Post: #1

I've put this here and not in Game, as when I say "hypothetical" I also mean "very close to 0.00000000000000000% chance of this happening." But they're fun and get guys thinking, and others can propose their own scenarios.

Scenario:

You have been abducted by aliens, and the ship crashes onto a planet that has been terraformed by the same aliens into a primeval earth with ice age earth species on the planet.

The ship is massive (kilometers long and hundreds of meters high), and the nature of the architecture of the ship makes it psychologically difficult ( spooky factor) to stay in very long.

Initial explorations into the ship reveals a small cargo hold that has some Earth based supplies - food, clothes, camping gear, guns, ammo, all with alien labels on each object. After a couple days, you are able to discern that when the ship crashed, the aliens and the other human men died. You find a group of 8 human women, whom you find to be from above average to very pretty. They are from your culture and personalities range from pleasant to feminist. Unfortunately, you realize they are all mildly pregnant, and claim whatever is inside of them is human. The terrain is temperate and you think it is spring. Winter is coming.

How do you establish yourself as an alpha male, create a harem and survive?

Inspiration: The opposite in a way of a common male fantasy seen in jokes and on the internet "I want to win the lottery/get some huge amount of money, buy a small tropical island, and have a harem of beautiful women." From fantasy to nightmare.

Post: #2

The way Spanish Conquistadors did it.

Kill the native men, fuck and impregnate their women. If the women are pregnant already ... induce an abortion through poison or clubbing and then impregnate them (the conquistadors actually did that).

That's how Latinas were created.

Post: #3

When I read the title, I thought this thread was about game theory, as in political science or economics, with formal models, rational choice-making, etc. The beginning even sort of read like a rational choice-based game.

Since it's not, Anabasis's method is about the only way to do it.

Post: #4

Male bear game.

I like it!

Post: #5

(04-14-2016 10:01 PM)Tex Wrote:  When I read the title, I thought this thread was about game theory, as in political science or economics, with formal models, rational choice-making, etc. The beginning even sort of read like a rational choice-based game.

I wasn't sure if I should say "Theoretical Game" Or "Game Game Theory" I'll ask a mod to change it.

Post: #6

(04-14-2016 10:11 PM)Tytalus Wrote:  

(04-14-2016 10:01 PM)Tex Wrote:  When I read the title, I thought this thread was about game theory, as in political science or economics, with formal models, rational choice-making, etc. The beginning even sort of read like a rational choice-based game.

I wasn't sure if I should say "Theoretical Game" Or "Game Game Theory" I'll ask a mod to change it.

I don't think it's that serious, it's pretty obvious what you meant now.

I just got excited for a second

Post: #7

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Post: #8

Karla was the prom queen.

Post: #9

(04-15-2016 01:50 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Go back in time, swap buses and start a band.

Post: #10

(04-14-2016 09:56 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  The way Spanish Conquistadors did it.

Kill the native men, fuck and impregnate their women. If the women are pregnant already ... induce an abortion through poison or clubbing and then impregnate them (the conquistadors actually did that).

That's how Latinas were created.

It'd be better to kill the infants at birth.

Post: #11

8 women plus 1 man would be some pretty bad inbreeding, so letting them have the children would at least ensure that your own offspring can themselves eventually mate with non-relatives.

I wouldn't be terribly worried about the fetuses being aliens, it'd be easier to get a dog pregnant and give birth to a werewolf than to try and crossbreed between two completely different biologies.