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RE: Carrie needs advice!
OP, I'm going to need to see your tits.

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RE: Carrie needs advice!
(04-01-2016 10:06 PM)WalkingMan Wrote:  No problem. America needs more stay at home mom's Smile Learnvest was literally made for financially-ignorant 20 somethings. It's worth it.

I'm definitely telling my boyfriend about it Smile Anyway I've got what I came for, I think you're about as useful as it's going to get here. kudos to you and the other two who actually helped.
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RE: Carrie needs advice!
Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.
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RE: Carrie needs advice!
(04-01-2016 09:34 PM)Suits Wrote:  [Image: W0flgIF.jpg]

That is a picture of her bush. I mean, I like 70s porn and bush but not that much bush.

Now OP show us a picture of your tits.


(04-01-2016 09:59 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 09:50 PM)WalkingMan Wrote:  You sound young. And if that's the case, it's all the more important for your husband to sign up for life insurance. I have it and I'm not even married.

Yeah, 20 and financially retarded Smile I really do appreciate it, you've been one of the only two people to actually post anything helpful or even related to the thread.

Er, make that 3.

You must be a dumb piece of shit to go to this forum, thinking you would get any help. Please don't breed. I say breed because I think that is what they call it when cows have offspring.

(04-01-2016 10:03 PM)WalkingMan Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:01 PM)TheSlayer Wrote:  Otherwise we all know this is a great April Fool's joke being run by some SJW.

Oh shit never even thought about that lol. She sounds real to me. Either that or these SJWs are getting smarter.

Don't give her advice. I couldn't find one that said don't feed the hambeast. Smile
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(04-01-2016 10:17 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Sanders supporter?

To be perfectly honest with you, I'm not as concerned with politics as I should be. I don't really know enough about all of the candidates to make an informed decision, but from what I've heard, Sanders is too left wing for me. I support the raising of the minimum wage but nearly doubling it is an awful idea; minimum wage isn't supposed to be livable, it's supposed to be a starter job.
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RE: Carrie needs advice!
(04-01-2016 09:36 PM)WalkingMan Wrote:  Am I on 4chan? Here is a girl who is willing to become the opposite of what we all complain about, and you guys don't want to help her out?

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RE: Carrie needs advice!
(04-01-2016 10:22 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.

To my knowledge, none of you are boo. No tits for you.
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RE: Carrie needs advice!
(04-01-2016 10:26 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:22 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.

To my knowledge, none of you are boo. No tits for you.

That's fine. I'm an ass man anyway. I'll be waiting.
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(04-01-2016 10:26 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:22 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.

To my knowledge, none of you are boo. No tits for you.

Make up your mind, stay or go.

But if you stay.
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(04-01-2016 10:26 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:22 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.

To my knowledge, none of you are boo. No tits for you.

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Carrie needs a kick in the ass.

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(04-01-2016 10:25 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:17 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Sanders supporter?

To be perfectly honest with you, I'm not as concerned with politics as I should be. I don't really know enough about all of the candidates to make an informed decision, but from what I've heard, Sanders is too left wing for me. I support the raising of the minimum wage but nearly doubling it is an awful idea; minimum wage isn't supposed to be livable, it's supposed to be a starter job.

Why don't you go give your boyfriend a well deserved BJ, or better yet bring a girl home for him since it seems like he is working 66 hours a week to support your fat ass.

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Which one of you phaggots is this?

Reveal yourself shitlord
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I want to go! But then people post funny things. Someone ban me so i can leave Sad

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(04-01-2016 10:31 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  Which one of you phaggots is this?

Reveal yourself shitlord

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I think people like the OP should have to have 100 posts before starting a thread. If it's a troll, before 100 posts they will already get bored and disappear or get found out and banned. If they're not a troll, then their reward is a genuine response.

Also… It's April 1.
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(04-01-2016 10:23 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Don't give her advice. I couldn't find one that said don't feed the hambeast. Smile
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Just make one in MS paint, dur.

Also lol, I keep forgetting it's April Fools day. My dad's birthday is today so I've always associated it more with that.
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People giving advice to a troll on April 1st.

Classic.

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Didn't something like this happen before and a bunch of forum members contacted the female troll, trying to be white knights?
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(04-01-2016 10:30 PM)LeeEnfield303 Wrote:  Carrie needs a kick in the ass.

It is entirely possible you could end up hurting yourself when your foot bounces off her fat ass and kicks you.

(04-01-2016 10:34 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Didn't something like this happen before and a bunch of forum members contacted the female troll, trying to be white knights?

Yes.

(04-01-2016 10:26 PM)Carrie Wrote:  
(04-01-2016 10:22 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Second thought, what if they're the nasty kinda tits?

I'd hope someone is quick with eye bleach.

To my knowledge, none of you are boo. No tits for you.
I bet she is one of those cursed fat girls, fat but no tits Laugh

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(04-01-2016 10:23 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Don't give her advice. I couldn't find one that said don't feed the hambeast. Smile
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It took some searching, but I finally found it.

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(04-01-2016 10:34 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Didn't something like this happen before and a bunch of forum members contacted the female troll, trying to be white knights?

See my link back on page 2.

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0 PMs so far. I'm honestly not even a troll, is it really that unbelievable to you guys that some women actually want to be housewives?
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This is the best April Fools post evar. Thanks, guys.

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Not banned yet? Roosh and Soma must be busy crushing puss.

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What is it with women trying to join male only clubs? Thankfully they can't stand the taste of cigars or I would have no peace of mind.

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