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Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
I've been working on this girl who is 6 years older than me. She's now twice made it a point to hammer me with this fact for whatever reason even though I know she's into me. What can I fire back at her with?
08-10-2011 07:44 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-10-2011 07:44 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  I've been working on this girl who is 6 years older than me. She's now twice made it a point to hammer me with this fact for whatever reason even though I know she's into me. What can I fire back at her with?

Target:"Im too old for you"
Mixx:"yeah, you're right. I am probably way too much for you to handle when you come home at night; you should go to bingo night for men more your style.
{blow her a kiss and ignore her now}




Brace yourself as she now qualifies and proves herself to you for the next hour.


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08-10-2011 09:33 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Thanks Mixx. I'm gonna use this one the next time she says something about the age difference.
08-10-2011 10:08 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Actually, once she starts trying to prove herself to you, kiss close and go for the bang THAT NIGHT!!! it's your small window of her vulnerability where her female mind will allow it.

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08-10-2011 10:15 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-10-2011 10:15 AM)MiXX Wrote:  Actually, once she starts trying to prove herself to you, kiss close and go for the bang THAT NIGHT!!! it's your small window of her vulnerability where her female mind will allow it.

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weird thing is that I went for the kiss on the first date we had and she was kissing me back, but is pulling this stuff on me now. what gives?
08-10-2011 10:34 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-10-2011 10:34 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  
(08-10-2011 10:15 AM)MiXX Wrote:  Actually, once she starts trying to prove herself to you, kiss close and go for the bang THAT NIGHT!!! it's your small window of her vulnerability where her female mind will allow it.

Mixx

weird thing is that I went for the kiss on the first date we had and she was kissing me back, but is pulling this stuff on me now. what gives?

She has not felt the need to prove herself to you; hence she feels higher value and is begging you to make her feel like you are higher value to her.

It's her estrogen levels wanting to be sure that although young, you can fuck with her mind like a veteran player like me would.


Give her that need, and the pussy will be on a platter for you that night.


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08-10-2011 10:38 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
always sound advice. i'll let you know how this goes.
08-10-2011 11:15 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Solid advice from Mixx, yet again.

At a rooftop bar on a cold, Saturday night many months ago, I opened an older chick with a corona in each hand, who said this exact same thing to me:

her: you know i'm too old for you
me: you know the longer you take to get over this, the older you get.

then I stole one of her coronas and walked away. it was one of the few times I've left a woman speechless.

The line, of course, is not original - I read it somewhere on the internet. Ten minutes later, she re-engaged me near the dance floor and stuck with me all night. For the rest of the night, she kept saying that I was way too quick and had an answer for every damn thing she said to me. I told her I owned a huge book with all the answers a man would need to shut a woman up. I'm only a beginner, but the experience taught me the importance of dismissing a woman's objections and getting her to work for your approval. Everything was on track, yet I didn't close. Why?

It turns out she was a not-too-recent widow. I was cock-blocked from the grave and didn't know what to do about it. I just softened up.

I didn't mean to digress. This thread is about overturning an older woman's objection about her age and getting her to prove herself to you.
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08-10-2011 06:09 PM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-10-2011 06:09 PM)stein Wrote:  Solid advice from Mixx, yet again.

At a rooftop bar on a cold, Saturday night many months ago, I opened an older chick with a corona in each hand, who said this exact same thing to me:

her: you know i'm too old for you
me: you know the longer you take to get over this, the older you get.

then I stole one of her coronas and walked away. it was one of the few times I've left a woman speechless.

The line, of course, is not original - I read it somewhere on the internet. Ten minutes later, she re-engaged me near the dance floor and stuck with me all night. For the rest of the night, she kept saying that I was way too quick and had an answer for every damn thing she said to me. I told her I owned a huge book with all the answers a man would need to shut a woman up. I'm only a beginner, but the experience taught me the importance of dismissing a woman's objections and getting her to work for your approval. Everything was on track, yet I didn't close. Why?

It turns out she was a not-too-recent widow. I was cock-blocked from the grave and didn't know what to do about it. I just softened up.

I didn't mean to digress. This thread is about overturning an older woman's objection about her age and getting her to prove herself to you.

also like this one...you guys are so quick with everything. advice is much appreciated.
08-10-2011 09:00 PM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
I was once told "I'm too old for you" from a girl 1 year older than me. I fired back with "Nah, you're too young for me, I can only be with mature, experienced women." It seemed cheesy at the time, but as long as it got me pussy that night, who cares?

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08-11-2011 01:31 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
I think we need some context here. How old is the op?
08-11-2011 02:27 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
You could also say the last girl you dated was [her age + 2] years old, so perhaps she's too young for you.

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08-11-2011 05:15 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
the girl is 31 and I am 25
08-11-2011 07:41 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
In that case I think her protest is either about wanting to see a certain level of maturity before she wants to move further OR it is simply her telling you to not expect anything long term. Either way neither sounds like a showstopper. Had you been 19 and she 25 it would have been another deal entirely.
08-11-2011 08:26 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-11-2011 08:26 AM)Vicious Wrote:  In that case I think her protest is either about wanting to see a certain level of maturity before she wants to move further OR it is simply her telling you to not expect anything long term. Either way neither sounds like a showstopper. Had you been 19 and she 25 it would have been another deal entirely.

so should i just leave her in the dust or proceed as mixx would and make her qualify herself?
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
I don't see any reason why you should stop. Her protest is a non-event in my book.
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Ran into the girl yesterday briefly but didn't even have to use the advice Mixx and stein provided. I was working on a younger girl when she spotted me and I think she tried to make it awkward. She look visibly pissed any time I saw her for the rest of the night. Anyway, I got the number and kiss closed the younger girl. We made out in my car for hours before I set the next date up. It's amazing how this is like a domino effect and that once the first set of stones are in place, the rest just seem to fall in line. I have you guys to thank for helping take better swings and cut down on the strikeouts.
08-12-2011 08:15 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Try this :

her: sorry, youre too young for me.

you: you know, its funny, my ex said the very same thing to me when we first met, and that relationship lasted 3 years.

also works on 'sorry, youre too old for me'.
08-12-2011 09:00 AM
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
(08-12-2011 09:00 AM)Russ Wrote:  Try this :

her: sorry, youre too young for me.

you: you know, its funny, my ex said the very same thing to me when we first met, and that relationship lasted 3 years.

also works on 'sorry, youre too old for me'.

I think this comes across a little too harsh. You want to treat it as if she said a bad joke, not as if she's logically talking about the age difference.
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RE: Comeback for a girl telling you she's too old for you
Then add a "haha". None of what i write here is to be said with tombstone seriousness! say with a smile and wtinkle in voice and eyes.
08-18-2011 04:33 AM
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