Post: #201

Thanks Twitter & Facebook, now I can scratch this destination from my travel list:

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Post: #203

(11-10-2016 02:48 AM)Chauncey Wrote:  https://twitter.com/CNN/status/796567037329940480

Look closely at his t-shirt. LOLOLOL...

Post: #204

I was flipping between the networks on election night and spent a lot of time on Univision. I thought Jorge Ramos was going to have a stroke.





How ironic is it that the latino turnout wasn't what they hoped, the ones who did gave him more votes than they did Romney four years ago AND on top of that, 26% of latina women voted for him?

Post: #205

(11-10-2016 08:09 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/796359749352701952

Okay, I don't know how to embed Twitter videos so you're going to have to trust me on this one.

Turn your speakers low if you're in a public place and ENJOY. I just hope the link works.

Did it bother anyone else that after she said that she would kill herself she said she needed an ambulance because she couldn't breathe?

Like my dad said to me last night, "why are they all threatening I commit suicide? Just do it already. I'm tired of their bitchin'."

Post: #206

Bunch of big talkers. I doubt we'll get any liberal suicides out of this!

If any do commit suicide, I hope they're at least considerate of those around them. They should put down plastic before doing the deed, or kill themselves naked in the bathtub. Set a scheduled message maybe an hour or two after death for the authorities to come get their body before they start smelling too bad. None of this walking into traffic or jumping off buildings shit. I would be pissed if some liberal wrecked my car by diving in front of it to commit suicide. Jumping off a building you might hit someone else, or scar a bunch of people for life by making them witness it. Etc.

...What am I saying? If any of these fucks do kill themselves, they'll probably do it in the most dickish way possible. Or they'll botch it and end up a vegetable or crippled and burden their families and society even more.

Post: #207

I posted this in the Trump thread. I didn't see this thread. The fatty @ 5:34 is funny.

Post: #208

(11-10-2016 11:16 AM)Suits Wrote:  "(...) I hope that we as a nation did not elect him out of hatred and prejudices toward minority populations (this includes persons of color, women, victims of sexual assault, children, refugees, persons with disability, LGBTQ population). As a social worker, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart for all these minority populations. (...)"

What? Women and children are minorities now? Correct me if I'm wrong but I get the feeling these liberals aren't the brightest of folks.

Post: #209

I have some sweet new nectar for you guys:

   

Body language says it all but let's zoom into the background a bit more:

   

I think I'll have those two printed and framed.

Post: #210

That faggoty little cuck Arthur Chu is super obnoxious.

Post: #211

(11-09-2016 10:10 PM)kbell Wrote:  

Seeing pictures like this makes me very uncomfortable.



Beard represents pure strength and masculinity, and a faggot like that (and alongside the whole hipstard population) does not deserve it. It makes me feel bad, because I do not want to have anything in common with that low T, brainwashed sheep.



I hope that the God Emperor will enforce some kind of "beard control" (if your T levels and BMI levels are below a certain point, you are not allowed to grow up a beard).


#MakeBeardsGreatAgain





P.S


Would doggy style that girl on the right side, with MAGA hat on, and make her call me Her Eminence.


Just look at her (her mouth!) - she wants some good pounding!

Post: #212

(11-10-2016 01:34 PM)Red_Pillage Wrote:  That faggoty little cuck Arthur Chu is super obnoxious.

Desperate for some validation and relevancy after his Jeopardy stint. Another intellectually arrogant cuck.

Post: #213

Is it possible to get too drunk on liberal tears? I'm getting sick to my stomach reading these whiny little cry baby posts.

