Post: #26

I'll think about it if/when that great day comes around.

Post: #27

Jesus or Mohammed. Chicks will love it

Whatever it is, it better be a name with meaning, not just one you liked the sound (pet hate). Namesakes are excellent for virtue lessons when older and giving the boy a sense of being part of something greater than himself. I read someone they did studies on the most likeable name.. David was a the top of the list but all the David's are know are pussies

Post: #28

(08-23-2016 12:57 AM)Il Bersagliere Wrote:  

(08-23-2016 12:50 AM)Enigma Wrote:  Harambe

God, I miss Harambe so much.

Just give him the most pretentious name, let's say, Rene-Becket. He'd love you for it.

Dsinghis Khan.

That`ll be my sons name.





This version may be better:

Post: #29

If I were you, I'd choose a normal first name. Putting weird names to the kid will be a burden for him in the future.

Post: #30

Little Dark Jr or Gary.

Post: #31

Nothing wrong with a unique name (within reason of course) but don't give him an unfamiliar name that is hard to pronounce. That makes social situations uncomfortable sometimes.

Post: #32

I do like Quintus as a middle name.

Post: #33

They wouldn't mean much to English speaking world. But as general rule, i prefer ethnic names, those of Slavic origin, than Biblical ones, which i feel are sterile lack that "magic" essence that ethnic names do. I'm much more fascinated with female names than male.

Post: #34

I've always wanted to give my future sons a common first name and the name of a great Roman as a middle name. When they're old enough to wonder about their second name, it's story time (and hopefully a great way to fan an interest in history from a young age).

Michael Tiberius
Peter Augustus
John Julius
Samuel Claudius
William Caesar
Robert Aurelius

Post: #35

Vlad
Damien
Archibald(only to shorten it to Archie)
Pietro
Maxwell(shorten it to Max or Maxie)
Adonis
Sergei

For Male Dogs:
Titus
Hannibal
Scipio

In that order

Post: #36

Antonio and Giovanni (it goes well with my second name, love it, and my favorites).

Daniel (keep him away from lions).

Gideon (badass name).

Erik (yes, with "k". Too Scandi, but...badass nonetheless).

Little Dark Jr.


Just don't give your son some retarded name, like the Holywood weirdos do (Aleph, Apple...).

Post: #37

(08-23-2016 02:47 AM)Pontifex Maximus Wrote:  Greco-Roman names are sexy as fuck and roll off the tongue so easily.

I'd like to have two little Genghis Khans running around my house, and naming them after the Gracchi brothers. Imagine that - one Tiberius and other Gaius.

Day game will be a breeze for my boys. *deep baritone* "Hey! Where's the nearest pet shop? But the way, I'm Gaius."

Waterfalls.

Yo, your kids aren't RPG characters. Your son would endure years of "gay-us" jokes with a name like that.

Post: #38

Xavier is a badass name IMO

Post: #39

A badass but underused name is Wolfgang. If it's good enough for Mozart and Eddie Van Halen's son, it's good enough for me.

Post: #40

I thought it about it for along time. Every few years I tend to think of other names . Right now its taisuke

Post: #41

My first will be named after me, but I have names lined up for when the personalities of the other children come out. If one is bookish, he'll be called Waymar, if he's strong and big, Rowan, if he's sly and cunning, Lucius, etc.

Post: #42

^Damn it you made me remember one I forgot. Lucius is also on my list of possible male names for children.

Post: #43

@ YoungBlade

It's going to take time for their personalities to show, are you going to call them something like "kid #2" and "kid #3" for the first few years?

I thought I'd heard of cultures that wait to name kids until well after birth, but google isn't turning anything like that up.

Post: #44

It's Lucious, like luscious. Don't be like welfare mom's and mispell your childs name.
Ludicrous's wifes name is Eudoxie, her mom apparenly thought that spelled Exodus.
Severely dyslexic bitch.

Post: #45

@weambulance

Typically in cultures with high infant mortality rate one doesn't christen his child until two years of age. Until then it is "baby" or "boy" or a nickname like "stinker"

Post: #46

(08-24-2016 08:27 PM)AboveAverageJoe Wrote:  It's Lucious, like luscious. Don't be like welfare mom's and mispell your childs name.
Ludicrous's wifes name is Eudoxie, her mom apparenly thought that spelled Exodus.
Severely dyslexic bitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius


You're completely wrong and should feel bad. It derives from Lux or "light". Hence why Satan was named Lucifer(aka Lightbringer).

Post: #47

Pick anything other than one of the shitty names that end in "...den". That shit has been a cancer on the planet the last 10 years.

So no Braden, Brayden, Jaden, Caiden, Rayden, Fayden, Hayden or Aiden etc and you are good to go.

That "...den" shit is becoming nails on a chalk board around here.

Post: #48

(08-24-2016 10:18 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  Pick anything other than one of the shitty names that end in "...den". That shit has been a cancer on the planet the last 10 years.

So no Braden, Brayden, Jaden, Caiden, Rayden, Fayden, Hayden or Aiden etc and you are good to go.

That "...den" shit is becoming nails on a chalk board around here.

This.

Although with work I see a lot of kids names.. Can confirm children named after animals (e.g. Rooster, Dolphin, etc.) and some after popular car models (e.g. Monaro, Falcon, Commodore). Poor fuckers

Post: #49

Hugh Mungus

Post: #50

(08-24-2016 10:53 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  Hugh Mungus

lmao spit my food out