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THE 3 TYPES OF MATTRESS STARFISH
Over the years I've come to identify the 3 main subtypes of a boring lay.
1.The low libido/severely inhibited chick. Either upbringing or genetics have so fucked her up doing her is as dull as as square dancing.
2.The magic pussy syndrome. This bitch is usually a true hottie,at least an 8 or 7.5. She spreads her legs and lies back expecting you to swoon as the golden light shooting from her pussy transports you to ecstasy. Often she expects praise/clothes/money/declarations of affection for her memorable performance.
3. This is the deliberate passive/aggressive diss. Won't show any reaction to show you you're not pushing her buttons and thus have no power over her. She usually wears an uptight expression on her face throughout the dicking. This is the worst-only a trained therapist can mindtrick her feeble mental mechanics out of this bullshit. She's so stuck in her ways only huge quantities of booze/weed/similar substances will change her temporarily-or render her comatose.
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08-09-2011 11:51 AM
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Care less about them and more about you. Fuck them all with ruthless intensity, and give the uptight ones/passive aggressive ones a surprise facial. If she likes it great, if she doesent great, if she hates you great. If you treat them like a dime a dozen then they will either hate you for knowing the truth (they are a dime a dozen) or she will try to win you over (but she wont because she is a dime a dozen).
08-09-2011 01:18 PM
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(08-09-2011 01:18 PM)truedat Wrote:  Care less about them and more about you. Fuck them all with ruthless intensity, and give the uptight ones/passive aggressive ones a surprise facial. If she likes it great, if she doesent great, if she hates you great. If you treat them like a dime a dozen then they will either hate you for knowing the truth (they are a dime a dozen) or she will try to win you over (but she wont because she is a dime a dozen).

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08-09-2011 01:20 PM
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prob the 'i lost control while trying to blow on your tits' move.
08-09-2011 01:21 PM
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When I get #3s I get extremely physical and aggressive... hair pulling, picking them up, forcing them into submission the way I want them, etc. Those girls have to be dominated. Shit, choke a bitch if need be.

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08-09-2011 03:02 PM
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RE: THE 3 TYPES OF MATTRESS STARFISH
(08-09-2011 11:51 AM)afronoob Wrote:  Over the years I've come to identify the 3 main subtypes of a boring lay.

Your opinions??

Nice sum up, i've certainly experienced the lot.. Just made me care less about them more about me..

I have convinced myself 9 times out of 10 it's that they're nervous and don't want to come off like they don't know what they are doing.. works for me.
08-09-2011 08:28 PM
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You forgot the chick who stares into your eyes as you are pounding her/kissing.

I hate that shit
08-09-2011 08:54 PM
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(08-09-2011 01:18 PM)truedat Wrote:  Care less about them and more about you. Fuck them all with ruthless intensity, and give the uptight ones/passive aggressive ones a surprise facial. If she likes it great, if she doesent great, if she hates you great. If you treat them like a dime a dozen then they will either hate you for knowing the truth (they are a dime a dozen) or she will try to win you over (but she wont because she is a dime a dozen).
I actually did that once! Pulled out and nutted what felt like a quart. It was surprisingly satisfying seeing her with a hand out and my dna landing on her forehead,eyes and hair. She actually had the nerve to say: " I don't feel anything'" while I was laying the dick-a true diss. Some time before that I'd dicked another girl,one of my 5 greatest ever fucks. I made her curse,bite,kick,shout,sweat and scream like her hair was on fire;guess what? She was circumcised-clitless. Which also goes to show, forget about all those guaranteed clitoral stimulation techniques endorsed by everyone from the Girl Scouts of Americas and the ASPCA.
Like I said,this bitch is the worst.
08-10-2011 01:48 AM
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(08-09-2011 08:54 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  You forgot the chick who stares into your eyes as you are pounding her/kissing.

I hate that shit

I love that, i always tell them to look me straight in the eyes when they are climaxing.

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08-10-2011 05:23 PM
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