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Something to laugh at for a change to take the stress out of this week.

Tumblr and Blogger 'ShiCurves' (who should more appropriately be named Thigh Curves) experienced something worse than the Holocaust itself last December.



This walking dumpster was recording herself shopping a couple months ago because her life is interesting. When she wanted to get a room to try some clothes on, an elderly employee advised her not to 'push it', reasonably expressing caution that the big-but-small-for-her shirts that she hadn't bought yet and were therefore property of the store may tear open and the store would lose money.

With all the problems occurring in our world ranging from ISIS to Boko Haram to mass poverty, a white American girl who willingly ballooned herself up and now faces necessary differential treatment because of that is obviously the biggest issue that we need to focus on.

If you're curious, here is the video where the incident happens (at 3:37, for only about five seconds) and here is where she has a heart attack over recalling the painful experience.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/a-walmart-em...52576.html

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Anyone want to chip in to send this poor snowflake a Maxi sack. Carries up to 1 ton and is very durable.

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Ah Jesus, she's so fat she's got those Chinese eyes from her facial obesity!

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WNB

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CNB: Could Not Bang, on account of my penis being less than 3 feet long.

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Its a shame she is fat. She looks like she could be cute if she lost 150 pounds.

Edit: Maybe 200

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^only 150?

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(02-05-2016 03:11 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  CNB: Could Not Bang, on account of my penis being less than 3 feet long.

Any roll's a hole, any hole's a goal!

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Ahhhhh.... it looks like things are slowly returning to normal on the Everything Else forum. Where would RVF be without fat chicks?

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(02-05-2016 03:12 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  Its a shame she is fat. She looks like she could be cute if she lost 150 tonnes.

Edit: Maybe 200

Fixed it for you.

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(02-05-2016 03:14 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  

(02-05-2016 03:11 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  CNB: Could Not Bang, on account of my penis being less than 3 feet long.

Any roll's a hole, any hole's a goal!

Well you couldn't go for the pussy without a deep sea diving suit; couldn't go for the ass because she's probably not wiped it in years; couldn't go for the mouth because it's like a black hole - nothing that goes in can get out again. I suppose you could screw one of her arm-butts but with no definition there wouldn't be any friction. Might as well bang one of those sperm whales that got washed up in Norfolk this week.

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(02-05-2016 03:21 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  

(02-05-2016 03:14 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  

(02-05-2016 03:11 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  CNB: Could Not Bang, on account of my penis being less than 3 feet long.

Any roll's a hole, any hole's a goal!

Well you couldn't go for the pussy without a deep sea diving suit; couldn't go for the ass because she's probably not wiped it in years; couldn't go for the mouth because it's like a black hole - nothing that goes in can get out again. I suppose you could screw one of her arm-butts but with no definition there wouldn't be any friction. Might as well bang one of those sperm whales that got washed up in Norfolk this week.

Well, you're assuming I didn't.

The thirst is real.

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I wonders how the planks are still holding up.

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(02-05-2016 05:35 PM)Irenicus Wrote:  I wonders how the planks are still holding up.

Forget about the planks. How much tonnage is concentrated within the heels of her shoes? That has to be a well-engineered shoe.

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Guys, don't be so cruel. Seriously.

She could save states money!

We could use her as an execution method. She sits on people, until they either suffocate to death/their bones break. That saves time and money.

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Its even more humorous when you realize the Wal-Mart clerk is a large woman herself, probably offering casual advice and protecting the property as well. And notice how quick the commentariat is quick to apply agism and standards of beauty ("old hag") against the clerk.

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Give her some high heels and get her to walk through Texas. She'll strike oil in a day.

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(02-05-2016 03:09 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  Ah Jesus, she's so fat she's got those Chinese eyes from her facial obesity!

Chinese eyes...well done sir!!

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It is not discrimination, it is fucking business. If the clothes get damaged - WHO THE FUCK WILL BUY THEM?

Is it fair to send it back to the manufacturer for them to eat the costs?

It wasn't like they were poorly made.

They became poor condition once they get stretched!

She rambles about how the employee was ignorant in her video.

The fat fuck doesn't realize she is being ignorant of other people's realities?

How does a fat fuck's fingers move so fast that she can record video?

I guess shoveling food quickly into her mouth?

Edit: I am annoyed that she talks like a pretty thin girl, but nothing close to it.

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Her YouTube comments be like

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I'm gonna need a bigger harpoon

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She clearly doesn't understand property rights.

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Hear that, journo's & freaks!

You'll never take fat shaming from us.

We will scoff at the muffin tops, point at the second chin & parody your miserable lives.

Because laughing at fatties is healthy & fun.

We stand by our analysis.