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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
When I kiss a girl, I think about her mouth as a pussy. Kissing her lips is kissing her pussy lips. They can feel the difference. Use your tongue on her lips like you would a pussy and gently push into her face as you were fucking her. This gets girls wet like crazy- it's a simulacrum for sex.
12-10-2012 08:26 PM
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Nothing more of a turn off than a girl who cannot kiss!!
A girl who knows how to kiss and knows how use her lips and tongue is a huge bonus in my books.
12-10-2012 09:23 PM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
(12-10-2012 08:26 PM)soup Wrote:  When I kiss a girl, I think about her mouth as a pussy. Kissing her lips is kissing her pussy lips. They can feel the difference. Use your tongue on her lips like you would a pussy and gently push into her face as you were fucking her. This gets girls wet like crazy- it's a simulacrum for sex.

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12-10-2012 11:40 PM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
Yet another aspect that I just can't empathize with. I don't like pecking either, sure, but I don't have much desire for tongue either. Maybe occasionally. I'll never understand why it's considered the height of kissing. Having her tongue on your dick is much better though.

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12-11-2012 09:12 AM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
(12-10-2012 08:26 PM)soup Wrote:  When I kiss a girl, I think about her mouth as a pussy. Kissing her lips is kissing her pussy lips. They can feel the difference. Use your tongue on her lips like you would a pussy and gently push into her face as you were fucking her. This gets girls wet like crazy- it's a simulacrum for sex.

That explains a lot.

Never thought of it that way.
12-11-2012 09:25 PM
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Reason #148 why I prefer Latinas. Passion in kissing GENERALLY indicates passion i.e. movement in fucking.

Nothing turns me off worse than a white girl with no lips. Disgusting.

If a chick sucks at kissing fuck her for the notch and keep moving. Unless this chick is offering something great don't bother teaching her. Plenty of girls out there who know how to kiss.
12-12-2012 09:48 AM
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I was making out with a chick this past friday, and she kept on licking my fucking teeth! I have never had this shit happen before. Then I opened my eyes for a split second and hers were fucking open, wtf?! I'm gonna see her again this saturday night to bang her, so hopefully she's better at fucking than kissing.

(12-10-2012 08:26 PM)soup Wrote:  When I kiss a girl, I think about her mouth as a pussy. Kissing her lips is kissing her pussy lips. They can feel the difference. Use your tongue on her lips like you would a pussy and gently push into her face as you were fucking her. This gets girls wet like crazy- it's a simulacrum for sex.

I agree with this 110%. Westcoast also told me once that neck-biting turns them the fuck on too, it definitely does. I love the moans these women make when you bite on their necks.
12-12-2012 01:26 PM
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Kissing is actually the key to real intimacy, which is why many of us may not focus on it with a chick we're just looking to smash and dash on. Thatdude touches on another important thing - kissing, nibbling and sucking on other areas besides her mouth. The neck and ears, and even the shoulders can work, while you're groping and feeling. This is particurly important if you don't like the way she kisses YOU.

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12-12-2012 01:38 PM
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I enjoy kissing with a girl that can kiss well but only as a prelude to a bang, like within a halfhour. I cant relate to the brazilian culture where a girl can kiss 3 dudes right after the other in one night and nobody gets laid.

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12-12-2012 03:30 PM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
(12-10-2012 08:26 PM)soup Wrote:  When I kiss a girl, I think about her mouth as a pussy. Kissing her lips is kissing her pussy lips. They can feel the difference. Use your tongue on her lips like you would a pussy and gently push into her face as you were fucking her. This gets girls wet like crazy- it's a simulacrum for sex.

I lick her just under the ear on the neck, and then simulate pussy licking on her neck and whisper in her ear - "this is what I would do if I was going down you". It works most of the time Smile
12-12-2012 04:49 PM
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My god ! Until I started gaming girls on a large scale 3 years ago I never realised how utterly TERRIBLE and AWFUL many girls are at kissing.

I mean, if you are a teenage girl with zero or limited experience I can understand and will be more than happy to teach you to kiss, but I have kissed girls in their late 20s and one even as old as 36 who all had ex boyfriends before me, and the way they kiss just flat out stinks. Good deep passionate kissing is what makes me really hard, and the horrendous lack of any technique of many of these girls just ruins my boner every time.

I have had girls who don't use their tongue at all, girls who don't go deep, girls who want to avoid any kiss that is wet, girls who keep their eyes open...the list goes on and on. I've really started to appreciate those girls who know how to kiss well from the word "go" and I miss my ex girlfriends (who knew how to suck face properly) much more now.

Jesus Christ, what is going on here ?
Did none of their ex boyfriends teach them anything, or did these guys suck at kissing as well ?
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01-02-2016 08:40 PM
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I agree with the post above. I kissed about 80 girls in the past year, I can tell you that the vast majority where fucking terrible at it. One girl had a go at me for even using tongues (I got a blowjob from her in the previous date). Another girl wouldn't kiss at all even while fucking her. My best kissers were Mexican and Italian.

Many girls' lives are based on manipulating guys with sex, you'd think they'd have covered the basics by now on how to kiss. I imagine many guys just don't call themselves out on it, or anything else for that matter.
01-02-2016 09:15 PM
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Columbian women are the best kissers
01-08-2016 01:15 AM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
A girl who can't kiss. Has no LTR potential.
She's a hit-it-&-quit-it candidate.

To me, lack of experience is one thing.
But these broads who fuck you & refuse to kiss you?
Miss me that prostitute shit.

I'm past teaching women something this basic.
Even with zero experience, I still had a natural intuition during my first kiss.

Personally I write-off girls with tiny ass lips or hard, ungiving lips.
01-09-2016 12:59 AM
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If she's bad at this her BJs better work.. But that's whats scary is how many girls who cant kiss well can give good BJs?

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09-06-2017 06:24 AM
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RE: Girls That Suck at Kissing
(01-02-2016 08:40 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  Jesus Christ, what is going on here ?
Did none of their ex boyfriends teach them anything, or did these guys suck at kissing as well ?

Some thirsty dudes are just happy to get a kiss and won't criticise "the boss" Whip

Once I was kissing a tiny Japanese chick, and it was the first time I've felt uncoordinated and out of sync with a woman. It just wasn't working, and my Spidey sense "this is gonna suck" and I called it a night and buggered off home.

Met her the next day, and for some reason the kissing synchronised and wasn't awkward. Did bang multiple times over the next few months and very happy I pushed past the initial stage.
09-07-2017 06:02 AM
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(07-18-2011 12:07 PM)Moma Wrote:  I like kissing black women. Usually they have those lips which make for a pleasant landing surface for the kisser. Now other women, I have had the misfortune of dating women with slits in the mouth for lips and that has proven to be one way since I have lips myself and no woman has ever cringed from kissing me.
If I see a non black woman with lips on her, I move in like a shark in bloody waters.
Which is why, I have a thing for Scarlett Johanssen.

The handful of experiences I've had in this category were women straight from Africa.

Softer almost pillowy lips. If she has some talent and knows how to kiss it's a great experience.

My worst kissing experiences have all been white american girls. My best experience ever was a Mongolian with a low notch count.
11-13-2017 12:17 PM
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