Post: #601

Man, I have been wanting to see Choco for a long time. Let us know how it goes.

Isn't that place still risky with guerillas?

Post: #602

(01-11-2017 03:54 PM)churros Wrote:  Man, I have been wanting to see Choco for a long time. Let us know how it goes.

Isn't that place still risky with guerillas?

Ya but that's half the fun.

Post: #603

(01-11-2017 04:09 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(01-11-2017 03:54 PM)churros Wrote:  Man, I have been wanting to see Choco for a long time. Let us know how it goes.

Isn't that place still risky with guerillas?

Ya but that's half the fun.

So can we assume the the other half are la coca and las putas?

Post: #604

(01-11-2017 04:20 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(01-11-2017 04:09 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(01-11-2017 03:54 PM)churros Wrote:  Man, I have been wanting to see Choco for a long time. Let us know how it goes.

Isn't that place still risky with guerillas?

Ya but that's half the fun.

So can we assume the the other half are la coca and las putas?

SIIIIIIIII

Post: #605

(01-11-2017 03:54 PM)churros Wrote:  Isn't that place still risky with guerillas?

RIP Harambe.

Post: #606

(01-11-2017 11:34 AM)scotian Wrote:  Guys I'm planning some off-the-beaten-path travel to the wilderness of Choco department (Pacific coast) for a few days then taking an eight hour river boat to banana country (Turbo, Caribbean Antioquia). From there I will continue onto Cartagena by bus then fly to Isla San Andres for a week then back to Cartagena. If any of you are interested in joining me, let me know. Here's what my rough itinerary will look like:

January 18: Fly from Medellin to Quibdo (150.000P), try to scoop up a local girl to take to Nuqui

January 21: Go to Nuqui with a girl and a big bag of ganja, go surfing and get high and play with turtles and do some fishing

January 24: 8 hour boat to Turbo, stay there for 2-3 days

January 27: Bus to Cartagena, hang out there for a couple of days

February 1: Fly to San Andres, go diving, smoke more weed, chill out on the beach

Just out of curiosity, how are you going to get the boat from Nuqui to Turbo?

Post: #607

The boat leaves from Quibdo, I'll have to fly to Nuqui and back before taking the boat.

Post: #608

Does anyone know what's better these days, especially for Bogota, colombiancupid or latamcupid?

Gracias

Post: #609

Guys, any recommendations for good bars for milfs in Bogotá?

Post: #610

(01-19-2017 02:24 AM)expatinlocombia Wrote:  Guys, any recommendations for good bars for milfs in Bogotá?

Milfs in Colombia... isnt that like any girl over 20 lol

Post: #611

(01-19-2017 02:40 AM)Prince Charming Wrote:  

(01-19-2017 02:24 AM)expatinlocombia Wrote:  Guys, any recommendations for good bars for milfs in Bogotá?

Milfs in Colombia... isnt that like any girl over 20 lol

Funny.

Post: #612

Anyone in Bogota? PM me, let's get weird

Post: #613

(01-19-2017 12:44 AM)zanetti Wrote:  Does anyone know what's better these days, especially for Bogota, colombiancupid or latamcupid?

Gracias

Both can work. Colombian Cupid tends to have more responsive chicks throughout all of Colombia.

Post: #614

From all internet options i fucked from col.cupid the most. But if you speak spanish its even better.cause most dont speak english. Got like at the end 7 girls in 10 days to fuck 90% one night stand. Due to i could speak basic spanish.promised them only to watch a movie without "touching" haha watched all thr time the same movie, but never finished watching it.

Post: #615

^I'd ask you to drop a data sheet but your punctuation and lack of capital letters is so bad that I don't think I could get through it, thanks for the information anyway.

Post: #616

Anybody going to be in Barranquilla for the carnaval, I wouldn't mind splitting a place to make it cheaper.

Post: #617

Hey bud, ill be in Barranquilla for almost all of Feb and half of March.
I've already got a place but would love to meet up to day game,
I've heard the approach opportunities are excellent.

Hit me up on PM, Also, i've posted a Meetup for Barranquilla and Carnaval:
/thread-60970...rranquilla

(01-27-2017 09:20 PM)Saladin Wrote:  Anybody going to be in Barranquilla for the carnaval, I wouldn't mind splitting a place to make it cheaper.

Post: #618

I recently spent some time in the Gulf of Uraba in northern Antioquia department, here's some details about my trip to Apartado-Turbo-Necocli:

Apartado: This is the biggest city in the region, at about 115,000 it still pretty small but its the best of these three towns to visit if you're in the area. The area isn't known for much other than bananas and lots of cocaine smuggling.

