Post: #26

This song is one big shit test.

Post: #27

(03-06-2016 02:29 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  This song is one big shit test.

Song is one big pile of shit.

Which makes sense because fatter girls have bigger shits than thin girls.

Post: #28

(03-06-2016 05:00 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 10:28 PM)Grodin Wrote:  She's a one trick Pony. Soon, nobody will know her name.

One trick elephant.


On a separate note - was this written by a pre-schooler?

Keeping the equine reference, I'd call her a one-trick Clydesdale.

Post: #29

The younger the fatty the bitchier the attitude (unfortunately talking from personal experience I have to admit).

Post: #30

Easier for her to say NO to a man than to a box of chocolate glazed doughnuts.

Post: #31

(03-06-2016 03:47 PM)lemko Wrote:  

(03-06-2016 05:00 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 10:28 PM)Grodin Wrote:  She's a one trick Pony. Soon, nobody will know her name.

One trick elephant.


On a separate note - was this written by a pre-schooler?

Keeping the equine reference, I'd call her a one-trick Clydesdale.

No. Clydesdales are beautiful, graceful creatures. One trick donkey is a better fit.

Post: #32

(03-06-2016 03:47 PM)lemko Wrote:  

(03-06-2016 05:00 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 10:28 PM)Grodin Wrote:  She's a one trick Pony. Soon, nobody will know her name.

One trick elephant.


On a separate note - was this written by a pre-schooler?

Keeping the equine reference, I'd call her a one-trick Clydesdale.

Negative. Look at those nose.



One-trick tapir.

Post: #33

Guys lets be real here, she's letting us know if she is marriageable material.

Post: #34

Guys, we're fat shaming. How dare we recommend that women be within healthy medical limits! How dare we!

Her BMI is somewhere between 28 and 33. But she's empowered!

Post: #35

(03-05-2016 11:30 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  An ugly fat girl singing about how every guy wants her.

A disturbing but predictable trend (/thread-48284...pid1061952) :

(07-10-2015 02:11 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/07/...al-market/

Quote:Since then, the trend among female singers has been accelerating to more absurd and ridiculous phony Sandbergian “lean in” power postures. Today, we have the spectacle of fatties like Elle King (Deuce Bigalow’s daughter) singing about all the studs who can’t get enough of her doughgirl rolls and chase her around like puppy dogs.

Ay - a video where an obese not overly attractive dough-ball (even if she were slim she would be a 6) sings surrounded by male models how all those men cannot leave her alone.

Post: #36

This is hilarious, a hog anthem of sorts.

Post: #37

Fuck. My ears. Stupid curiosity. Let me just go wash that out with some Rammstein or something.

Meghan always struck me as the kind of young wife you'd find in the southern US or something (don't mean to offend, USbros). Borderline WNB plump, but still kind of cute in the face. Then I heard her talk, and, well, I almost inverted.

Post: #38

Those fat girls have guys lined up for a block waiting to bang them.

Post: #39

BTW I work with a 30 yo woman who is about 70lbs overweight who showed me her meet me inbox that must have had 50+guys who have messaged her

She SHOWED ME A MESSAGE FROM A 21yo guy who wasn't bad looking offering her 2500 to sleep with him. It wasn't a ridiculous opener for kicks this was after a couple days of conversation

MEN are the reason these fat whales think they are hot shit

Post: #40

(03-11-2016 03:02 PM)RURALGAMER Wrote:  BTW I work with a 30 yo woman who is about 70lbs overweight who showed me her meet me inbox that must have had 50+guys who have messaged her

She SHOWED ME A MESSAGE FROM A 21yo guy who wasn't bad looking offering her 2500 to sleep with him. It wasn't a ridiculous opener for kicks this was after a couple days of conversation

MEN are the reason these fat whales think they are hot shit

This sort of thing is astonishingly disgusting. Why on earth are guys choosing these chicks over porn?

Post: #41

If Meghan Trainor could cook, was submissive, modest and polite I'd bang - but when a girl peddles this feminist bullshit her looks go from decent to absolutely disgusting. As in, I wouldn't touch with a 50 foot pole disgusting.

Post: #42

Fuck it. I heard some music producer say one time something like I don't care if you can sing. I just need the image to market. I think he made the backstreet boys or that other boy band of the time.

Just gonna find a fat narcissistic chick with an incredible huuuuge ego that shadows her biggest accomplishment which is rolling out of bed onto the floor and about an hour later tries and stands up. I'll take this cream filled silence of the lambs poster child and make her sing obnoxious self absorbed it is ok to be a fat fuck songs. I'll make millions.

I don't hate women with a little extra weight. It happens. I just hate really fat chicks and those who encourage it.

Post: #43

(03-08-2016 04:00 AM)Snowblind Wrote:  Borderline WNB plump, but still kind of cute in the face.

Actually many fatties have cute faces, some of them in fact very cute. Maybe it has something to do with the proportions of the head that remind us of a baby face, evolutionary psychology and all that.

Post: #44

Artists like Meghan Trainor makes me appreciate non-Anglo music acts.

Post: #45

(03-07-2016 11:01 PM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 11:30 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  An ugly fat girl singing about how every guy wants her.

A disturbing but predictable trend (/thread-48284...pid1061952) :

(07-10-2015 02:11 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/07/...al-market/

Quote:Since then, the trend among female singers has been accelerating to more absurd and ridiculous phony Sandbergian “lean in” power postures. Today, we have the spectacle of fatties like Elle King (Deuce Bigalow’s daughter) singing about all the studs who can’t get enough of her doughgirl rolls and chase her around like puppy dogs.

Ay - a video where an obese not overly attractive dough-ball (even if she were slim she would be a 6) sings surrounded by male models how all those men cannot leave her alone.

She can sing about male models all she wants - here's what she *actually* gets to keep:

Post: #46

(03-07-2016 11:01 PM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 11:30 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  An ugly fat girl singing about how every guy wants her.

A disturbing but predictable trend (/thread-48284...pid1061952) :

(07-10-2015 02:11 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/07/...al-market/

Quote:Since then, the trend among female singers has been accelerating to more absurd and ridiculous phony Sandbergian “lean in” power postures. Today, we have the spectacle of fatties like Elle King (Deuce Bigalow’s daughter) singing about all the studs who can’t get enough of her doughgirl rolls and chase her around like puppy dogs.

Ay - a video where an obese not overly attractive dough-ball (even if she were slim she would be a 6) sings surrounded by male models how all those men cannot leave her alone.

Post: #47

I first heard her on Spotify with Puth and thinking, I hope to hell that sexy voice is that of a gorgeous creature. Imagine my horror, when I found that she's, in fact, a disgusting-looking creature. What is she, an easy 90kg or something more outrageous?

Post: #48

Never heard of this chick before. Next!

Post: #49

Bumping as we have yet another entry in the "bitchy songs about rejecting men" genre:




Is there a more perfect symbol of the current toxic state of gender relations, than a slew of pop songs about rejecting men sung by fat women? (I know it's a stretch to call this latest one "fat," but at the same time, she's certainly nothing exceptional in the fitness department. Meanwhile the other two mentioned in this thread border on obese.)

Post: #50

^ At least she is honest about what she thinks about her orbiters.