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Today I learned about Facetune. It's a mobile editing app that lets you tweak pictures of your face.



I had no idea this existed but I realize that every girl I've met from Tinder has used this app.

No girl ever looked as good as her pictures. I first I thought that they knew how to take pictures. With practice and the perfect pose some girls magically enhance their appearance.

Here's another example of the magic of this app:


And another:


How naive I was.

They just use this stupid app to enhance their looks.

Two words define Tinder:
False Advertising

It's like a tuneup for your face

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Can someone run this

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(02-12-2016 06:42 PM)void Wrote:  Can someone run this

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Not even that app and what looked like professional pictures could make those girls fuckable

I don't need it anyway. I'm already a 10/10 heavenly blessed beauty

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Just holding up a phone high and point downwards towards them makes them look way skinnier.
No app needed.

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(02-12-2016 07:10 PM)captain_shane Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 06:42 PM)void Wrote:  Can someone run this

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Photoshop has been doing that for years and makeup has been doing that for even longer.

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I can do better than this technology. I've removed all the light bulbs from my bedroom. Every time I have sex, it's with a 9.

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If I use this after I give my girl a facial will it show us what our kids would look like?

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(02-12-2016 07:10 PM)captain_shane Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 06:42 PM)void Wrote:  Can someone run this

I assume Hillary is the "before" picture?

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(02-12-2016 09:45 PM)MdWanderer Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 07:10 PM)captain_shane Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 06:42 PM)void Wrote:  Can someone run this

I assume Hillary is the "before" picture?

Are you trying to say that one of the images isn't Hillary and one is?

Post: #12

Still waiting for George Michael Bluth's privacy software, Faceblock.

Now that's an app concept I could really get behind.

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If it's that easy, even less of a reason to do online dating.

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I always suspected there was something like this. A broad at my school always posts up selfies on FB fishing for likes. She is a dumpy woman who comes to class in PJs all the time, only industrial Hollywood ammonts of make could make her look good. Her photos always had this consistent "gloss" to them that wasnt just a typical filter and i suspect it was this app or something similar.

Another strike for online dating all around. What is going to get men to give it up? Nothing else gives women so much power in the dating market.

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Photoshop is the new makeup. Bad news for women is high quality men are not as forgiving.

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I have noticed that among people I know women tend to have photoshop skills much more often then men. Now I understand why.

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(02-12-2016 07:10 PM)captain_shane Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 06:42 PM)void Wrote:  Can someone run this

+1

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(02-12-2016 09:26 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  Photoshop has been doing that for years and makeup has been doing that for even longer.

It's not like makeup. Makeup is an honest tactic, they try to make the most out of what they've got, like dressing well. They can only make their face look better, not hide their fat ass. This is unfair manipulation. Where does it even stop? Removing a pimple, making the nose smaller, enhancing boobs, ...?