Post: #1

I was inspired by this when I seen on facebook Ricky Gervais asked for offensive jokes.. so share the most offensive jokes you can.

I'll start.

Quote:A daughter asked her dad if he could borrow the car for the night. He dropped his pants and said "yeah you can borrow it if you suck my dick".. "dad are you serious"..

After a while shes like "your dick tastes like shit"

"Yeah thats right your brothers got the car"

Post: #2

What's the best thing about twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?

Getting the blood off of your clown suit.

Post: #3

Where do you hide a niggers welfare slip?
Under his work boots.

Haha etc... Nothing good will come of this thread. Only ammo for our enemies.

Post: #4

Yeah, this is going shut-down really quick but I got a few good ones:

Q:What do a call a White girl with a yeast infection?
A: A cracker with cheese.

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Black man?
A: A pizza can feed a whole family.

Q: What did Dale Earnhard and Hitler have in common?
A: They both died before they could finish a race.

Post: #5

Q: How do you starve a college student?

A: Hide mommy's credit card under a bar of soap.

Post: #6

Did you hear about the Japanese man who tried to fake his own death?




His family didn't bereave him.

Post: #7

(05-13-2016 08:13 AM)redonion Wrote:  Did you hear about the Japanese man who tried to fake his own death?




His family didn't bereave him.

You know what Japanese guys do when they have an erection?

They vote.

Aloha!

Post: #8

Told this one elsewhere already, but it seems to fit the above two:

What does a Chinaman call his pet lion?

Ryan

Post: #9

Do you know what I love about minority women?
Plundering their pussy is like being the first European explorers to discover the jungle.

Post: #10

What are the 3 hardest things for a black man to get?

1 Credit
2 A taxi
3 A job

Post: #11

Little boy to his dad:

-Daddy, It hurts!

1 mn later:

-Daddy, It hurts!

1 mn later:

-Daddy, It hurts!

- Ok ok son, I am pulling out.





A young 5 yo girl says to her mother: Mommy, I know when my elder sister is on her period.

The mother is shocked, but still asks her how does she know it

- I know it because when she is on her period, Daddy's dick does taste different

Post: #12

I posted this somewhere else. It's from here: http://www.bash.org/?146822

Reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA! and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied 'domesticate another animal.'

Post: #13

This one time I was smashing a girl from behind, and I gave her the ol' thumb to the asshole test. She looks over her shoulder and says "That's very presumptuous of you".

And I said, "Presumptuous? That's a big word for an eight year old"

Post: #14

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's the difference between a mexican and Jesus Christ ?

Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of a Mexican.

Post: #15

Kinda of a dupe. There are a lot of joke threads, among them:

/thread-10476.html
/thread-32002.html

Post: #16

Damn, ok cool i'll have a look at the other joke threads too. Some good ones so far though hahaha

Post: #17

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You'd run away too if your name was
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