Logistics: I flew there from Medellin on Satena, I showed up at the city centre airport and paid 215,000 pesos and was on a flight within an hour. Arriving at the airport its easy to see why the area is synonymous with bananas, the landing strip is surrounded by plantations as is the entire area from the airport to the hotel area. I didn't do any planning at all, so I asked a local guy on the plane how far the hotels were and he offered me a lift with his family, which I gladly accepted and that saved me about 30,000 pesos

Hotels: There is a zona rosa in the city where all the hotels and decent night life are, I stayed at a cheap place called Hotel William Sanchez, good AC and WIFI for 60,000 pesos. There's plenty of restaurants nearby and its about 3 blocks from the bars and night clubs. You'll definitely want to stay in this area because its safe and this is where all of the action is.

Night life: As mentioned above, all of the action is around Parque Barrio Ortiz which as the name suggests, is a park. Its in a triangle shape and the surrounding streets are full of small restaurants, tiendas selling booze and bars/clubs. I forget the names but there is a Bendito Seas there, the same as in Medellin although I"m not sure if they have all you can drink on Thursdays.

My time there: I arrived at the hotel at around 4pm, checked in then ate in Parque Ortiz where I decided to return later in the night (it was a Saturday). I went to the only decent shopping mall in the city which was pretty since it was recently built, has a decent food court and a cinema. I don't remember seeing too many decent looking women there on a Saturday early evening. I ended up hanging out in the park and drinking a bunch of beers, I was alone and wasn't really in the mood to be social, so I just drank at a little tienda and watched people for a few hours. Here's some of the observations I made:

-Motor bikes are huge up there (like elsewhere on the coast), it was like being in Asia again and barely anyone wears helmets which is not like Medellin, Cali or Bogota at all.

-Its clean for a coastal city, the streets are well maintained and there isn't a bunch of garbage in them.

-Infrastructure is decent for a coastal city, the shopping mall is new and there's also a nice big new hospital and a nice big newish uni. The above two points may relate to the fact that Apartado is in Antioquia, one of the richest departments in the country.

-There's more blacks there than anywhere else in Antioquia or even other coastal cities, this probably has something to do with the banana plantations and the ports. Most of the people though are typical Costenos so morenos or whatever they're called, there isn't many white looking Paisa type people there.

-I saw a a few hot girls but most of them were buzzing by on scooters and motos, the talent didn't look that great at the bars and clubs but I didn't stay there late.

-I hit up what I thought was going to be a strip club but of course it turned out to be just a whore house haha, I sat down with a chick from Manizales and a Calena, got a bottle of guaro and then took them into a semi-private room for people who buy bottles. Once inside, we started doing shots then one of the girls suggested some of the devil's dandruff so I bought two bags and proceeded to do key bumps in the open. After a few songs a couple of more girls came in then next thing I know I'm dancing with all of them and one girl pulled out a bottle of poppers and I ended up sniffing that (not recommended!). So, there I was at 2am pretty loaded so I decided to call it quits before I spent more cash and got scolpo'ed or something stupid. The next day I woke up at noon and the hooker from Manizales whatsapped me (didn't remember giving her my number lol) and we went for lunch. So instead of checking out as planned, I went for lunch with this hooker then banged her in my hotel (fuckers charged me 15,000) for free.

Turbo/Necocli: The next day I planned to go to necocli to catch the boat to the beach town of Capurabanga (Choco, near Panama). I went to the bus terminal in Apartado and they put me in a collective taxi who took me to Turbo for 6,000 pesos from there I got on a bus which took me to Necocli. Apartado to Turbo was about a half an hour and then another 45 minutes to Necocli. Turbo is a ugly dump of a port city but Necocli is surprisingly nice, although hot as fuck. Silly me, I didn't check the time tables for the boat and at 1pm, I had missed it (the only boat leaves at 8am). So there I was stuck in Necocli, although there's some nice beach areas, its pretty small so I said fuck it and hopped on a five hour bus to Monteria, which sucks and I've already been there but its a decent sized city and has a cinema so I just smoked dope and went to a movie there before catching another five hour bus to Cartagena the next day, it looks like Capurabana will have to wait until next time.

Overall: The area is hot as balls and there isn't much to see or do in these three towns, if you do go, I recommend Apartado which is also a dump but the zona rosa area is surprisingly nice. I wouldn't want to live there but if for some reason you shacked up with a chick from there or want to visit an off-the-beaten path smaller city, there's worse places to visit.

