Post: #26

Basically some Indian race troll guy calling my sister up in the middle of the night with different numbers breathing heavy on the phone saying he's her biggest fan and that he misses her (they've never met).

I shouldn't have opened this thread because it was stupid and I should be able to deal with these problems offline, not because it wasn't going in the direction I hoped for.

You guys do make me laugh though!

Post: #27

(03-09-2016 12:07 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  You guys do make me laugh though! This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.

Fixed.

Post: #28

Still didn't go the way you hoped for

I'm loving these new threads lately.

Post: #29

Ok, but is the IRT located in UK or in India? That greatly affects your options.

Post: #30

Located in the UK.

Post: #31

(03-09-2016 12:07 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  Basically some Indian race troll guy calling my sister up in the middle of the night with different numbers breathing heavy on the phone saying he's her biggest fan and that he misses her (they've never met).

I shouldn't have opened this thread because it was stupid and I should be able to deal with these problems offline, not because it wasn't going in the direction I hoped for.

You guys do make me laugh though!

I live in a different time zone. That's why I call that late.

And tell your sister to stop playing hard to get. I said I'm hot and miss my fan. I threw my old phone against the fan and broke it. That's why I was breathing hard and called from a different number. Not that I was her biggest fan and miss her. Don't believe a word she says.

She's just salty I flaked on her one night and didn't ravish her. Tell her daddy will call next week and he will make sure to leave space in the schedule and bed for her.

Post: #32

(03-09-2016 12:07 PM)BambiNotForLong Wrote:  Basically some Indian race troll guy calling my sister up in the middle of the night with different numbers breathing heavy on the phone saying he's her biggest fan and that he misses her (they've never met).

I shouldn't have opened this thread because it was stupid and I should be able to deal with these problems offline, not because it wasn't going in the direction I hoped for.

You guys do make me laugh though!

How did he even get her number? Just tell her to tell him to stop contacting her, preferably in writing, and if he continues to contact her, have her seek the U.K. equivalent of a Peace Order and/or file criminal charges. You may also want to forward him Katie Nelson's information. I'm not sure if her Twitter privileges have been restored.

Post: #33

A new sim card should be around $10 and comes with a free number attached to it.

Post: #34

I misread the title first for Creepy guy massaging my sister

Post: #35

(03-09-2016 08:19 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  How did he even get her number?

"I thought he wanted to be friends," = "I thought he wanted to be in the friend zone with my other beta orbiters, who give me free validation,"

"but then he started being creepy." = "but then he started giving me validation that I don't like."

That, or the sister posted her number publicly, and/or gave it to an untrustworthy third-party (granted, may have seemed trustworthy at the time).

Post: #36

(03-10-2016 12:00 PM)262 Wrote:  

(03-09-2016 08:19 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  How did he even get her number?

"I thought he wanted to be friends," = "I thought he wanted to be in the friend zone with my other beta orbiters, who give me free validation,"

"but then he started being creepy." = "but then he started giving me validation that I don't like."

That, or the sister posted her number publicly, and/or gave it to an untrustworthy third-party (granted, may have seemed trustworthy at the time).

Katie Nelson would be a perfect fit for that bollocks.

Post: #37

(03-10-2016 10:11 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  I misread the title first for Creepy guy massaging my sister

Back in my porn watching days "massage creep" was on of my favorite searches. They were educational and entertaining.