Post: #51

If a girl hugs me in public, I return it one armed and my hand goes straight on her ass. Lets her know what's up.

Post: #52

(10-30-2016 03:25 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:  

(10-30-2016 02:25 AM)Il Bersagliere Wrote:  Are you overweight? Women don't like hugging fat guys.

This is the first thought that popped into my head..thought I cant imagine someone would read this forum and be a fat slob.

I'm still waiting to find out if OP is overweight.

Given that he carefully avoided the question, I'm going to guess 'yes.'

Post: #53

Wait are some of the posts in here trolling or are some of you clowns serious?

In the United States if you're the opposite sex it's customary to greet someone with a hug unless you're in a business setting. Especially friends/family. Like if I was with my friends and introduced a woman I was with it would be customary to hug.

DEFINITELY after meeting and saying bye a hug is totally normal. Please tell me this is trolling.

Also why the fuck is there a thread 3 pages on hugging? Hugging is as basic as saying hello or shaking hands do you REALLY need to fucking analyze a hug?!?! Just cuz some single girl is a weirdo who is socially awkward?

Post: #54

(05-04-2017 02:29 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  Wait are some of the posts in here trolling or are some of you clowns serious?

In the United States if you're the opposite sex it's customary to greet someone with a hug unless you're in a business setting. Especially friends/family. Like if I was with my friends and introduced a woman I was with it would be customary to hug.

DEFINITELY after meeting and saying bye a hug is totally normal. Please tell me this is trolling.

Also why the fuck is there a thread 3 pages on hugging? Hugging is as basic as saying hello or shaking hands do you REALLY need to fucking analyze a hug?!?! Just cuz some single girl is a weirdo who is socially awkward?

I think this hugging scenario has been discussed to death. Now, if we can move on to the proper level of firm handshakes and whether or not a friendly punch on the shoulder can be escalated to a bang, we should have everything we need to go out and conquer the world...

Post: #55

I only hug dogs, i.e. something that can't hug me back because I don't trust anyone enough to stifle my breathing rhythm.

Post: #56

(05-04-2017 02:32 PM)ChrisGaines Wrote:  

(05-04-2017 02:29 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  Wait are some of the posts in here trolling or are some of you clowns serious?

In the United States if you're the opposite sex it's customary to greet someone with a hug unless you're in a business setting. Especially friends/family. Like if I was with my friends and introduced a woman I was with it would be customary to hug.

DEFINITELY after meeting and saying bye a hug is totally normal. Please tell me this is trolling.

Also why the fuck is there a thread 3 pages on hugging? Hugging is as basic as saying hello or shaking hands do you REALLY need to fucking analyze a hug?!?! Just cuz some single girl is a weirdo who is socially awkward?

I think this hugging scenario has been discussed to death. Now, if we can move on to the proper level of firm handshakes and whether or not a friendly punch on the shoulder can be escalated to a bang, we should have everything we need to go out and conquer the world...

Of course. bitches love punch

Post: #57

(05-02-2017 09:35 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  If a girl hugs me in public, I return it one armed and my hand goes straight on her ass. Lets her know what's up.

I wrap both my arms around her and just start dry humping her leg. This let's her know two things: a) I like to party; and b) the party is currently going on in my pants and she is invited.

Post: #58

(05-04-2017 03:27 PM)[email protected] Wrote:  

(05-02-2017 09:35 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  If a girl hugs me in public, I return it one armed and my hand goes straight on her ass. Lets her know what's up.

I wrap both my arms around her and just start dry humping her leg. This let's her know two things: a) I like to party; and b) the party is currently going on in my pants and she is invited.

That'll never work--you are being way too subtle

Post: #59

What was the #teamhug vs #teamnohug count at?

Is OP ever gonna deliver on the real important question?

Post: #60

Also, Bro hugging is not at all gay.

Just don't cop a sly ass squeeze.

Post: #61

(05-04-2017 06:40 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Also, Bro hugging is not at all gay.

Just don't cop a sly ass squeeze.

Nothing gay about a firm congratulatory ass grab.




Also, is the consensus that OP is overweight?

Post: #62

the fact OP is hinting at trying to get back at her in some way suggests he hasn't learned much from the replies, I'm afraid.

Let it go, man. Starting a thread on hugging was a bad idea in the first place.

Final verdict (once again): ignore & keep it moving

Post: #63

(05-05-2017 09:05 AM)Snowflake Wrote:  the fact OP is hinting at trying to get back at her in some way suggests he hasn't learned much from the replies, I'm afraid.

Let it go, man. Starting a thread on hugging was a bad idea in the first place.

Final verdict (once again): ignore & keep it moving

I am thinking that as well. I am learning more and more how to recognize the women who want to be victims.