Post: #51

(02-25-2016 12:40 PM)rw95 Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

Why do you think Chuck Berry is awful?

Buck Cherry is a band. I thought he was mocking chuck berry until I looked it up.

Post: #52

(02-25-2016 10:40 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 12:40 PM)rw95 Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

Why do you think Chuck Berry is awful?

Buck Cherry is a band. I thought he was mocking chuck berry until I looked it up.

I didn't know that they were around long enough to form hatred.

Post: #53

(02-25-2016 04:45 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  I already hated this tune before I had to listen to it 20 times over while watching a fat couple fucking each other on the bonnet of one of these...
...outside my Central Coast beach house bedroom window.





Everything about the above is just wrong & boner/summer killing.

Wow. You brought some memories, man.

Weird ones of being out in restaurants/beaches/malls in the 90s and that kind of stuff playing. You're more right than you know. I hate that K.D. Lang song, and I had forgotten about it. It's horrible.

Also from that period:





Then that bad music just took over...





Ugh.

I've got to throw on some better tunes from era that were also popular, before I go mad.

Post: #54

Not gonna lie I dig that Fiona Apple song.

I honestly haven't heard roughly 80 percent of these songs.

And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

Post: #55

No worst music thread can go on without mentioning "The Shaggs." Basically back in the 60's, when garage rock was all the rage, a father forced his talentless daughters into a garage rock band and record an album. They struggle with basic rhythm and beat, singing in tune, and apparently tune their instruments.













They've become notorious to the point indie rock bands will cover their stuff.

Post: #56

(02-25-2016 10:58 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

Fiona Apple was gorgeous in her prime, so much sex appeal (aged horribly as you'd expect from a girl that naturally thin), incredible voice, her music just makes me want to fuck.

Post: #57

(02-25-2016 11:09 PM)renotime Wrote:  And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

I originally put this on my first post in this thread, but there's a limit of 5 videos and it was the 6th:





Here are some more additions to the list:













Funny story: I was working at a restaurant in LA frequented by A-listers and Fergie walks in. She complains about the music the restaurant was playing. Turned out it was a mix I made.

Fuck you Fergie. Black Eyed Peas fucking suck.

And now for something completely different: a couple badass NY street musicians with more talent and originality than any of the garbage being posted on this thread. I never thought I'd see a baritone sax shred like this:

Post: #58

(02-26-2016 12:38 AM)Veloce Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 11:09 PM)renotime Wrote:  And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

I originally put this on my first post in this thread, but there's a limit of 5 videos and it was the 6th:

I'm not a NIckleback fan but that song is all right.

Haven't seen that video in ages. That raven haired bitch reminds me of an older version of a girl I was banging out a year or so ago. Tight thing little thing. Face, meh, but who cares?

I reserve more of my dislike for Puddle o'crud

Post: #59

Some light relief from the absolute ATROCITIES being committed in this thread.

It's a turd, but it's definitely been polished.

Post: #60

(02-25-2016 11:09 PM)renotime Wrote:  And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

I just assumed Nickleback was a given when talking about bad music.

Post: #61

(02-26-2016 02:16 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 11:09 PM)renotime Wrote:  And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

I just assumed Nickleback was a given when talking about bad music.

DOUBLE THE PLEASURE, DOUBLE THE FUN

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

over 700,000,000 views on Youtube

Post: #64

(02-26-2016 12:55 AM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(02-26-2016 12:38 AM)Veloce Wrote:  

(02-25-2016 11:09 PM)renotime Wrote:  And how the fuck has no one mentioned Nickelback yet?

I originally put this on my first post in this thread, but there's a limit of 5 videos and it was the 6th:

I'm not a NIckleback fan but that song is all right.

Haven't seen that video in ages. That raven haired bitch reminds me of an older version of a girl I was banging out a year or so ago. Tight thing little thing. Face, meh, but who cares?

I reserve more of my dislike for Puddle o'crud

Fred Durst actually discovered Puddle Of Mudd (makes sense, no?).

I heard somewhere that he actually thought he had discovered the next Nirvana.

Limp Bizkit is another one of those awful awful awful bands. They had the audacity to cover The Who and record it.

Post: #65

Anything Maroon 5 is for homos.

Post: #66

My Humps. I can't understand how this ever started getting airplay.

Post: #67

This song his the aural equivalent of hepatitis.

Post: #68

I assume it's my age that makes me like about half of the songs posted here.
You old geezers......

Post: #69

Anything by Drake. Young Thug.
Most mainstream rap/hip-hop is garbage and they know it. Why do you think we can't understand what the fuck they're are saying.





I went from Smart Car to a bitch with some smart lips
And the F&N make my hip limp
I'm goin' fishin' with these little bitty shrimp dips
And my bank roll got a big dip
She gon' bring it on a big ship
Quite trill, no Quik Trip

Laziest fucking lyrics i've ever fucking read.

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Post: #72

I see a few tracks that are 'so bad they're bad', now here are some tracks that are 'so bad they're good'

"Take you to the movies" by Bangs





"Jesus Lean" by B-Shoc





"Ponponpon" by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu





"Touch My Body" By... Mariah Carey's off-key Korean nephew (?)

Post: #73

This thread is going in the direction I was hoping for.

Post: #74

This fucking song.





Absolute garbage.

Post: #75

As a young musician inspired by bands like Iron Maiden, Metallica, etc. I have to say that actual music kind of dissapoints me.

And this: