Post: #1

I remember several years ago she had a crush on Kiefer Sutherland, and now she's Bastian's wife. I guess she has hots for light haired guys. I get that, she's kinda gypsy looking, and opposite provides contrast.

Still, watching the video of two of them kissing in the locker room last year was one of the most awkward public embraces I've ever seen. He especially looks like a teenager in a room full of adults. There's no way around it: Bastian Schweinsteiger has bad game. No masculine presence whatsoever. The difference between him and other guys in the room is startling.





They both could do so much better, except this is one of them strictly 'designer baby' liaisons. The kids will grow up to have mom as former No. 1 tennis player in the world, and dad as an essential part of the World Cup winning team.



I wonder if Schweini ever fapped on Ana's Instagram, before he met her.

Post: #2

Of course he has bad game, he's a soccer player.

Post: #3

I don't think she's gypsy looking and trust me, I've seen quite a few.

Btw Schweini wasn't the captain of the World Cup winning team, it was Lahm. Not that it really matters.

^What is soccer?

Post: #4

Makes sense to me: two world class athletes pair up...I think that sort of common ground & shared goals is pretty important for long-term success in keeping a family together.

Post: #5

Game is more complicated than that - there's factors such as 'verbal game', as well as one's overall presence.

A guy who has the 'aura' of a champion athlete probably commands a lot of charismatic presence even if he isn't the most verbally skilled.

Then of course you have some guys who might lack looks or stature, but have a natural way with words.

Post: #6

I wonder what happened to his previous wag?

Post: #7

In other German Word Cup winners' news, Sami Khedira appears to be hitting no less than Adriana Lima.



He moved to that from this.

And he's merely a footie player. Geez, either some of these guys are lucky, or some of these women are really dumb.

Post: #8

^ Adriana Lima is a 35-year-old recently divorced single mother

Meanwhile her basketball player ex-husband is smashing this 23-year-old Serbian model:

Post: #9

Man, I wonder how these top-tier women would feel about one of these high caliber athletes giving them bruises and hickies from rough sex fucking with their modeling shoots and TV appearances etc. Think it would be a turn on asserting dominance and ownership in the form of branding, or would they be turned off by it?

Post: #10

(07-13-2016 11:37 AM)Space Cowboy Wrote:  I wonder what happened to his previous wag?

Rumour has it that she cheated on him with his teammate Mario Gomez, got pregnant and had an abortion. Schweinsteiger alledgedly went to the board of Bayern Munich and told them "Gomez or me, choose". That's why Gomez had to leave Bayern.

Post: #11

(07-13-2016 12:11 PM)Daddy Chains Wrote:  In other German Word Cup winners' news, Sami Khedira appears to be hitting no less than Adriana Lima.



He moved to that from this.

And he's merely a footie player. Geez, either some of these guys are lucky, or some of these women are really dumb.

Totally agree. Adriana is super hot by anyone's standards.



But Lena Gercke is a fucking goddess!

Post: #12

Ana Ivanovic is pretty and athletic, but the best part about her is that most of the time she's happy, smiles a lot, and is in a good mood. Just look at her in that picture. Not surprised that a famous footballer would be smitten.

Post: #13

(07-13-2016 12:36 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Man, I wonder how these top-tier women would feel about one of these high caliber athletes giving them bruises and hickies from rough sex fucking with their modeling shoots and TV appearances etc. Think it would be a turn on asserting dominance and ownership in the form of branding, or would they be turned off by it?

Most top tier women know that they're top tier women. And they know that their status is based almost entirely on their appearance. Branding is a low class form of domination and a woman who allows herself to be branded has been reduced to a mental state where she is no longer top tier. She's essentially broken at that point and has little value. In addition, you'll notice that truly top tier women aren't covered in tats and tend to do modeling work for which some are paid quite well.

For the occasional hickey or bruise, there's derma blend make up. But even then, if you have more than one or two, the photographer will get pissed and pull the plug on the shoot, and it may be a while before your phone rings again.

