Post: #151

(06-16-2016 06:10 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  I wouldn't have guessed that the thirst of some members was this real.

I'd bang all of the girls on that surfboard, unless you are talking about OP and not about suits saying he would bang all of those girls. Surfer girls and surfer groupies generally are great bangs.

Post: #152

(06-16-2016 02:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 10:37 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  If she is attractive, sweet, and feminine then I would certainly take her out, buy apps, and see where things go.

I appreciate your kind words.

Please remember, when you are dealing with my sister, you need to say the full word APPetizer. Don't say APPs. In her world you just gave her unlimited kimoji, and iTunes and plicore and god knows what else. You'll get a visa bill with 150 $1.99 charges to sort through.

Aloha!

So, this mysterious sister, she's a cute, shy, Hawaiian nerdie girl, living by the beach, modest, and raised by a Conservative red-pill brother? I might be fallin' in love:

Post: #153

(06-16-2016 02:38 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 06:10 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  I wouldn't have guessed that the thirst of some members was this real.

I'd bang all of the girls on that surfboard, unless you are talking about OP and not about suits saying he would bang all of those girls. Surfer girls and surfer groupies generally are great bangs.

Was definitely talking about OP.

Where did goingstrong pick up the photos of that cutie?

Post: #154

(06-16-2016 03:57 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 02:38 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 06:10 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  I wouldn't have guessed that the thirst of some members was this real.

I'd bang all of the girls on that surfboard, unless you are talking about OP and not about suits saying he would bang all of those girls. Surfer girls and surfer groupies generally are great bangs.

Was definitely talking about OP.

Where did goingstrong pick up the photos of that cutie?

Ha, you too are in love, I see!

Kona will have some tough choices to make! Kona, I offer you a dowry of 50 dolphins and 5 tons of coconuts for your sis!

"Genesis 34:12:

Make the price for the bride and the gift I am to bring as great as you like, and I'll pay whatever you ask me. Only give me the young woman as my wife."

Post: #155

Thread translation: Give me easy pussy because i post online here. To quote scorpion

(05-19-2013 12:04 PM)scorpion Wrote:  These "incels" (or more accurately, hopeless omega losers) need to realize that they aren't entitled to any female attention. If, for whatever reason, you have completely failed at attracting the opposite sex, that is nature's way of informing you that your genetic package is unfit for reproduction.

Why should an omega loser have any access to pussy? Pussy ain't free. You've got to work for it one way or another. If a man cannot successfully achieve access to pussy, why the fuck would any woman want to mix her genes with his defective Y chromosomes? It's a sign of gross evolutionary unfitness if a man cannot find some way to access pussy. A woman would have to be out of her mind to want anything to do with a loser like that, because she'd be handicapping her children's chances of reproduction by mixing her genes with those of an unfit man.

This is the reason that women absolutely despise lower betas/omegas. Their hatred runs so deep that these men are, in effect, totally invisible to the average woman. That's by design. The male sex is nature's laboratory. The Y chromosome evolves the fastest out of any human genome, because of this very phenomenon. Fit men mate. Weak men are ignored.

Nature doesn't give a fuck if you are short or tall, muscular or weak, etc....at the end of the day all that matters is if you're able to get your dick wet, because that's the only way your genes get a ticket to the next generation. If you can't do that, then you don't deserve a ride, .....

Post: #156

I know that we don't technically know each other here, but it's close enough for me to add that I never got the whole hitting on a buddy's sister thing.

It's tacky and basically states that you don't give a shit about him given the potential fallout, or maybe simply given what you would want to do to her with no further commitment. My friends used to try to hook up with my sister. None of them are my friends now. Not because of that specifically, but perhaps because of the greater relationship that such an action spoke to.

For my close friends, I've always seen their sisters as my sisters. I'd be more than a little skeeved out in hooking up with them. And my closest friend's sister is a legit 9.75 only adjusting down for 'no perfect 10'. When he realized that I'd never look at her, comment on her, or maybe even hit on her like his lesser friends do I leveled up within his family.

Learning to ignore the hot women who you shouldn't hit on is as much a part of being a man as learning how to hit on the ones that you should.

Post: #157

Inspired by this thread. I'm looking for a forum member's daughter, sister, or other family member to marry. We need a separate one to make offers, hold auctions, and conduct negotiations. Please post your counteroffers and your own offers below.

If you have a daughter that fits this description please feel free to post a look-alike picture (Not a real picture of course) of your daughter and what you want for her.

For a woman who meets the highest of standards, (8+, Virgin, cooks, cleans, religious, submissive, ect.) I offer the following:

1 case Arm & Hammer baking soda
2 jars apple cider vinegar
1 box Cuban cigars
2 Gallons unpasteurized milk from farm in Serbia
1 year gym membership to gym of your choosing
1 fitted suit (or equivalent cost shoes, watch, or other clothing item)
1 Bottle of Pappy van Winkle, fine wine, or champange.
1 year supply of vitamin D
6 pairs boot socks (O.D. green)
1 twelve week cycle of HGH and test.
1 year subscription to Brigade Quartermaster Magazine
1 night all inclusive VIP to club of your choosing
1 spot to private community after world ends and food/protection for your family
1 AR-15 or similar weapon of your choosing (No pistols, I fucking hate pistols)
1000 rounds of ammunition for above weapon
1 K-BAR bayonet
1 All inclusive week trip to Poland, Ukraine, Moscow, Belgrade, or Colombia.
1 purebred German Shepherd
1 Dewalt 18v Cordless Power Tool Set (7 pc.)
Unlimited access to my motorcycle
Unlimited access to my cottage in Serbia when inheritance is complete
1 sick-ass brother/son-in-law

Please respond with reasonable counter-offer. Serious inquiries only.
Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Best,
PP

Post: #158

Thank you for this.

