Post: #376

haha good job houston

Post: #377

(01-06-2013 11:42 PM)houston Wrote:  I knew you'd like it mechanico. I was laughing at the confederate flag in her mom's trailer when she was sucking me up.

Hilarious

Post: #378

Look at this little hamster in action. She doesn't normally type like this but I think she was just trying to get my attention. About an hour before this she asked me to meet up but I said I wasn't in London and watching the football. Then this happened.

   

   

   

I think she meant "teasing" at the end. There was some boring shit after where she said she was going to go drink wine at home alone blah blah.

Post: #379

haha i love it, she wants anal mate.

Post: #380

Deleted.

Post: #381

Me: Dick pic
Her: Wtf?

Then this...

   

Not even met her yet.

Post: #382

Woops.

Post: #383

I got a random call the other day from this girl who claimed I called her. I tried to run some game on her and get her meet me.

Me: You wanna get drinks?
Her: I don't even know you!
Me: well get to know me it will be a blind date.
Her: ummm
Me: come on this is a once in a lifetime opportunity girl. You will look back on this day and be glad you took the jump.
Her: jajaja
Me: it will be cool how bout youmeet me at some coffee sshop so I know you won't kill me then we'll go to a bar or something.

The conversation ended with her telling me she lives 4 hours away. So I text her today.

   

I just want nudies . What should I do?

Post: #384

when in doubt send a dick picture

Post: #385

Hey Houston and Mechanico,

Can you guys start a trailer trash thread and post pics of these trashy hoes? We don't get them up in NYC so it's exotic for me.

Post: #386

Here's one from last night
Note* I hit it first night we hung out.

Post: #387

Met a girl online. She seemed like a 6, but I was willing to give it a chance, although I was a bit skeptical. She started the convo so I went along with it.

She wanted to add my facebook. I said I don't use it often. She wanted my skype, so I gave it to her (she wanted to make sure I'm no creep, understandable).

We video chat, once I see her lower body, she plummets to a 4. Not obese, but more than chubby.. I couldn't do it. I chat for 5-10 minutes to be respectful so it doesn't seem like I had to leave just after she showed me her full body. I told her I had some work to do and was logging off, she told me to text her right there so she has my number..

Here is the exchange, after I log off:

243pm: Hey, your really cute BTW lol
Me: Thanks for telling me that face to face! (In hindsight maybe this was a bad idea.. I had decided not to take it anywhere at this point)
247: lol when are you free
Me: I'm really busy this week, so I'm not sure (hoping to just let it die from here
250: Okay when you working
255: Question game?
257: U ask anything then I do get to know each other
305: Do you drink?
310: Sorry for nothing you text me later
311: Bothing* my phone messed
700pm: Sorry about that when I went off skype I let roommate borrow my phone just got it back what's up?
Sometime overnight: U up?

All this over the past 24 hours.. Shit, she has my first and last name. Can she find where I live and stalk me? I'm legitimately semi-worried.

Post: #388

Yeah you better change your name man.

Post: #389

(01-28-2013 02:31 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Yeah you better change your name man.

What do you mean? For future reference?

Or are you just being sarcastic, I can't really tell.

Also, I JUST got a 'hey' 2 minutes ago..

Post: #390

hahaha, just tell you're not interested

Post: #391

(01-28-2013 02:34 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  

(01-28-2013 02:31 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Yeah you better change your name man.

What do you mean? For future reference?

Or are you just being sarcastic, I can't really tell.

Also, I JUST got a 'hey' 2 minutes ago..

(01-10-2013 04:05 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  when in doubt send a dick picture

Post: #392

(01-10-2013 04:48 PM)soup Wrote:  Hey Houston and Mechanico,

Can you guys start a trailer trash thread and post pics of these trashy hoes? We don't get them up in NYC so it's exotic for me.

There's not white trash in NYC? It's all the same shit.

Post: #393

Her-Hey Hotwheels call me it's important!
Me-Who is this?
Her- "nutjob" *name redacted
Me- The "Nutjob" that won't take it in the butt?

Post: #394

(02-01-2013 04:51 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Her-Hey Hotwheels call me it's important!
Me-Who is this?
Her- "nutjob" *name redacted
Me- The "Nutjob" that won't take it in the butt?

Her-Yes!!!!!
Her-I'll text you in a bit!


This broad is certifiable but gives the best blowjobs ever.

We'll see where it goes.

Post: #395

Stuck out of town due to the storms in the northeast. Here's my exchange with an old FB:

Me: Hey, all the flights got canceled today. I'm stuck here through the night. What are your plans this evening.
Her: Supposed to hang out with a friend but she hasn't confirmed. What are you doing?
Me: Taking you out.
Her: Lol, ok.

Post: #396

Chick I used to hook up with while her Navy boyfriend was in Afghanistan or Iraq, idk.. She used to have a big thing for sailors. Major attention whoring (and slutting it up) during fleet week and that. This was a couple of months after a ONS when we ran into each other and started talking again.

Her: guess I got over the whole sailor bit, gets old
Me: but they look so cute in their little outfits
Her: been there, done that
Me: I could say the same about you
Her: was once enough for you?
Me: you should ask me that in person.. if you dare
Her: I consider myself a daring girl

Post: #397

Probably wont be useful but this thread kinda inspired me.. This is to my ex's best friend who's always had a thing for me and just ended the LTR a little while ago.. Edited up a picture with some zombie photo editor thing as a joke cause I know she loves walking dead

Post: #398

how do you scribble the names out on the screencaps?

Post: #399

Next HB7 brunette I sealed the deal with last week, don't really care what happens just wanted to work some text game for fun.. "When are you coming over" came shortly after and no answer so far haha..

Hats off to el mechanico

Post: #400

(02-11-2013 12:59 AM)guerrilla Wrote:  how do you scribble the names out on the screencaps?

Upload it to your computer and edit it with paint/photoshop/etc or just cut it down like i did if there's no names in the texts