Post: #26

Any time I've picked up a cake (kid's birthday, etc.), the cake writer usually shows me the cake before they pack it away. I Inspect the cake to make sure the names are spelled right and it's what I ordered.



Fuck that, I call bullshit on the pastor.

Post: #27

I wish I got a surprise when I bought a cake!

Post: #28

(04-19-2016 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-19-2016 02:04 AM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

Quote:I'm sure Whole Foods will cave in and try to show their support with a line of gay pasta.

Prolapse Pene™?

Aasaroni

Fagghetti

Post: #29

Here's the pastor's "church"
http://churchofopendoors.org/

The image on this page sums it up for me:
http://www.placestogoinaustin.com/places...pen-Doors/

Post: #30

How the fuck can someone be a "gay pastor" anyway??

Post: #31

By being in America ^ thats how. You don't see too many of them outside western countries.


By the way, looking at the FAG text it seems like it was done differently to the LOVE WINS. It was probably done rushed or by someone else.

Look at the S and the G. The S is very well presented but the G is fucking sloppy, like someone was not paying attention and due care which is paramount when making cakes.

Post: #32

(04-19-2016 07:13 AM)Matsufubu Wrote:  

(04-19-2016 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-19-2016 02:04 AM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

Quote:I'm sure Whole Foods will cave in and try to show their support with a line of gay pasta.

Prolapse Pene™?

Aasaroni

Fagghetti

Post: #33

1. Him being a gay pastor he already lacks credibility. 2. No one on earth would pick up a cake and not look down at it to see its at least the right cake let alone for correct spelling. 3. Any legit person would have filmed it at the whole foods. Who the fuck wouldn't immediately turn their car around and go back.

Post: #34

I would check his credit card transactions and the footage from his visit. Somewhere along the way he has to buy colored icing to try and match. I know what I am talking about I watch crime shows.

Post: #35

(04-19-2016 08:37 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Post: #36

I've worked in supermarkets and I've watched the cake ladies do their designs. If they presented a sloppy G or those thin, rushed lines in the F and A to a customer they'd at least get a talking to from their manager. They're quite careful and have plenty of techniques to fix their errors. It's so obvious this fag is lying.

Post: #37

Stuff like this is why I believe we need tort reform.

When a gay couple can win $100 grand because their feelings were hurt due to not being given a gay wedding cake, it just inspires more opportunists looking for a "get rich quick" scheme.

If I could I would reform the system so that the plantiff can never earn more than a minimum amount in puntative damages; any extra puntatitve damages would be donated to a charity of their choice; this would cut back on these frivolous lawsuits.

Post: #38

Gay pastor writes fag on a gay cake.



So much is going on in that one sentence.

Post: #39

"Church of open doors"

Post: #40

(04-19-2016 12:06 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  "Church of open doors"

Just the back doors, mind.

Post: #41

I doubt he will actually sue, my gut tells me this was more of a PR play to promote his gay friendly church and gain members. The gay pastor thing may seem contradictory but it is nothing new, Protestant churches in Canada are full of Gay Lesbian and SJW pastors and have been for a long time. Even back in the 80's the Pastor at my Grandfathers Church was preaching about womens lib and accused him of oppressing my Grandmother because she was a stay at home mom, ridiculous. The Orthodox Church might be the last vestige of Christian traditional family values left in the west, everything anglo is decrepit and dying.

Post: #42

(04-18-2016 10:12 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  In my dream court proceeding:

Judge: Sir, you say that you found the word "fag" written on your cake that you purchased from Whole Foods?
GayPastor: Yes, by Johnny, the bakery boy.
Judge: Johnny, did you do this?
Johnny: Yes, sir.
Judge *Turning to GayPastor*: Why are you suing Whole Foods over what this wimpy highschool part time worker did?
GayPastor: THEY CALLED ME A FAG. I'm so hurt by this, I've lost sleep and had to get my friend to cover my shifts at the church because I couldn't stop crying!
Judge: Son, I was called a faggot all the time when I was a kid because I was a scrawny little boy. I never cried about it, I just sucked it up and accepted that some people are assholes.
*Turning to Johnny*
Johnny, what you did was mean and wrong. Will you apologize to this man and in so doing I will drop all charges?
Johnny: ....Yes, yes sir! I'm sorry for writing that on your cake, GayPastor.
GayPastor *Eyes start welling with tears*
Judge: Okay, we're done here. Now get the fuck out of here before I fine you for contempt, faggot.

