(12-12-2016 03:15 AM)etwsake Wrote:  See how far into this huffpo piece, (allegedly written by a "man") you can make before laughing out loud:

http://archive.is/jIXe2

This was the section that did it for me:

It wasn’t until around 3:00 am, as my Bros4Hillary colleagues Rance Collins, Jason Murray, and I sat silently in the cab ride back to our apartment in Brooklyn, that the news alert flashed across my iPhone.
“Fuck,” I muttered. “She conceded.”
As the three of us burst into tears of grief and rage, our bewildered cab driver, quiet and stone-faced till that moment, shook his head and pondered just under his breath, “how could this happen?”

I got to "Hillary Clinton did not lose the 2016 presidential election. We did."

Then I lost it. It's like 2:00 AM so I probaly woke the neighbors.

Kind of tame so far.

A bit better from Trumps twitter.

This is great. Pepe the trump.

Chris Kluwe is hinting that anti-Trump people should start resorting to open rebellion and violence in the future

Quote:As the three of us burst into tears of grief and rage, our bewildered cab driver, quiet and stone-faced till that moment, shook his head and pondered just under his breath, “how could this happen?”

The NYC cabbie was probably muttering in disbelief over what has happened to manhood, given that three adult males were bawling like babies in his taxi.

(12-14-2016 06:13 PM)Wutang Wrote:  Chris Kluwe is hinting that anti-Trump people should start resorting to open rebellion and violence in the future

This is from a guy who wrote a Vox article claiming that he never heard anything in an NFL locker room (8 years he played) that comes close to the "grab them by the pussy" comments of Trump.

I played B level minor hockey and heard more intense things than that on a weekly basis.

Whoever manages his Twitter feed should be careful what he wishes for.

(12-15-2016 12:07 AM)TooFineAPoint Wrote:  This is from a guy who wrote a Vox article claiming that he never heard anything in an NFL locker room (8 years he played) that comes close to the "grab them by the pussy" comments of Trump.

I played B level minor hockey and heard more intense things than that on a weekly basis.

Whoever manages his Twitter feed should be careful what he wishes for.

My response:

(12-14-2016 06:13 PM)Wutang Wrote:  ...

I'm sure he'll get right on that...

...just as soon as he gets that rare drop from the Bonedouche Cucklord at the end of the raid on Faggenmort Keep.

Quote:Chinese activist Zheng Churan: 'Hey Trump, feminists are watching you"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38325121

WNB.

When reason no longer applies, troll away.

(12-15-2016 12:52 PM)Putin Closes Wrote:  

Quote:Chinese activist Zheng Churan: 'Hey Trump, feminists are watching you"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38325121

WNB.

WNB.

But the biggest takeaway from that article is that there are 5, 5!, outspoken feminists in a country of 1,300,000,000 people.

And they were detained by authorities.

(12-15-2016 12:52 PM)Putin Closes Wrote:  

Quote:Chinese activist Zheng Churan: 'Hey Trump, feminists are watching you"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38325121

WNB.

She has dyed neon hair so should be set to ignore:

I'm not sure where the original video is, but Dice is always entertaining to watch.

(12-15-2016 08:13 PM)kbell Wrote:  



I'm not sure where the original video is, but Dice is always entertaining to watch.

Keith Olbermann is going to spend all Trump presidency doing this? where was him during Obama's years?

Now all lefty are really fans of limited small government.

Remember when liberals would mock redneck uneducated hillbillies that say "Go back to your home country?"

(12-08-2016 10:13 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Lock her up!

So, is "malicious fake news" a worse threat than "Nazi cartoon frogs," or about the same? I can never keep up in the ever-shifting world of shitlib demonology....

Why is Chris Kluwe calling himself Cassandra? Is he transitioning?

(12-17-2016 11:48 PM)kbell Wrote:  Why is Chris Kluwe calling himself Cassandra? Is he transitioning?

