Post: #1

So the other day when this kid was messing with my hair & I told him to stop But he wouldn't so then the girl I have a crush on told him to stop so he did then I looked away. & then later when I turn around I saw her looking at me & then she looked down idk why

Post: #2

This should be in the newbie forum

Post: #3

This is one of the most tragic stories I've ever heard.

Post: #4

It means she wants to fuck the other guy. Sorry.

Post: #5

She's looking down and wondering why her pussy is not grabbed.

Post: #6

I almost forgot what it was like to be 12.

Thanks.

Post: #7

Ultra high quality alpha thread.

Post: #8

Roosh has really failed us by not creating a special sub-forum to serve the needs of our 8 year old members.

Post: #9

(11-02-2016 08:15 PM)Suits Wrote:  Roosh has really failed us by not creating a special sub-forum to serve the needs of our 8 year old members.

She stole my legos while I was picking my nose. How do I tell this bitch that I'm a dark triad alpha not to be fucked with?

Post: #10

Hey guys, serious post here. I have a question about what to do when girls are like that. Yesterday, I was about to turn in my homework in third grade and then Sam started laughing at me because he said I got the questions wrong and I didn't know what to do and I started crying and then Sally told me it was going to be OK and just to hand in my homework and not worry about it and do you think she wants to be my girlfriend?

Should I have Billy ask Tommy to ask Will to ask Fred to ask Mary C to ask Melissa to ask Julie to ask Annabel to ask Marla to ask Sally is she likes me so. Then she can give her answer to Sally, who can tell Marla, who can tell Annabel who can tell Julie who can tell Melissa who can tell Mary C, who can tell Fred, who can tell Will, who can tell Tommy who can tell Billy, who can tell me what the answer is.

And then maybe I can have a girlfriend.

Got wasted when I got home on cough syrup, so maybe I should be posting this is the Drunk Lounge, I don't know.

And what about the playground equipment, right? Only three swings for a school of 120 students? Something about that just isn't right.

I hope Sally will want to swing with me on the swing set, but what should we do if there is only one swing free? Should I let her swing first and wait for anything swing to open up? What if she is swinging on the right side and the only other free swing is on the left and there's some fat kid in the middle, is that OK? Should I ask the fat kid (Danny) to move? What if he says no? Will I lose my alpha rep?

Post: #11

(11-02-2016 08:32 PM)Suits Wrote:  I hope Sally will want to swing with me on the swing set, but what should we do if there is only one swing free? Should I let her swing first and wait for anything swing to open up? What if she is swinging on the right side and the only other free swing is on the left and there's some fat kid in the middle, is that OK? Should I ask the fat kid (Danny) to move? What if he says no? Will I lose my alpha rep?

A true dark triad alpha would shove fatty to the ground. Sally would totally want to place her mat next to yours at nap time if you did that.

Post: #12

she mustve noticed you dropping your pacifier. Pick it up and put it in her mouth.

Post: #13

Red Pill Toddlers

Domain isn't taken yet, boys! Have at it.

Post: #14

Rep-trolling? Really guys?

Giving him a confidence boost might be just what he needs in order to get himself a girlfriend at school.

Post: #15

We need a kid's section on the forums.

Post: #16

(11-02-2016 07:23 PM)Kian_boem98 Wrote:  So the other day when this kid was messing with my hair & I told him to stop But he wouldn't so then the girl I have a crush on told him to stop so he did then I looked away. & then later when I turn around I saw her looking at me & then she looked down idk why

As it says in the NEWB FAQ, "First off, you can never be too young to learn about game. . . . Chances are if you *think* it is an IOI, it is, and you should approach. Or if you've already approached and are in a good conversation, you should start finding out just how DTF she is through touching and sexual innuendos."

Let us know how it goes. Good luck!

Post: #17

(11-02-2016 09:50 PM)Brother Abdul Majeed Wrote:  We need a kid's section on the forums.

Can of worms. Besides....

(01-05-2011 05:35 PM)Roosh Wrote:  11. No jailbait/illegal/p4p threads. Do not talk about where to find girls under 18 or how to have sex with them, even if it's legal in the location being discussed. Do not post sexy pictures of girls that are confirmed to be under 18.

Post: #18

(11-03-2016 11:58 AM)polymath Wrote:  

(11-02-2016 09:50 PM)Brother Abdul Majeed Wrote:  We need a kid's section on the forums.

Can of worms. Besides....

(01-05-2011 05:35 PM)Roosh Wrote:  11. No jailbait/illegal/p4p threads. Do not talk about where to find girls under 18 or how to have sex with them, even if it's legal in the location being discussed. Do not post sexy pictures of girls that are confirmed to be under 18.

So guys under 18 are out of luck, because they can't talk about having sex with girls under 18, yet if they were to talk about having sex with girls over 18, that could be a discussion of activity that would be illegal (for the girl). If, on the other hand, the guy is over 18 but still talking like a 12-year-old, that makes him a loser and therefore in violation of that other rule. So no matter what, he's hit.

Post: #19

^Catch 22?

Post: #20

OP's RVF life in Gifs

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Post: #21

I am literally in tears. This is the greatest thread in the history of mankind.

Post: #22

??????????

Post: #23

OP, forget these fucking haters. None of them have any game so don't listen to them.

This girl? You need to start pulling her hair from time to time, pushing her over etc. Tell her you hate her and that she stinks.

This advice might not seem to make sense but in five to ten years you'll be thankful you heeded my words.

Post: #24

Funny enough, Leonards advice is actually excellent for both 12 year old girls and women up to about age 22 or so.

Post: #25

Move this to the Kids Forum.