Post: #619

Good scouting mission brother ^^. That last part with the hoes made me remember me in a club in Africa surrounded by 7 whores with their titties out. Didn´t pay shit, I was just the only white guy there so they figured my seating area was the place to be.

Post: #620

(01-27-2017 09:20 PM)Saladin Wrote:  Anybody going to be in Barranquilla for the carnaval, I wouldn't mind splitting a place to make it cheaper.

I'm going, but I'm basing myself in Cartengena. Down for a pint on the Sunday.

Post: #621

Did you meet any Cuban rapefugees in Turbo? I heard it was flooded with them.

Post: #622

Hey guys! I am planning to go to Mexico City and Colombia this summer, I have been in Colombia twice before (Medellin and Cali). I will spend one week in Mexico City (heard that ONS is very easy, cupid works well + a lot to do in city beside girls too), then I want to go 10 days to Colombia. Cali I want to visit again for 4-5 days, since it was too easy to get laid there last time. Nightlife was also fun. Medellin is my favorite city, but it's getting too Commercialized, lots of working girls and all that, so I thought after Cali I can go to Pereira (also maybe Manizales). After reading it seems like Pereira and Mainzales are quite boring cities durning beside girls? Is it something speical to see there or do? Cali I had a great time with girls and in the night, but daytime was very very boring, not much to see or do. And I thought if I go so far, okey I can have a bit boring time in Cali durning the day, but Pereira/Mainzales on the way, is it possible I can have some fun acticities or see something special there?

Post: #623

(02-09-2017 11:22 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Did you meet any Cuban rapefugees in Turbo? I heard it was flooded with them.

Dude I'm Canadian, I can't tell a Cubano from a Colombiano, I was only in the bus station for twenty minutes anyway so didn't notice anything. The bus was stopped a few minutes out of the terminal and the cops dragged me off and questioned me, the fact that I was taking the lancha (boat) from Necocli instead of Turbo raised some suspicions though but they didn't bust my balls too hard. Actually there's been a ton of African, South Asian and Arab refugees passing through the area lately trying to get to Panama on foot. The town I was supposed to go to, Capurabana, from there you can take a quick boat ride then walk across the Panama border in twenty minutes.

(02-15-2017 05:25 AM)Diego1993 Wrote:  Hey guys! I am planning to go to Mexico City and Colombia this summer, I have been in Colombia twice before (Medellin and Cali). I will spend one week in Mexico City (heard that ONS is very easy, cupid works well + a lot to do in city beside girls too), then I want to go 10 days to Colombia. Cali I want to visit again for 4-5 days, since it was too easy to get laid there last time. Nightlife was also fun. Medellin is my favorite city, but it's getting too Commercialized, lots of working girls and all that, so I thought after Cali I can go to Pereira (also maybe Manizales). After reading it seems like Pereira and Mainzales are quite boring cities durning beside girls? Is it something speical to see there or do? Cali I had a great time with girls and in the night, but daytime was very very boring, not much to see or do. And I thought if I go so far, okey I can have a bit boring time in Cali durning the day, but Pereira/Mainzales on the way, is it possible I can have some fun acticities or see something special there?

The coffee zone is my favourite area in the entire country because its very chill, has hot women, perfect weather and there's a shit ton of outdoor activities to do. Yes the nightlife isn't very good but I'm not a big club guy anymore so its fine for me, here's a few things to do in the area:

-Hiking to Cocora valley in Salento, worth an over night trip.
-Termales in Santa Rosa de Cabal, go to the more expensive ones its worth it, take a girl
-Hiking the Nevado Del Ruiz, its a volcano
-Tour a coffee finca, I've been to a couple and my favourite is a small family run one just ten minutes from the centre of Pereira called Cafe Don Manolo
-Bird watching, the coffee zone has the highest diversity of bird species of anywhere in the world
-Spending a few hours in quaint small towns like Chinchina and Finlandia
-Parque Del Cafe, an amusement park

There's lots more stuff to do but its mostly nature activities, so if you're not into that stuff then ya, the coffee zone may get a bit boring after a couple of days.

Post: #624

Thanks scotian, great tips! You think 4-5 days in Cali and 4-5 days in Pereira is enough?

Post: #625

Hi guys, I'm gonna hit bogota in less than 1 week.
First time in Colombia.

I'm planning on taking a 3 week Spanish course at Nueva Lengua.

I'm wondering if I should take the intensive Spanish course or the regular one + 5 hrs dance lessons.
For those who tried both intensive and regular, is there is big difference?

Also I will be looking for a cheap gym and maybe a MMA/kickboxing school. I will be staying in chapinero.

I'm down for any meet up as well !

Thank you guys