Post: #26

I would like to spend an hour on a park bench with myself from 15 years ago.

Post: #27

(06-22-2016 09:41 AM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Nicola Tesla, he was so far ahead of his time, we're just now starting to understand some of the things he was discovering 100 years ago. He is one of the most brilliant, under-appreciated scientists to ever live IMO.
His vision of free energy for the world was just not compatible or profitable for corporate America, so they would never allow the people to have his world changing technology. And that's just one of his hundreds of mind-blowing discoveries and inventions.

This is a great one. He has an awesome museum in Serbia. The other day my friend posted a joke to FB. Something like- "So when someone drives a Tesla and it get's stolen... is the car now called an Edison?

Great choice.

Post: #28

My father. I'd catch him up on the last 13 yrs since his death and tell him about his four grandsons (my Brother's boys). Breaks my heart that he never got to meet them.

Post: #29

Yo, who the fuck is this "Little Dark" dude I keep finding references to on the forum?

Anyway, I think we should choose one guy to spend an hour with that we could learn a lot from, and then one girl we would very much enjoy smashing for an hour on a wooden park bench, regardless of how many splinters there are in said bench.

Actually, I don't think I can exactly settle on one girl. So let's skip that for now.

Alright, well, I would surely spend an hour trying to learn as much as I could from Nikola Tesla, since this dude built a gigantic cock-shaped tower to harness the natural forces of the Earth itself to transmit energy for him, free of charge. J.P. Morgan didn't feel like seeing the project all the way through financially, but still, Tesla's contributions in the field of electricity, an element of nature so divine and vital to our planet and our species that we would all be surely living like the Amish without it, are so immense that I still have a hard time wrapping my head around this guy's level of genius. What's more, Edison totally punked him and profited off of his ideas, and gets all the credit for his work to this day. As Tesla approached his final days, his only friends were the pigeons flying through his apartment window, and he went out not with a bang, but with a whimper. Yet his whole life had been pretty much one bang after another, as in explosions of sheer genius and inventions, since I don't think this dude ever really had sex with any woman. He poured all his efforts into making his ideas become a reality, and he said himself that he pedestalized women and thought himself unworthy of their affection. Chicks tried to win his favor all the time though, if I remember correctly one French actress really kept trying to get with him, but he wouldn't have it, he was just too focused on his life's work. I don't know, maybe it was some sort of inner sexual repression or something, but really, that doesn't matter, this guy knew he had more important things to do. Absolute legend. Tesla made Wi-Fi decades before the Internet was even around, he made an "earthquake machine" that he said could have ripped the world in half if he had enough power, the guy thought up Alternating Current as a superior method of electric flow to Edison's Direct Current, a machine of his once melted the hand off a lab assistant with a stray electric arc of a couple thousand volts, etc. The list of Tesla's works goes on and on, and I can honestly say there's no one I'm a bigger fan of, just because I'm so interested in computers, electricity, technical stuff, engineering, and just to what extent a man can achieve if he is willing to put himself to the test. Phenomenal, legendary man, to say the very least.

Post: #30

(06-22-2016 12:32 PM)Horus Wrote:  I would like to spend an hour on a park bench with myself from 15 years ago.

I'll take a step further. I'd like to spend an hour with myself at 80. Then I could tell myself all my regrets, and which stocks to invest in. I'd also now know I am invincible to age 80, and would be able to do whatever I want.

Post: #31

Excluding family members who passed away when I was young, I think I would choose Richard Nixon.

Think about it. He was born as a nobody and became the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth. And that happened years after he became a joke, a punchline, and everyone wrote him off.

You could learn a lot about resilience from talking to a man like that.

Post: #32

Ayn rand but she would talk one hour straight. I would choose Noam Chomsky because he's still alive, and knowledgeable on a multitude of subjects.

Post: #33

1975 Playboy Centerfold Janet Lupo who died last year but looked good till the end. I've posted about her in the Boobs Lounge.

Look, I'm getting too old to wrack my brain listening to Tesla, Chomsky, etc., although they're all great suggestions. But aesthetics matter more to me as I age, especially since the world seems to be getting uglier.

So if I can get an hour with ANYONE on a bench, I'd like them to have massive, natural breasts and a pleasing old-fashioned personality. Lupo had both. Shallow? Perhaps, but I'd like to think men earn the right to be shallow after a while.

Post: #34

(06-22-2016 03:13 PM)deus_ex Wrote:  Yo, who the fuck is this "Little Dark" dude I keep finding references to on the forum?

Post: #35

I'm not sure why everyone is picking dead people, but I'd have to go with either Tessa Fowler or Hitomi Tanaka.

Post: #36

Bode Miller.

I'd like to talk about his approach to skiing and life in general.

Post: #37

Jesus.

How many conversations could I start at bars later:

Ya, I was hanging with my buddy Jesus Christ once and he said...

Jesus wouldn't appreciate that bro. I know the dude.

Post: #38

Lee Harvey Ozwald

Post: #39

(02-27-2018 09:25 AM)Steve McQueen Wrote:  Lee Harvey Ozwald

Post: #40

Admiral Isoroku Yamamato.

Post: #41

Jethro Tull. So we could sit on the park bench and eye little girls with bad intent.

Post: #42

Richard Feynman

Post: #43

Hans Ruedi Giger, wanna know what he has seen that cost him his life.

Post: #44

Ursula Haverbeck. The German 80 something elderly woman is in prison for Holocaust denial and will likely die there, and of course those videos are all deleted or in a limited state to bury them.

This well read woman is the strong independent woman all feminist claim they want, she just be's, doesn't ask for permission, just gets on with it. Monica Schafer as well, Canadian woman of German descent who was picked up while holidaying in Germany for the same thing by the police for a video she made in Canada, all witchhunted, had their apartments turned upside by the police.





It takes strong people to do this. Methodically breaks it down, this was broadcast on German TV a few years and people were glued/rivited to it, because they never heard this before.

Post: #45

^^^ I would manspread that bitch right off the bench.

Of all the humans ever you pick the whackadoo old Holocaust denier. OK.

I'd pick Julius Caesar or my grandpa, Samseau, DonLd Trump. Someone positive.

Aloha!

Post: #46

Satoshi Nakamoto, and I get to bring a wrench.

Post: #47

My grandad on my mothers side. I was only a little boy when he passed. I wish i coula puck his head about a plethora of things.




As far as someone thats alive?

Curren$y

In the music world he left the mainstream and went underground and found success with a brand of his own. A great hustler.

Post: #48

Funny how there would be no point in asking any woman I know this very question...

I'm going to follow DoBA's lead and keep it light: Jay Leno.

Post: #49

Monica Lewinsky

Post: #50

Norm Macdonald. I am sure he would be able to squeeze a lifetime of laughter in to one hour.