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Does anyone here has experience of drawing attention from a 7 or above by wearing a Mankini and closed from there ?

A few places where this game has worked for me is the beach , beach festivals and music festivals , occasionally at apres-ski's at the chalets by the warm fire .

A mankini doesn't only establish your ability to laugh at yourself but also the fact that you are proud to display your package and while it can be a joke on some Kazakh dude with a moustache and hairy bottom it can do wonders for someone toned with the right attributes .

Please share your success stories or failures and mention your ethnicity and build to help comprehend .

As my first official Post I wanted to share my well preserved personal gaming secret .

Post: #2

This shit keeps getting better and better.



Borat is true alpha. High-five!

Post: #3

Some buddies of mine sport this swimwear on the beaches of Florida. I myself have toyed with the idea, but sadly haven't mustered the balls to put mine on display as such.

Post: #4

Hahaha is it funny that I had a story for the blind girls thread and also for this thread!

My mate decided to wear a mankini to the beach town near me years ago when the Borat dvd come out and they come with the dvd. And this is in a place you wouldn't expect it cos it's not like a city where you'd usually come across mental things.

It got some pretty good reactions, girls being like "ahh" and running away, and I was going up to girls trying to introduce him like "do you think it will help him meet girls" and they were like "nooo". So it didn't work for him but it was fucking funny.

Maybe if he wasn't really hairy and was in better shape it might have.

He also tried to wear it to a nightclub and they said "nah mate you'll get bashed in that you can't come in".

Anyway, I admire the posters dedication by actually naming himself Mankiniman hahaha