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"I've had a shit day"

This song has always irritated me. And in particular those lyrics, I'm not sure why, the rest of the song isn't any better.





"So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always party on our own"

"Hey, if your life is tough you could always quit school and become an alcoholic." Maybe she didn't mean it quite like that but that's the message I'm getting from it.

Perhaps the most perplexing thing about Pink is that she's held up as a positive role model. It isn't hard to recognize that her songs are not encouraging anyone to better themselves.
02-25-2016 07:26 AM
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Had to sing this at a wedding:





The money was not worth it.

Politics, money, women etc. aside, my idea of a perfect life is a world where this song does not exist.
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Every summer Brazil comes out with shittier couple of hit songs, but in 2016 we really outdid ourselves.

This is crap.




But this... this... this is criminal.



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Yeah this thread is pretty much going exactly the way I wanted.

Speaking of Pink, they play this one at the hotel every day. The video is infuriating. Everything that's wrong with American music and pop culture today. Try and force yourself to watch it:




"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.
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(02-25-2016 10:27 AM)Veloce Wrote:  Yeah this thread is pretty much going exactly the way I wanted.

Speaking of Pink, they play this one at the hotel every day. The video is infuriating. Everything that's wrong with American music and pop culture today. Try and force yourself to watch it:




"This used to be a funhouse, but now it's full of evil clowns...." ????

Gtfo

Do they compose these lyrics while they're sitting on the shitter?
02-25-2016 11:17 AM
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(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

This is a fun thread and all songs posted so far are true and utter crap!

So...time to get a bit shameless, but last year I wrote a series of articles about the worst that Rock n' Roll had to offer. The comments and hate mail, were the best part.

100 Worst Rock n' Roll Songs of All Time

The truly open mind is hungry for facts and has no time for bullshit.
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(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

Why do you think Chuck Berry is awful?
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I got another one from Spotify this morning. Miranda Lambert's "Mama's Broken Heart". For those of you think that psycho-ex-girlfriend-grrrl-power crap is limited to the pop charts, it's infected country music too...

TL;DR on the lyrics, girl gets dumped, goes psycho, mom says act like like a lady, girl responds with "what could you possibly know", continues self destruction

Quote:I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors
I screamed his name ‘til the neighbors called the cops
I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver
Don’t know what I did next, all I know I couldn’t stop

Word got around to the barflies and the baptists
My mama’s phone started ringin’ off the hook
I can hear her now sayin’ she ain’t gonna have it
Don’t matter how you feel, it only matters how you look

Go and fix your make up, girl, it’s just a break up
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart

Wish I could be just a little less dramatic
Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames
Leave it to me to be holdin’ the matches
When the fire trucks show up and there’s nobody else to blame

Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face

Go and fix your make up, girl, it’s just a break up
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart

Powder your nose, paint your toes
Line your lips and keep 'em closed
Cross your legs, dot your eyes
And never let 'em see you cry

Go and fix your make up, well it’s just a break up
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart

"Nothing comes easier than madness in the world today
Mass paranoia is a mode not a malady"
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(02-25-2016 12:40 PM)rw95 Wrote:  
(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

Why do you think Chuck Berry is awful?

Laugh3

In addition all those shitty songs that subliminally teach women there are no consequences for being a slut, it's okay to be fat and a bitch, etc. Pink, megan needs-a-trainer, and tove lo (featured in an ROK article).


Speaking of Miranda WAAAAAAAmbert, I heard that "gunpowder and lead" song the other day and the lyrics just pissed me off.

Quote:I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead

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Delete

I'm one of the luckiest man alive, nothing in my life has been easy...
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When this song comes on my blood pressure rises, ruins my set at the gym
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Any artist ending with and "E" for example Gotye, Lorde......fucking tofu eating garbage.

Anything played on that abortion of a radio channel Triple J in Australia.

I find this song and the guys voice incredibly douche
Its like the soundtrack to a bunch of instagram festival hipsters


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Lyrics are crap, but it is the video itself what makes this piece ultra shitty.
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(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.


How dare you sir!




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Anything by coldplay. I can't stand those fags.
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(02-25-2016 06:02 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Kingsley beat me to it

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(02-25-2016 06:22 AM)Pride male Wrote:  Looks like this thread is going the way OP expected.

This has the potential to be the longest thread in the history of RVF.

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Kingsley beat me to it as well haha.


Basically Paul says its due to a combination of factors, mainly:

-The actual music being produced is created by only a few individuals, which is then "branded" by artists
-A study that explored music over the last 10 years found that lyrics on average are becoming simpler as time goes on
-Studies show that as we are exposed to a certain song over and over again we tend to like it even if initially we did not, a Stockholm syndrome to do with music if you will
-The only point I think is alittle odd but may very well be the case, as the world becomes more chaotic humans tend to crave songs that have a positive vibe/lyrics
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(02-25-2016 12:40 PM)rw95 Wrote:  
(02-25-2016 11:03 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I think most classic rock is incredibly overrated and bores me to death. The Beatles and The Who most specifically.

Anything by Buck Cherry and Jet is just awful.

I hate the band Hed PE. Also hate all modern pop-metal. Dudes with fag haircuts, deep vnecks, chest tattoos, and skin tight jeans singing with autotune and crabcore stance while trying to be edgy/hard/burtal whatever. Faggot shit.

Why do you think Chuck Berry is awful?

Because he plagiarised Marty McFly.

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(02-25-2016 09:32 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Because he plagiarised Marty McFly.

Reminds me of a 'street interview' I saw decades ago....a blonde teeny was asked to listen to about a minute of Orbison's "Pretty Woman" and the reporter then asked her what she thought of it:

"It's cool, but that guy was so wrong to steal from Van Halen like that."

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