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Sarah Silverman Wants Laws to "Legislate" Male Masturbation
God, I can't stand her.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...turbation/

Quote:While hosting the Vulture + New York magazine’s 3rd annual Vulture Festival, comedian Sarah Silverman suggested her solution to the abortion debate in America.

Sarah Silverman took the stage Sunday night at the Brooklyn Academy of Music and threw her support behind legislation that would regulate male sperm.

“Here”s something that I learned that is fascinating, and it’s this: Scientists have found that sperms cells smell,” Silverman said during her set, according to the Huffington Post. “Like I know sperm smells, but sperm cells have the sense of smell, and you know what that means: Sperm is life.”

“And you know what that means,” she quipped. “We’ve gotta legislate that sh*t.”

To Silverman, male sperm and a fetus growing inside a women’s womb are analogous.

The rationale behind her plan to regulate men’s sperm flows from the fact that multiple states already require women to undergo an ultrasound examination, showing them their baby, in utero, before they make the decision to abort the pregnancy.

So, Silverman says, if the law mandates that women submit to an ultrasound before aborting a life, then men should be subject to a similar procedure whenever they ejaculate.

“What we’ll do is, it’s a real simple procedure,” she joked. “We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra … then down into your testicular sack.”

“We’re going to show you the ultrasound, so you can see the life in your balls,” she said.

As one of Hollywood’s most vulgar liberal comics, Silverman took a brief break from bashing Christians and made headlines when she announced her support for Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton.

Silverman was 1 of 128 celebrities to sign an open letter endorsing the socialist senator from Vermont’s bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Some might try to defend her comments by saying she's a comedian but remember there's many a true word spoken in jest.
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A feminazi comedian trying to be funny but fails.

Color me surprised.

She stopped being funny years ago and is still trying to stay relevant.

She's trolling people who talk about the regulation of abortion.


This is a non story.

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She is irrelevant.

Could this thread be closed please.
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I chalk that up to just another thing men do better than women.
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RE: Sarah Silverman Wants Laws to "Legislate" Male Masturbation
She's not hot anymore but still wants the attention.

But boy did she used to be hot.
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You could look at this thread as being about Sarah Silverman and deem it irrelevant if you want. I was looking at it from the perspective of giving us a thread to discuss the flaws in her logic, not so much talk about why she's an idiot for saying it.

I found a quote from this website I thought was good:

http://liveactionnews.org/three-things-a...lly-arent/

Quote:This is something I hear often. “Gee, I guess if abortion is wrong, so is masturbation, since it kills sperm.” Or from the ladies: “If abortion is wrong, I guess I should have a memorial service every time I get my period.”

Remarks like these cause what I call The Jon Stewart Effect in some people: it sounds true if you don’t think about it too hard, and it’s sort of funny. The combination – sounds true + sorta funny – makes people laugh and nod and agree, feeling smart and superior to all the silly pro-lifers assigning humanity to something no more a person than a sperm.

The problem is there is a major and essential difference between an embryo and a sperm or egg. A sperm or egg is a component of a human being. An embryo is a whole human being, from the moment if begins to exist.

But if the mods don't see value in this thread, by all means close it.
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Can we all just ignore her and let her float off into irrelevance?

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I have an answer for her:




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(05-24-2016 06:57 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I have an answer for her:




^ That's hilarious. I'll give him points for creativity.
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Hah, this video was posted in the other sarahsilverman thread, made me download and watch that movie, damn good.

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(05-24-2016 06:37 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  You could look at this thread as being about Sarah Silverman and deem it irrelevant if you want. I was looking at it from the perspective of giving us a thread to discuss the flaws in her logic, not so much talk about why she's an idiot for saying it.

Don't get me wrong, I found this story interesting and thus think the thread has value... but you want to discuss the logic behind the idea that sperm cells are morally equivalent to fetuses? Laugh And I'm not even a pro-lifer.

Sometimes, a statement is so self-evidently retarded that you feel stupid even for arguing against it. This is like trying to reason with a 3 year old who insists that a TV is a box with people inside of it.
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(05-24-2016 07:44 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Hah, this video was posted in the other sarahsilverman thread, made me download and watch that movie, damn good.

Yeah that's where I originally saw it. But, gold.

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Quote:Don't get me wrong, I found this story interesting and thus think the thread has value... but you want to discuss the logic behind the idea that sperm cells are morally equivalent to fetuses? Laugh And I'm not even a pro-lifer.

The fact we've talked about how feminists want to control male sexuality (e.g. discouraging males from heterosexual sex, being against sex dolls, etc.) and this being an example of a popular female "comedian" coming out to say she thinks male masturbation should be "legislated" whether she was "joking" or not was something I was curious to see what other RVF'ers might think about it. But again, if the thread was a misfire, it's a misfire. I'm OK with it being closed.

Quote:Sometimes, a statement is so self-evidently retarded that you feel stupid even for arguing against it. This is like trying to reason with a 3 year old who insists that a TV is a box with people inside of it.

Well, I agree with what you're saying. But since we do discuss many other things feminists/SJWs do that are self-evidently retarded, I figured this, too, was fair game.
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Doesnt she realize no one gives a crap about her views on anything?

I dont remember the last time i saw her on television for any reason. Maybe she is trying to "relevant" herself socially.
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If men were forced to stop masturbating, women would no longer have the right to vote. Look at what NoFap does to men. I fully support Sarah Silverman.
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No problem Sarah.
Just, how about you girls dispose of -all- your dildos & vibrators first.

Be 'strong' & 'empowered' & so us men how it's done...
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RE: Sarah Silverman Wants Laws to "Legislate" Male Masturbation
(05-24-2016 05:44 PM)kaotic Wrote:  She's trolling people who talk about the regulation of abortion.

This is a non story.

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Admittedly, I've never been a fan of Sarah Silverman. But after watching this video from Gavin McInnes I liked her even less. Some of her comments during her interview with Vanity Fair are not only idiotic but clearly pandering to the PC-Brigade. I suppose this is to be expected given that she lives in Hollywood, an unapologetic leftist echo chamber, though. It seems she's transitioned from being a shock comic willing to offend both sides of the political aisle to being just another SJW like all the rest.





As I said, if this topic was a misfire I have no problem with the thread being closed.
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(05-24-2016 06:28 PM)beta_plus Wrote:  She's not hot anymore but still wants the attention.

But boy did she used to be hot.

Agreed. Can't stand her comedy (which isn't even real comedy just stuff that would come out of a typical 8 year old's mouth) but she was pretty hot playing a sex counselor in one of the episodes of The League.
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Her argument is so transparently nonsensical I feel dumber for commenting on it ....

... but a pile of bricks does not constitute a house. How is this not obvious?

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All women would love to legislate everything about a man, right down to sexual thoughts. It's the only power they have over us.
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High-profile Jewish women will often spout nonsense (third-wave feminism being the most egregious example) and just by looking at Silverman and listening to her talk you can tell she is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

They are predisposed to it.

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(05-25-2016 10:22 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  High-profile Jewish women will often spout nonsense . . . They are predisposed to it.

Low profile too.
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She has always been the enemy. If you ever listened to her talk and realized what she stood for, none of it was ever good. None.
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Didnt George Orwell predict that in the future (now is the future relative to his time) people would attempt to "abolish the orgasm"? I mean, most of his other predictions are coming alive, never thought this one would actually even make news. This is some real 1984 type shit.

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