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Lesbian Syrian Cancer Patient. Is this the Holy Grail ™ of victim status?

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09-08-2016 12:23 AM
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UPDATE: i remembered that she could have also been a bigger victim by being Transgender, and not just Transgender but the sort of Transgender who got cancer from receiving insufficient quality sex change treatment on the black market, which could have been avoided by the government funding it in a top-notch hospital like she deserves!

Also, she could be harassed by KKK for not being white.

So no, she hasn't maximized her victimization potential ™ yet.

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09-08-2016 05:53 AM
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Her antics in "announcing" this reminds me of how Mitch Albom parlayed Tuesdays With Morrie into a panoply of basically copycat fictional books with the same underlying theme, like The Five People You Meet In Heaven.

So she writes a book masking how she's a self-indulgent attention-whore who needs a physical relocation to drown out the internal wails of her own insignificance. The attention and fame for that wanes, so now she's making sexual orientation statements masking how she's a self-indulgent attention-whore who needs a sexual and romantic relocation to drown out the internal wails of her own insignificance.

At the end of the day, at least we can say narcissistic human beings follow some idea of consistency.

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09-08-2016 06:06 AM
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(09-08-2016 12:23 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Lesbian Syrian Cancer Patient. Is this the Holy Grail ™ of victim status?

Close, but she needs to have started off life as a dude.

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09-08-2016 07:33 PM
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This story keeps getting better - or worse.

Now Elizabeth Gilbert has come out as a lesbian. And to boot, her new female lover has cancer: https://gma.yahoo.com/elizabeth-gilbert-...nment.html

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09-29-2016 10:44 AM
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RE: Eat Pray Love author getting a second divorce...
I'm anxiously awaiting the followup novel:

Eat, Pray, Love II: Ok, let's be honest here it's going to mostly be 'Eat'

Quote:“Seduction was never a casual sport for me; it was more like a heist, adrenalizing and urgent. I would plan the heist for months, scouting out the target, looking for unguarded entries. Then I would break into his deepest vault, steal all his emotional currency and spend it on myself.”

The cool thing about narcissistic personality disorder is that they often just out themselves unprompted as if they're proud of their fuckupitude. It's like when you go on a flight with Asiana and they lose your luggage, and they show you to a huge gymnasium-sized room full of lost luggage out back and say "Sir, we lose 40 bags a day here at Asiana", as if they're happy to be meeting some kind of performance goal.
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09-29-2016 11:03 AM
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This story is just a trainwreck that keeps on giving. To continue that analogy, it's like a train that fell off a bridge and then continued steaming another 5 kilometers along the river bottom as if nothing had happened.

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Moral of the story: She hit the wall twice or thrice and big time. It's very easy to hide your own insecurities about men having zero interest in you anymore (compared to the middling interest before) when you "become" lesbian.

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09-29-2016 09:13 PM
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(09-29-2016 06:40 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  This story is just a trainwreck that keeps on giving. To continue that analogy, it's like a train that fell off a bridge and then continued steaming another 5 kilometers along the river bottom as if nothing had happened.

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Don't hold your breath waiting for her suicide. Attention whores like these want to live forever.

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09-29-2016 10:41 PM
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