Post: #14

I get the feeling a Serb would make a better wife than a German.

He's has done well, she has a bit of money, a bit of fame and she is attractive.

The smiling thing is huge, a good sign.

Also she isn't a WAG.

Bastien is almost at the end of his career and this would be the perfect time for him to start a family.

Post: #15

I don't really see how "they both could do so much better". She's good-looking, he's good-looking and they're both successful athletes. Plus Serbian chicks are far more feminine than German sloots.

Hats off to both of 'em. The only odd thing about it is that Ivanovic is freakishly tall (for a girl) and might have an inch or two on Bastian.

Post: #16

Ana's beauty is overrated. She has slightly off face/jaw, like she's perpetually stuck with a piece of bread in it. She also seems big boned so she will crash the wall hard, like most older EE women do. Picture her matronly/big/masculine (with 'stache) in her 40s and beyond.




But her personality seems superb. She's abundantly sweet and charming, a great company really. Being loved by her right now would make one feel great. Which would then lead to reciprocal oneitis feelz. Slippery slope there.

Anyway, Ana might be beaming, but her father is not:





Mentality wise he's probably stuck in the 1940s, thinking of her daughter as a disloyal whore who married an occupying Nazi officer.

Some people are really be triggered by Schweini 's looks:




One thing is certain though: if marital fidelity is important to her she couldn't have made a safer choice. That dude is a pussy whipped poster beta boy. Cheating on her will not iron cross his straight, disciplinarian mind for a good while.

Post: #17

^ That doesn't look like an Orthodox church, which is why her father isn't happy (beyond the fact that he's not serbian, either) and rightly so

I also agree with Daddy Chains. I'd take her over Sharapova, but barely, and neither is actually that good looking. They are just "athletes" that you are told are pretty, when in reality they are 7 at best.

I do think that Ana is a very sweet, feminine girl though, if I had to guess.

Post: #18

She probably has tennis elbow. 6.24/10 WB because of pointy tennis elbows.

Post: #19

People have incomplete pictures/short memories.

Ana's bikini bod of today is an invention of a recent time.

Check out her chunky teenage ways 10 years ago. If she couldn't keep away from the peanut butter then, how will she fare in her later years. Former fattie is always a future fattie.

She reminds me of those ugly Korean girls who undergo drastic plastic surgeries and extreme make up sessions to doll themselves to K-Pop standards.




Some of the absent-minded guys outthere have so much leap of faith in their wymynz that they are buying goods that have already been proved spoiled in the past. #bravesouls

Post: #20

Who am I kidding? I'd absolutely destroy her.

Post: #21

2014: World Champion.
2016: plays for Scum United when occasionally not injured, cost his country the Euros, marries former fattie

Post: #22

(07-14-2016 09:43 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  2014: World Champion.
2016: plays for Scum United when occasionally not injured, cost his country the Euros, marries former fattie

Doing a lot better than you mate

Post: #23

Adriana Lima today is a downgrade from Lena gercke today. Real Madrid gave Khedira for free to Juventus. Hypergamy in action.

Post: #24

(07-14-2016 09:59 AM)Enoch Wrote:  Adriana Lima today is a downgrade from Lena gercke today. Real Madrid gave Khedira for free to Juventus. Hypergamy in action.

It looks like Lima is scratching her lil' rapefugee fantasy itch.

All this humanitarian talk for the past year probably got her hot and bothered in wishing to offer some circumcised member a refuge in her nether regions.

In that context Sami is perfect choice... like a simp fuck buddy who will indulge you in all your rape fantasies, but will stop everything the moment you moan out previously established safe word.

Post: #25

(07-14-2016 10:12 AM)Daddy Chains Wrote:  It looks like Lima is scratching her lil' rapefugee fantasy itch.

All this humanitarian talk for the past year probably got her hot and bothered in wishing to offer some circumcised member a refuge in her nether regions.