Cassandra, the mythical Greek prophetess who was always right but never believed. He may as well have chosen the stage name Narcissus, because it comes to the same thing. Also note the prostitution and homoerotic overtones of the choice of name, since Cassandra is cursed when she games the god Apollo into giving her the gift of prophecy, but then refuses to fuck him. So he spits in her mouth thus cursing her to never be believed. In other versions of the story, Cassandra has venom spat in her ears by snakes.

(12-14-2016 06:13 PM)Wutang Wrote:  Chris Kluwe is hinting that anti-Trump people should start resorting to open rebellion and violence in the future

Gotta love these moron crybaby Marxists. What are you gonna fight with? Water balloons? You don't believe in the Second Amendment and you've never shot a gun in your life!

Wait a minute. The people who wanted Hillary, marxism, no 2nd Amendment, endless war, neocon politicians, endless inner city crime, globalism, didn't give a fuck about police, law and order....calling on the people to invoke a rebellion to protect the USA with bullets?

Truly a twilight zone moment. I wonder if that TV series The outer Limits had such an episode.

(12-18-2016 03:20 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Truly a twilight zone moment. I wonder if that TV series The outer Limits had such an episode.

I doubt it, since a plot must have some type of internal consistency or narrative rules to follow. Reality does not have to follow narrative rules or be consistent.

(12-18-2016 12:38 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(12-17-2016 11:48 PM)kbell Wrote:  Why is Chris Kluwe calling himself Cassandra? Is he transitioning?

Cassandra, the mythical Greek prophetess who was always right but never believed. He may as well have chosen the stage name Narcissus, because it comes to the same thing. Also note the prostitution and homoerotic overtones of the choice of name, since Cassandra is cursed when she games the god Apollo into giving her the gift of prophecy, but then refuses to fuck him. So he spits in her mouth thus cursing her to never be believed. In other versions of the story, Cassandra has venom spat in her ears by snakes.

He made it to the NFL and he was... a punter. He has serious self-esteem issues. I saw him wear a shirt that said, "Punters are people too", which is so not true.

He was wearing it when he did a live debate with Cerno over #GamerGate. Cerno isn't much of a football buff so he doesn't know much about how punters are thought of as the cucks of the team (can you tell I played defensive end?), and when Cerno sincerely tried to compliment Kluwe for having played in the NFL, Kluwe mistakenly thought Cerno was mocking him and got butt hurt. I laughed my ass of watching that. It was like "Who's on first?" with Abbott & Costello. Total communication breakdown due to Kluwe's emotional reaction. Idiot.

"Punter" is also a slang for a man who extensively frequents prostitutes. I think Kluwe is more likely into that (maybe the S&M dominatrix kind of prostitutes) than NFL.

Liberal idiot on youtube whining how it's so unfaaaaaaairrr that a state like Montana dares to get 2 Electoral Votes while Califorrrrrrnia has like, 40 million people, and like, only gets 29 votes. And that Trump looooost the popular vote by, like, 2.9 miiiillllllion.

I threw out a big hook baited with the observation that Abraham Lincoln also lost the popular vote. Which he did: per Wikipedia, Lincoln received 1,866,452 votes, Douglas 1,376,957 votes, Breckinridge 849,781 votes, and Bell 588,789 votes. More people voted for all his opponents than for him, including not a single ballot in the Southern slave states, but he crushed the electoral college vote. With a turnout at 82.2 percent you could argue Lincoln lost the popular vote by a much, much wider margin than Trump did.

I also pointed out that the Democrats decided to take their bats and balls and go home that time, too, and that it didn't work out that time for them, either. Waiting for the explosion.

(12-18-2016 04:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  "Punter" is also a slang for a man who extensively frequents prostitutes. I think Kluwe is more likely into that (maybe the S&M dominatrix kind of prostitutes) than NFL.

That makes sense since "punting" in football is the act of giving up the ball to the other team and frequenting prostitutes is like giving up on game.