Post: #76

Episode 1 Recap

Deena's voice and personality is incredibly repulsive, not to mention she's ugly. I must've missed season 3 when they added her. Jwow is tolerable and Snooki is the only "interesting" female character, though I use that word loosely.

Looks like the guys got a taste of the language barrier problem that we know all too well. The funny part is they are using Vinny to act as a translator when his Italian ain't that great.

I think someone here mentioned that the guys will still pull since they have a camera crew, but he overestimates how much reality tv fame helps would help in banging foreign girls. In America girls will fuck any guy with just an ounce of fame because of our celebrity-obsessed culture, but in other places they don't care nearly as much. I predict they will hook up with Italian girls who already speak English. I'd be surprised if Vinny finds a beautiful "wholesome" Italian girl.

Mike's interest in Snooki is interesting. Dude has all that fame but he's crushing on little butterball? I don't understand that.

Post: #77

(08-28-2011 08:13 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Mike's interest in Snooki is interesting. Dude has all that fame but he's crushing on little butterball? I don't understand that.

....That people have different taste than you ?

Post: #78

Mike is just getting soft.

Post: #79

velkrum: Bang Deena, I don't care. God bless you for being able to get a boner to service her.

Post: #80

Atleast someone will bang her! Poor girl. Looks like a female version of Frankenstein! lol

Post: #81

(08-28-2011 08:13 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Mike's interest in Snooki is interesting. Dude has all that fame but he's crushing on little butterball? I don't understand that.

Yea..It seems scripted. Just something the producers wanted him do to make the season interesting.

If you had millions in your bank account plus fame there is no reason to be crushing over Snookie.
Snookie is a grenade! LOL

Post: #82

The scene where he confided in Ronnie about his hookups with Snooki also seemed staged.

Post: #83

If Sitch faked that flip out he deserves and academy award!

That was intense. I have only flipped out like that one time in my life and it takes A TON of build up anger!

Post: #84

Saw Bill Maher perform a live show last night (which was hilarious BTW), he cracked a joke on Snookie and Republicans, saying "to Republicans the U.S. government is just like Snookie's vagina..... It's too big, it services too many people, and nothing good will ever come out of it." Zing.

I've watched only a few bits and pieces of a couple episodes of this season, while flipping through the channels, but I really agree with everyone on the whole Situation crushing on Snookie thing, it's got to be scripted.

Post: #85

IDK about that.

She lost alot of weight and is a workout fanatic now.

Sitch doesnt look good himself and its possible after fucking and spending so much time around snooks he has developed some feelings.

Post: #86

(08-28-2011 09:06 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  IDK about that.

She lost alot of weight and is a workout fanatic now.

Sitch doesnt look good himself and its possible after fucking and spending so much time around snooks he has developed some feelings.

Wow Dash, I guess you're one of those people that just can't except that "reality tv" is all a bunch of bullshit.

Post: #87

^^

I aint saying there aint some things scripted or encouraged but I certainly dont believe the show is 100% scripted.

Post: #88

(08-28-2011 09:06 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  its possible after fucking and spending so much time around snooks he has developed some feelings.

I haven't seen any episodes of the new season but I think this quote is important. You guys are seeing other peoples lives through a limited view and your own personal preferences.

Any guy with any girl has his reasons for choosing that girl. Being critical of others for their choices just casts a really negative vibe on things.

just a peeve of mine..

ok I'm done with this topic

Post: #89

Being a star on that show is something none of us can fathom, and it's an experience that only four women on the planet can even relate to, Snooki being one of them. Don't under-estimate that. Hot girls are nice, but I imagine even a guy like Sitch eventually gets sick of girls using him for his fame and money. He's probably had an incredible run with pussy the last four years, but eventually every guy needs a chick who understands him, even the most hardened players.

Then again, it could all be scripted.

Post: #90

Episode 2 Recap

The Snooki single thing is looking increasingly staged.

Pauly D's stock went down a little by hooking up with Deena. It would be like a picture of me kissing a 400 pound woman surfacing on the internet.

Pauly getting the "I got a boyfriend" line put a smile on my face since it's so common in Poland. I identify.

Even though the girls are "guidettes", they are American for all intents and purposes, which explains their complete lack of homemaking skills, especially cooking. To their credit, they know how to look good at night. For that reason, most American girls would raise their value if they copied the Jersey Shore girls. That's sad.

Mike gets with an American girl from Florida. She seems to be a 6... bangable but plain. Another sign that Italian girls are hard? If Mike can't hook up, none of us can!!!!

I love how Mike kicks out the american girl immediately after sex... she probably felt like a total whore, yet still wanted to see him again. I guess that means she is.

Everyone seems to be constantly cockblocking each other. It's a very inhospitable environment to be getting laid.

Post: #91

I love how Pauly went straight to bed with the one blonde chick and she was lets hangout and he was like its 4am lol

I think mike was gonna fuck her friend until the bitch came in and said I was leaving

Seriously wtf does a girl come to a random guys apartment for at 2-4am and think is going down?!?!?

Post: #92

I guess no one else is watching this but four episodes in and no one has yet got their Italian flag.

Post: #93

(08-30-2011 07:50 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I guess no one else is watching this but four episodes in and no one has yet got their Italian flag.

They are taking the easy way out and just banging tourists.

Id have my italian flag on the first night, even if i had to kickout a chick just playing games and head back to the club to pick up some stragglers! lol

Post: #94

I didn't follow the first few seasons of the show but I have been into this one.

I think one thing the average guy can learn from "Jersey Shore" is to calibrate your look. We all have to find a look that works for us. Hair, clothes, shoes, hats, jewelry, etc.

Look how many bags of clothers they brought, fashion is important.

You gotta experiment and find a look that works for you, you gotta feel comfortable and confident with your look. It really is an expression of yourself. I'm not saying you have to dress fancy, but it is important to dress in a way that highlights your strengths and does not expose your faults.

In the last year, I have reinvented my look. I used to wear baggy clothes with sneakers. That worked for me in my 20's. Now that I'm in my 30's, I decided to switch it up. Now I go with more stylish, fitted clothes. The female response has been excellent. I'm getting more looks and more eye contact.

One of my biggest strengths is that I work out alot and I look healthy. Yet, for years I was wearing baggy clothes. That was stupid! I was hiding my strength. Now, when I open fitness and yoga chicks they can see my value.

It takes some time to fine tune the right amount of fashion and swag that leads to the most female attention.

Post: #95

Vinny explains the difference between Italian girls and America girls below.

Post: #96

The difference being he can't pull the Italian ones.

Post: #97

This dude Ronnie is a straight up bitch.

Just goes to show you, a lot of these buff dudes are trying to look appealing and strong on the outside, but they're completely fucked up and weak on the inside.

That whole fight was a huge shit test from Sam, and he failed miserably.

Post: #98

(09-02-2011 01:47 PM)rakishness Wrote:  Vinny explains the difference between Italian girls and America girls below.

I haven't been keeping up with the show. Which of the characters has had the best luck with the local Italian girls?

Post: #99

The prequel to The Jersey Shore:

Post: #100

(09-02-2011 02:56 PM)Easy E Wrote:  The prequel to The Jersey Shore:

And before jager bombs and new hair cuts... there was:









Go to 6:20 on the first video.