Post: #214

Amy Schumer has epic meltdown on Instagram, triggered by people repeatedly asking her when she's moving to Canada:

Quote:First of all the interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest. Not that anyone needs more than a headline to count something as official news. Anyone saying pack your bags is just as disgusting as anyone who voted for this racist homophobic openly disrespectful woman abuser. Like the rest of us I am grieving today. My heart is in a million pieces. My heart breaks for my niece and my friends who are pregnant bringing children into the world right now. Like everyone else I am horrified that people believed these bumper sticker slogans filled with hate he spewed. People who voted for him you are weak. You are not just misinformed. You didn't even attempt information. You say lock her up and you know something about the word email but what was in the emails? You have no clue. Well I'll tell you if you were able to read this far through the holes in your sheet. They said nothing incriminating. Nothing. She dedicated her entire life to public service and got our children Heath care and education without discrimination. he didn't pay his workers. Started a fake college. Ripped people off. Never paid his taxes and sexually assaulted women and on and on She would have taken care of us. I personally would have had to pay higher taxes. All the celebrities backing her would have. People asked how much I was paid to stand with her. Nothing. None of us were paid a dollar. We would have had to pay a lot more because we are fortunate enough to make a high income. But we all wanted to do it to take care of the people in need. She was fighting to take care of you kicking and screaming babies. Yelling about emails you know nothing about and not liking her clothes or her hair she wanted to protect you even you. Well you've gotten what you asked for and now you can watch the sky open up. Literally. I am furious. I cry for her and for all the smart people I love who know what's right and I cry for you people who fell for shiny hats and reality catch phrases. She would have protected you. Today we grieve tomorrow we begin again. Yes this quote is fake but it doesn't matter

The quote she's referring to is a quote falsely attributed to Trump that Republican voters are easy to hoodwink.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #215

Amy wants to be grabbed by the pussy so much... .


Unfortunately, like Don, most of us have standards.

Post: #216

What is this faggotry?

‘Parks and Recreation’: Leslie Knope Writes Letter to America Following Donald Trump’s Victory

Quote:The following is a letter from Leslie Knope, who works for the U.S. Department of the Interior, Midwest Branch, in her hometown of Pawnee, Indiana. She believes that optimism defeats pessimism, and asks that if you have the means, you kindly make a donation to the ACLU, the International Rescue Committee, or the charity of your choice, to help the country and those most in need.

Dear America,

Amidst the confusion, and despair, and disbelief, it was suggested to me by a very close friend of mine (I won’t say her name, to protect her identity) (Ann. It was Ann) that perhaps a few people would enjoy hearing my thoughts on this election. So I sat down at my computer, cleared my head, and opened a document. Then I started crying. So I had some hot chocolate, and my close friend (Ann) rubbed my back for a while, and I got myself together, and sat down. And started crying. Then more Ann comforting me, and more hot chocolate, and back and forth like that for about six hours or so, the chain of hot-chocolate-and-back-rubs only interrupted briefly when I had to run to the store for more hot chocolate packets (“Just give me all of them, all the boxes,” I remember saying, through tears, to a very scared stockroom boy) and now I am ready to go.

When I was in fourth grade, my teacher Mrs. Kolphner taught us a social studies lesson. The seventeen students in our class were introduced to two fictional candidates: a smart if slightly bookish-looking cartoon tortoise named Greenie, and a cool-looking jaguar named Speedy. Rick Dissellio read a speech from Speedy, in which he promised that if elected he would end school early, have extra recess, and provide endless lunches of chocolate pizzandy. (A local Pawnee delicacy at the time — deep fried pizza where the crust was candy bars.) Then I read a speech from Greenie, who promised to go slow and steady, think about the problems of our school, and try her best to solve them in a way that would benefit the most people. Then Mrs. Kolphner had us vote on who should be Class President.

I think you know where this is going.

Except you don’t, because before we voted, Greg Laresque asked if he could nominate a third candidate, and Mrs. Kolphner said “Sure! The essence of democracy is that everyone—” and Greg cut her off and said “I nominate a T. rex named Dr. Farts who wears sunglasses and plays the saxophone, and his plan is to fart as much as possible and eat all the teachers,” and everyone laughed, and before Mrs. Kolphner could blink, Dr. Farts the T. rex had been elected President of Pawnee Elementary School in a 1984 Reagan-esque landslide, with my one vote for Greenie the Tortoise playing the role of “Minnesota.”

