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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
'No, this condom was given to me by my father who received it from his father you see'
... OR
'I always carry one in case I meet my Dream Girl'
that deviates her attention towards wondering if I mean she's my dream girl and implies that my Dream Girl would have no problem using one the moment we meet...
07-13-2011 12:41 PM
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
I don't like the first one, because if you are dealing with a very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree she'll reply with:

"oh, so now you can pass it on to your son, 'cuz he won't be getting laid either"

I like the second one however.
(This post was last modified: 07-13-2011 01:11 PM by MiXX.)
07-13-2011 01:09 PM
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
(07-13-2011 01:09 PM)MiXX Wrote:  I don't like the first one, because if you are dealing with a very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree she'll reply with:

"oh, so now you can pass it on to your son, 'cuz he won't be getting laid either"

I like the second one however.

HAHA way to put yourself in the situation. You pretty much just role played as a "very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree."
07-13-2011 01:23 PM
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
(07-11-2011 12:07 AM)lilseezie Wrote:  
(07-10-2011 07:26 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  It still surprises how many girls want to fuck without condom. I actually have to convince them that i'm using one. Happened to me twice this week.

Aren't you in Bolivia right now? They probably want to get knocked up by a guy from a wealthier country!

I think its more a case of being super horny. i have that effect on girls Blush

The second girl was a Spanish girl with her own place

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07-16-2011 11:56 AM
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
I don't always carry a condom, but when--oh wait, I do always carry a condom.
07-16-2011 09:11 PM
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RE: "Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
I'm really at the point where if a woman said to me that she won't fuck me, I'll tell her that I'll find someone else who will, and then ask her to leave.
07-18-2011 10:36 AM
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