Post: #1

Safety first, I always say. I'm always concerned that an unwanted pregnancy may be in the future, although this didn't even cross my mind in high school or college (I'm 23 now). Is there any way to see if a girl is on birth control?

Post: #2

Not trying to be a dick, but do you see the humor in your question?

Post: #3

Bust up in it, then wait nine months?

Post: #4

(01-25-2016 03:07 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Not trying to be a dick, but do you see the humor in your question?

Guess not?

Post: #5

You first have to bang these women before you start worrying about knocking them up.

Post: #6

(01-25-2016 03:06 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  Safety first, I always say.

...refuses to use condoms. Makes sense.

You're 23 and afraid to approach girls because they might not be on birthcontrol? Makes even more sense.

Post: #7

(01-25-2016 03:33 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(01-25-2016 03:06 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  Safety first, I always say.

...refuses to use condoms. Makes sense.

You're 23 and afraid to approach girls because they might not be on birthcontrol? Makes even more sense.

No, I always use them and I bring my own but a buddy's condom busted about a week ago so now I've been more concerned than I should be.

Post: #8

Have you considered just asking? Can't be more easy if you ask me. Besides from that, just wrap it, always.

Post: #9

Easy.

Disguise yourself as a doctor with a lab coat, dress clothes, fake medical license and ID. Then roam the streets saying there is a new disease that is affecting the area and you need a urine sample to test for it. Get her name, address and phone number to inform her after the results come in.

Then you send the urine into a medical lab and get it tested to see if the woman has been taking birth control. If she has been, call her and inform her she has nothing to worry about. Then you ask her out.

Post: #10

(01-25-2016 05:28 PM)realologist Wrote:  Easy.

Disguise yourself as a doctor with a lab coat, dress clothes, fake medical license and ID. Then roam the streets saying there is a new disease that is affecting the area and you need a urine sample to test for it. Get her name, address and phone number to inform her after the results come in.

Then you send the urine into a medical lab and get it tested to see if the woman has been taking birth control. If she has been, call her and inform her she has nothing to worry about. Then you ask her out.

Wow that is even easier than putting a condom on!

Post: #11

Just ask. Girls are honest about it usually.

From a few weeks ago with a girl I'd met 10 minutes earlier and walked straight up to my hotel room:
Girl: I want you to fill my pussy up with your cum
Me: Um, what's your BC situation?
Girl: Oh, I don't take it, makes me crazy

That said, even if a girls on it, there's no guarantee she's taking it properly.

Wrap up or pull out. Or both if you're really paranoid.

Post: #12

Even if she's on birth control it doesn't mean she takes it effectively. My sister was on it and still got pregnant. I've known a few girls that have gotten knocked up while on birth control.

Just pull out man.

Post: #13

(01-25-2016 03:06 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  Safety first, I always say

With guns, the first rule of safety is to assume the gun is always loaded.

With women, first rule of safety is to assume the lizard is always fertile.

Post: #14

(01-25-2016 05:54 PM)Ensam Wrote:  Girl: I want you to fill my pussy up with your cum
Me: Um, what's your BC situation?
Girl: Oh, I don't take it, makes me crazy

Don't trust these hoes.

Post: #15

Body language codes ? Like Tourette's syndrome or something?

Post: #16

(01-25-2016 08:56 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Body language codes ? Like Tourette's syndrome or something?

Haha no. I mean some guys on other posts mentioned that a girl gets a lecherous look in her eyes and tends to show off her body in more fitted clothing when she's ovulating. I was wondering if there are any behavioral traits that are different between girls on and off BC.

Post: #17

(01-25-2016 03:11 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  

(01-25-2016 03:07 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Not trying to be a dick, but do you see the humor in your question?

Guess not?

You want some tells/indicators that would tell you if the chick is on BC because you are super paranoid about impregnating some chick, yet you still want to rawdog. Tha whole having your cake thing comes to mind...

Post: #18

Quote:We don't have to use condoms I just got on birth control

Post: #19

If you do raw dog and finish inside her, whatever you do, don't take your dick straight from arse to pussy without washing it thoroughly first.

Raw anal straight to raw pussy and finishing inside is a really bad idea because this greatly increases the chance of concieving a Gay baby.

Post: #20

get a vasectomy and stop worrying?

Post: #21

(01-25-2016 10:45 PM)Guitarman Wrote:  If you do raw dog and finish inside her, whatever you do, don't take your dick straight from arse to pussy without washing it thoroughly first.

Raw anal straight to raw pussy and finishing inside is a really bad idea because this greatly increases the chance of concieving a Gay baby.

Forgive me but I read so much stupid shit here that I have trouble deciphering who is joking and who is serious.

This is a joke right?

Post: #22

(01-25-2016 09:25 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(01-25-2016 03:11 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  

(01-25-2016 03:07 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Not trying to be a dick, but do you see the humor in your question?

Guess not?

You want some tells/indicators that would tell you if the chick is on BC because you are super paranoid about impregnating some chick, yet you still want to rawdog. Tha whole having your cake thing comes to mind...

No. I mentioned in a reply that a buddy's condom broke recently. I wouldn't raw dog with a girl I barely know. I'm talking about using a condom, but since those can break, I started this thread. As you can guess, I've been kind of paranoid as of late.

Post: #23

I've looked into it, and it turns out they're ALL on birth control. I stand by my analysis.

also she can't get pregnant if she's dead, nomsayin?

Post: #24

^^^
So you didn't kill your wife, eh?

Post: #25

(01-27-2016 03:09 AM)262 Wrote:  ^^^
So you didn't kill your wife, eh?

Look, I don't even have a mechanical arm!