After class I was inconsolable. Once all the other kids left, Mrs. Kolphner came over and put her arm around me. She told me I had done a great job advocating for Greenie the Tortoise. Through tears I remember saying, “How good, exactly?” and she said “Very very good,” and I said, “Good enough to—?” and she sighed and went to her desk to get one of the silver stars she gave out to kids who did a good job on something, and as I tearfully added it to my Silver Star Diary she asked me what upset me the most.

“Greenie was the better candidate,” I said. “Greenie should have won.”

She nodded.

“I suppose that was the point of the lesson,” I said.

“Oh no,” she said. “The point of the lesson is: people are unpredictable, and democracy is insane.”

Winston Churchill once said, “Democracy is the worst form of government, except all those other forms that have been tried.” That is perhaps a pithier and better way to get my point across, than that long anecdote about Mrs. Kolphner. Should I just erase all of that and start with this? Whatever. I’m pot-committed now, and is there extra caffeine in that hot chocolate? Because my head feels like a spaceship. The point is: people making their own decisions is, on balance, better than an autocrat making decisions for them. It’s just that sometimes those decisions are bad, or self-defeating, or maddening, and a day where you get dressed up in your best victory pantsuit and spend an ungodly amount of money decorating your house with American flags and custom-made cardboard-cutouts of suffragettes in anticipation of a glass-ceiling-shattering historical milestone ends with you getting (metaphorically) eaten by a giant farting T. rex.

Like most people, I deal with tragedy by processing the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. My denial over the election results was intense. My anger was (in Ron’s words) “significant.” My bargaining was short, but creative — I offered my soul and the souls of all of my friends in exchange for 60,000 more votes in Milwaukee, to any demon who cared to accept. (Tom told me it was a terrible deal, but I didn’t care, in that moment.) My depression I have already mentioned. Which brings us to Acceptance. And here’s what I stand on that:

No. I do not accept it.

I acknowledge that Donald Trump is the President. I understand, intellectually, that he won the election. But I do not accept that our country has descended into the hatred-swirled slop pile that he lives in. I reject out of hand the notion that we have thrown up our hands and succumbed to racism, xenophobia, misogyny, and crypto-fascism. I do not accept that. I reject that. I fight that. Today, and tomorrow, and every day until the next election, I reject and fight that story. I work hard and I form ideas and I meet and talk to other people who feel like me, and we sit down and drink hot chocolate (I have plenty) and we plan. We plan like mofos. We figure out how to fight back, and do good in this infuriating world that constantly wants to bend toward the bad. And we will be kind to each other, and supportive of each other’s ideas, and we will do literally anything but accept this as our fate.

And let me say something to the young girls who are reading this. Hi, girls. On behalf of the grown-ups of America who care about you and your futures, I am awfully sorry about how miserably we screwed this up. We elected a giant farting T. rex who does not like you, or care about you, or think about you, unless he is scanning your bodies with his creepy T. rex eyes, or trying to physically grab you like a toy his daddy got him (or would have, if his daddy had loved him). (Sorry, that was a low blow.) (Actually, not sorry, I’m pissed, and I’m on a roll, so zip it, super-ego!) Our President-Elect is everything you should abhor, and fear, in a male role model. He has spent his life telling you, and girls and women like you, that your lives are valueless except as sexual objects. He has demeaned you, and belittled you, and put you in a little box to be looked at and not heard. It is your job, and the job of girls and women like you, to bust out.

You are going to run this country, and this world, very soon. So you will not listen to this man, or the 75-year-old, doughy-faced, gray-haired nightmare men like him, when they try to tell you where to stand or how to behave or what you can and cannot do with your own bodies, or what you should or should not think with your own minds. You will not be cowed or discouraged by his stream of retrogressive babble. You won’t have time to be cowed, because you will be too busy working and learning and communing with other girls and women like you, and when the time comes you will effortlessly flick away his miserable, petty misogynistic worldview like a fly on your picnic potato salad.

He is the present, sadly, but he is not the future. You are the future. Your strength is a million times his. Your power is a billion times his. We will acknowledge this result, but we will not accept it. We will overcome it, and we will defeat it.

Now find your team, and get to work.

Love,

Leslie

Do liberals actually connect with shit like this?