I had a couple of my friends sister tried to get with me. Women being women. I turned all of them down. It says something about a person principles.

Also, there is something weirdly incestuous about sleeping with each other's sister.

(06-16-2016 04:23 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  It's tacky and basically states that you don't give a fuck about him given the potential fallout or maybe simply what you want to do to her...... Not because of that specifically, but perhaps because of the greater relationship that such an action spoke to.

For my close friends, I've always seen their sisters as my sisters. I'd be more than a little skeeved out in hooking up with them. And my closest friend's sister is a legit 9.75 only adjusting down for 'no perfect 10'. When he realized that I'd never look at her, comment on her, or maybe even hit on her like his lesser friends do I leveled up within his family.

Learning to ignore the hot women who you shouldn't hit on is as much a part of being a man as learning how to hit on the ones that you should.

Post: #159

Post: #160

HAHAHA.

I am done.

Bye.

Post: #161

I offer my finest goats. 4 of them!

Post: #162

(06-16-2016 04:20 PM)Herr Lucifer Wrote:  Thread translation: Give me easy pussy because i post online here.

Thread translation? Five posts under your belt and you give us scornful "thread translations"??

Try my "translation" of your post: You lack sense of humor (most posters on this thread are just joking, man), and courteous forum manners.

Post: #163

Are you serious?

Post: #164

Daughterfuckers are the new motherfuckers, it seems.

Post: #165

My god.........

I'm done

Just start another thread while we're at it and continue my misery....

Post: #166

The RVF Garage Sale! You there in the tailored suit with a perfect unicorn for a daughter, step rrrright up!

Here's all my shit! Hope you and your daughter like it.



Also I found your shirt:

Post: #167

Post: #168

You want to do WHAT?

Post: #169

I merged the three "forum daughters" threads in EE into this master thread. There's one more in the Deep Forum that I may merge here later. We don't need 4 threads on the same topic.

Post: #170

Good idea, shame about the poll though. There were a few members who voted "Yes" to their daughter marrying a RVF member so it seems some people here are happy with RVF members soliciting their daughter's hand in matrimony.

If you were one of those guys or you have another family member you want to help out then I implore you to post a short bio for the interested family-minded men on the forum.

Post: #171

You were serious about that poll?

Post: #172

(06-16-2016 05:03 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I merged the three "forum daughters" threads in EE into this master thread. There's one more in the Deep Forum that I may merge here later. We don't need 4 threads on the same topic.

I got so confused when I checked back into this thread. This explains it.

Post: #173

(06-17-2016 12:23 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 05:03 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I merged the three "forum daughters" threads in EE into this master thread. There's one more in the Deep Forum that I may merge here later. We don't need 4 threads on the same topic.

I got so confused when I checked back into this thread. This explains it.

Just think of it as four wonderful threads becoming something much more awesome than the sum of its parts.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #174

(06-17-2016 12:27 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(06-17-2016 12:23 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(06-16-2016 05:03 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I merged the three "forum daughters" threads in EE into this master thread. There's one more in the Deep Forum that I may merge here later. We don't need 4 threads on the same topic.

I got so confused when I checked back into this thread. This explains it.

Just think of it as four wonderful threads becoming something much more awesome than the sum of its parts.

I've helped create a magnificent thread. It's going to be YUUUGE!

Post: #175

(06-16-2016 04:26 PM)PainPositive Wrote:  Inspired by this thread. I'm looking for a forum member's daughter, sister, or other family member to marry. We need a separate one to make offers, hold auctions, and conduct negotiations. Please post your counteroffers and your own offers below.

If you have a daughter that fits this description please feel free to post a look-alike picture (Not a real picture of course) of your daughter and what you want for her.

For a woman who meets the highest of standards, (8+, Virgin, cooks, cleans, religious, submissive, ect.) I offer the following:

1 case Arm & Hammer baking soda
2 jars apple cider vinegar
1 box Cuban cigars
2 Gallons unpasteurized milk from farm in Serbia
1 year gym membership to gym of your choosing
1 fitted suit (or equivalent cost shoes, watch, or other clothing item)
1 Bottle of Pappy van Winkle, fine wine, or champange.
1 year supply of vitamin D
6 pairs boot socks (O.D. green)
1 twelve week cycle of HGH and test.
1 year subscription to Brigade Quartermaster Magazine
1 night all inclusive VIP to club of your choosing
1 spot to private community after world ends and food/protection for your family
1 AR-15 or similar weapon of your choosing (No pistols, I fucking hate pistols)
1000 rounds of ammunition for above weapon
1 K-BAR bayonet
1 All inclusive week trip to Poland, Ukraine, Moscow, Belgrade, or Colombia.
1 purebred German Shepherd
1 Dewalt 18v Cordless Power Tool Set (7 pc.)
Unlimited access to my motorcycle
Unlimited access to my cottage in Serbia when inheritance is complete
1 sick-ass brother/son-in-law

Please respond with reasonable counter-offer. Serious inquiries only.
Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Best,
PP

Still waiting for Kona to accept my offer.