In my dream court proceeding:

Judge: Sir, you say that you found the word "fag" written on your cake that you purchased from Whole Foods?
GayPastor: Yes, by Johnny, the bakery boy.
Judge: Johnny, did you do this?
Johnny: Yes, sir.
Judge *Turning to GayPastor*: Why are you suing Whole Foods over what this wimpy highschool part time worker did?
GayPastor: THEY CALLED ME A FAG...
Judge: But son, you actually are a fag, are you not? Remember you are under oath...
GayPastor: Well, yes, your honor, but...
Judge: Case dismissed, no ground for complaint. Faggot fined for frivolous lawsuit. Next.

Post: #43

Quote:We stand behind our bakery team member

Post: #44

Also, how did the young "bakery team member" know that this pastor was indeed a gay? The "pastor" doesn't look like a trans, it is therefore not obvious from a quick glance that he is gay...

So, my point is, the young "bakery team member" knew that, because the gay pastor made a pass at him? at his workplace, namely the bakery... which would make it sexual harassment and if the young "bakery team member" is a minor, it could lead the gay pastor into legal troubles.

I'd bet it is what happened: The young "bakery team member" was bothered, harassed by the gay pastor, and as a revenge, he wrote that on the cake. No way an American employee would have written that without a precise reason.

Post: #45

Annnnnnd Whole Foods releases security footage debunking his story, and are planning to sue him for fraud.....

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/04/18/...ole-foods/

Post: #46

Here is the security cam video:





Watch the cashier at the bottom-right. The sticker is ON TOP of the box. The cashier scans it with a handheld scanner.

What's more, Pastor Jordan definitely looks down at the box as he places it on the counter, and again when he picks it up.

http://media.wholefoodsmarket.com/news/u...e-response

Quote:After a deeper investigation of Mr. Brown’s claim, we believe his accusations are fraudulent and we intend to take legal action against both Mr. Brown and his attorney.

Post: #47

Even Whole Foods isn't going to take any SJW BS.

Props to them backing their employee, and I hate Whole Foods.

Post: #48

(04-19-2016 03:26 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  Here is the security cam video:





Watch the cashier at the bottom-right. The sticker is ON TOP of the box. The cashier scans it with a handheld scanner.

What's more, Pastor Jordan definitely looks down at the box as he places it on the counter, and again when he picks it up.

http://media.wholefoodsmarket.com/news/u...e-response

Quote:After a deeper investigation of Mr. Brown’s claim, we believe his accusations are fraudulent and we intend to take legal action against both Mr. Brown and his attorney.

Whole Foods wasn't lying: the cashier really looks like a hipster faggot.

Post: #49

(04-19-2016 01:19 PM)Going strong Wrote:  Also, how did the young "bakery team member" know that this pastor was indeed a gay? The "pastor" doesn't look like a trans, it is therefore not obvious from a quick glance that he is gay...

So, my point is, the young "bakery team member" knew that, because the gay pastor made a pass at him? at his workplace, namely the bakery... which would make it sexual harassment and if the young "bakery team member" is a minor, it could lead the gay pastor into legal troubles.

I'd bet it is what happened: The young "bakery team member" was bothered, harassed by the gay pastor, and as a revenge, he wrote that on the cake. No way an American employee would have written that without a precise reason.

The pastor wrote "fag" himself. The word "fag" looks subtly, but noticeably, different from the other writing.

Post: #50

(04-19-2016 05:48 PM)Walker Wrote:  

(04-19-2016 01:19 PM)Going strong Wrote:  Also, how did the young "bakery team member" know that this pastor was indeed a gay? The "pastor" doesn't look like a trans, it is therefore not obvious from a quick glance that he is gay...

So, my point is, the young "bakery team member" knew that, because the gay pastor made a pass at him? at his workplace, namely the bakery... which would make it sexual harassment and if the young "bakery team member" is a minor, it could lead the gay pastor into legal troubles.

I'd bet it is what happened: The young "bakery team member" was bothered, harassed by the gay pastor, and as a revenge, he wrote that on the cake. No way an American employee would have written that without a precise reason.

The pastor wrote "fag" himself. The word "fag" looks subtly, but noticeably, different from the other writing.

Funny thing is, the painted letters "fag" on the cake, themselves look ... faggoty. Like they were painted by a child... or a fag.