Post: #217

Oh, did you know that Obama is the most noble and respectable person to ever be president?





And more - we and liberals literally see the world exactly opposite.

Post: #218

I'm pretty sure #CutForHillary is a 4ch troll. They did something similar with #CutForBeiber a few years back.

Post: #219

Standard NYC liberal cuck comes up to alt right ultra shitlord Charles C. Johnson on the subway and starts berating him over his trump hat.

Chuck rips him a new one.

Not really a Johnson fan since he's hard to listen to but this was kind of amusing. Especially the expression coming from the chick on the left.

Post: #220

Some of my uber progressive facebook friends are really freaking out, talking about preparing for war, etc because of the rash of SJW hoaxes like burnt rainbow flags and shit. Without saying anything about politics, I just recommended they buy guns and learn when/how to use them.

I think there's about a 1% chance they'll take responsibility for their own lives, but we'll see.

Post: #221

(11-10-2016 07:19 PM)weambulance Wrote:  Some of my uber progressive facebook friends are really freaking out, talking about preparing for war, etc because of the rash of SJW hoaxes like burnt rainbow flags and shit. Without saying anything about politics, I just recommended they buy guns and learn when/how to use them.

I think there's about a 1% chance they'll take responsibility for their own lives, but we'll see.

Standard agree and amplify is a viable strategy to get the left to alienate itself from core America further and break off into separate fringe elements.

Once you get a few willing to go further down the road to violence and destruction the more it will disenfranchise them from U.S. society as a whole.

This is a good thing. You want them to turn fringe easier to discredit and pick apart. Not to mention it's unlikely Trump's feds will give them a free pass to push their Soros agenda.

Post: #222

(11-10-2016 09:39 AM)marty Wrote:  Is this for real? I can't decide whether it's hilarious or just incredibly sad. Also these people should look up what the word "literally" means though.

I find it funny as well that if I don't look at RVF for a month or two the libtards append another few letters to the LGBTXYZ alphabet soup. Hilarious. I honestly don't know what the majority of the letters stand for neither do I know what a pansexual is. Most likely I don't even want to know.

There's a very simple & easy metric to determine an individuals gender :

They either can or cannot get pregnant.
Done.
Simple.

"Has Bruce Jenner experienced the wonder of pregnancy yet...?"

Post: #223

There's plenty of craziness on my Facebook feed, but this one takes the cake:

   

So tolerant!

Post: #224

(11-10-2016 07:34 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  There's a very simple & easy metric to determine an individuals gender :

They either can or cannot get pregnant.
Done.
Simple.

"Has Bruce Jenner experienced the wonder of pregnancy yet...?"

So old ladies and chicks with ovarian cancer are dudes?

Post: #225

(11-10-2016 07:19 PM)weambulance Wrote:  Some of my uber progressive facebook friends are really freaking out, talking about preparing for war, etc because of the rash of SJW hoaxes like burnt rainbow flags and shit. Without saying anything about politics, I just recommended they buy guns and learn when/how to use them.

I think there's about a 1% chance they'll take responsibility for their own lives, but we'll see.

It was quickly decided that because I support people defending themselves when they perceive danger, I'm a terrible person.

I'm not going to copy the exact conversation here, but let's just say the people I was talking to are completely incapable of using logic and rational thought. This supports the assertion that I've been making for about 6 months: hardcore progressives are mentally subpar, in that their brains cannot process the world rationally. Cause and effect are alien, logic is like sanskrit. They are so damaged from years of bending their minds into pretzels to support their self-contradictory and observably incorrect worldviews that they will never recover short of hardcore deprogramming by methods like shock therapy.

These are not people we will ever be friends with.

...And the conversation was memory-holed. Deleted as if it never existed, before I could give a final "lol" response and bounce. This is absolutely consistent with every conversation like this I've had with leftists on facebook. They get fucking wrecked by simple logic--they hate it when I accurately rephrase what they said to make it clear how absurd it is--then delete it and act as if it never happened. Just rabbits trying to will away the figurative wolf in the field who is making them so uncomfortable.