Post: #51

RARE DO NOT STEAL OR REPRODUCE!

Post: #52

(10-10-2016 02:17 PM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  RARE DO NOT STEAL OR REPRODUCE!

Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Post: #53

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 02:17 PM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  RARE DO NOT STEAL OR REPRODUCE!

Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Post: #54

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

Post: #55

(10-10-2016 10:39 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

This. Only woman I'd whiteknight.

Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception.

I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

Post: #56

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 10:39 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

This. Only woman I'd whiteknight.

Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception.

I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

Post: #57

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 10:39 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

This. Only woman I'd whiteknight.

Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception.

I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

Post: #58

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 10:39 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

This. Only woman I'd whiteknight.

Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception.

I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

Post: #59

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  <snip>

Post: #60

Quote:I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

I get the rest, but what's the deal with "Chauncie"?

Post: #61

I was hoping for at least two pages of unbroken "dafuq?" memes.

Post: #62

(10-13-2016 10:07 PM)RIslander Wrote:  I was hoping for at least two pages of unbroken "dafuq?" memes.

Post: #63

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

This man needs to be institutionalized.

This is what he has to put up with:

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 10:39 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(10-10-2016 05:58 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Pancake nipples, 2/10 WNB

Fight me IRL

This. Only woman I'd whiteknight.

Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception.

I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.

Post: #64

Now i actually believe He did Kill His Wife!

Post: #65

Post: #66

RVF, you have not updated this thread in approximately 14 days.



Mrs. Trump is here to correct your behaviour.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #67

I see your rare ivanka and trade you a tiffany







TEAM TIFFANY

Post: #68

(10-19-2016 06:58 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  

^^^ NOTHING trumps this one, sorry. Ivanka for the win.

Post: #69

(10-31-2016 08:03 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  RVF, you have not updated this thread in approximately 14 days.



Mrs. Trump is here to correct your behaviour.

I can die happy after seeing that.

(10-31-2016 08:12 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  I see your rare ivanka and trade you a tiffany







TEAM TIFFANY

Start your own thread for her.

Post: #70

There are many Tiffanys in the world. There is only 1 Ivanka.

Post: #71

She's half Czech though



Wiki:Ivanka Trump speaks English and French. Unlike her brother Donald Jr., she has only elementary knowledge of her mother's native language, Czech.
Her mother Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) is from Zlín, my hometown...
Edit: Didn't realize this topic is in Politics & War. Sorry for posting here.
Here you have super rare picture as my apology (Ivanka bottom right)
   

Post: #72

OK, thanks to Fender_Bender, let's calm down a little bit:

Post: #73

you know you want it

Post: #74

(10-11-2016 11:20 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  Would call her and say:
I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.

Post: #75