girl! She's probably not a drama queen like most out there.

She's pretty average, but yeah easy smash and dash.

Post: #437

Post: #438

(03-29-2013 03:21 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  stuff

lol @ parlay.

you'll be there when they split though. haha

Post: #439

my mass text today is: good friday is a good day to get nailed. hahahahaa

Post: #440

^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Post: #441

(03-29-2013 03:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Surprisingly ...she's a tall Russian girl with a big booty. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

Post: #442

(03-29-2013 03:33 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Surprisingly ...she's a tall Russian girl with a big booty. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

No one can measure up to Lexus.

Post: #443

(03-29-2013 03:50 PM)Menace Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:33 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Surprisingly ...she's a tall Russian girl with a big booty. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

No one can measure up to Lexus.

It's rough today Menace. 3 of my regulars have boyfriends now.

Post: #444

(03-29-2013 03:56 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:50 PM)Menace Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:33 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-29-2013 03:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ^ that's a fat chick I can tell by the way she texts

Surprisingly ...she's a tall Russian girl with a big booty. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

No one can measure up to Lexus.

It's rough today Menace. 3 of my regulars have boyfriends now.

I find it mind boggling that dudes ltr up on some of these girls. I collected some on facebook over the years and to see these dudes doing all this stupid shit is amazing. This one last week was in Puerto Rico with her Fiancee. I met her and smashed in two hours, nothing special or even worth a second try but some dude and I'll even say way above average is taking her on trips. WTF? I think we need a new thread on this..

Post: #445

"found a hotter chick"

Sounds kind of spiteful. A little too try-hard for my taste.

(03-08-2013 05:15 AM)UnW Wrote:  

(03-01-2013 07:15 AM)RonnieB Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I don't get this, she played it pretty well. She acted cool and didn't care about you rejecting her. Maybe this is memorable text exchange from her side - she just shrugged off your nonsense. I wouldn't mind meeting this girl! She's probably not a drama queen like most out there.

She's pretty average, but yeah easy smash and dash.

Post: #446

(03-29-2013 04:48 PM)TheRookie Wrote:  "found a hotter chick"

Sounds kind of spiteful. A little too try-hard for my taste.

(03-08-2013 05:15 AM)UnW Wrote:  

(03-01-2013 07:15 AM)RonnieB Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I don't get this, she played it pretty well. She acted cool and didn't care about you rejecting her. Maybe this is memorable text exchange from her side - she just shrugged off your nonsense. I wouldn't mind meeting this girl! She's probably not a drama queen like most out there.

She's pretty average, but yeah easy smash and dash.

Re-frame it however you like. Value Vs. Effort trade off worked in the other girls favour.

Post: #447

Guys please:

1) scale those images down and
2) don't quote half a page of images to write just one sentence!

Post: #448

(03-30-2013 12:21 PM)Menace Wrote:  Guys please:

1) scale those images down and
2) don't quote half a page of images to write just one sentence!

It's hard to shrink them down. I just take a screenshot of my iPhone and upload to IMGUR and just paste the URL.

If you have a simpler way then please share.

Post: #449

(03-30-2013 12:28 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(03-30-2013 12:21 PM)Menace Wrote:  Guys please:

1) scale those images down and
2) don't quote half a page of images to write just one sentence!

It's hard to shrink them down. I just take a screenshot of my iPhone and upload to IMGUR and just paste the URL.

If you have a simpler way then please share.

IMGUR allows you to scale the images.

Point to the image in imgur and a little paint easel icon will appear in the bottom left of the image thumbnail. Click on it. Then click the edit button. In the top right hand corner it will list the image dimensions, reduce by 50% and then click re-size (top left corner). Apply changes.

Double check to make sure it did it by going to the img url in a new browser window.

Post: #450

I use an app called Picup to upload to IMGUR from my iPhone. It gives you the URL after. No option to resize. Any other apps that can resize?