Post: #1

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relatio...2315132a08

Probably the images tell all the story. The bloke puts all his exes in one group chat. Not really sure whether to marvel at his narcissism...









...or admire his game in that he managed to hook his childhood girlfriend again at the end of it!



Happy New Year, fellas.

Post: #2

Gotta love Gemma - good sport, that girl.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Rudyard Kipling

Post: #3

I saw this today. So golden. I'd have made some tweaks but wow, did it work

Post: #4

Toms a champ.

Post: #5

use of the word "pet", confirmed geordie.

Post: #6

99% chance this is fake.

Post: #7

^ Yeah, crossed my mind.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Rudyard Kipling

Post: #8

Gemma is so cool it's hard to believe she is a real woman, so yeah, likely a fake.

Post: #9

If this is true, Tom also goes by the name Little Dark.

Post: #10

Talking to myself on my Facebook wall

I think its faker then Obama's certificate

Post: #11

I fucking hate this emote. I really do. SO much so I am going to throw my phone at the next girl who sends me it over Whatsapp.

A guy using it is even worse.

Post: #12

(12-31-2015 09:36 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

I fucking hate this emote. I really do. SO much so I am going to throw my phone at the next girl who sends me it over Whatsapp.

A guy using it is even worse.

You don't understand the principle:
It trying to shake these 2 sagging balls away from its forehead !

Post: #13

This was hilarious, I can believe this and there are girls like Gemma. I have a couple of those ex childhood sweet hearts who are still friendly and take my side even in stupid things like this, even with all the shit we put each other through years ago. Time is a healer.

Also in this case, the crying with laughter emoticon is actually justified.

Post: #14

Real or not, I got a laugh out of this.

Post: #15

This actually made me a little angry.

If it's real it's in extremely poor taste.

To spit on your former lovers like this for personal amusement and/or to attention whore online is weak.

It isn't trolling, it's being a prick.

Discretion - this is a masculine virtue that seems to have been forgotten.

In fact I wouldn't mind seeing an ROK article about it.

Hell, I might even write it myself.

Post: #16

That was english?

Post: #17

The power of preselection in image form.

Game recognized.

"You really are a fucking disgusting dick" *SPLOOSH*

Post: #18

(12-31-2015 11:13 AM)VincentVinturi Wrote:  It isn't trolling, it's being a prick.

Discretion - this is a masculine virtue that seems to have been forgotten.

Post: #19

(12-31-2015 11:13 AM)VincentVinturi Wrote:  This actually made me a little angry.

If it's real it's in extremely poor taste.

To spit on your former lovers like this for personal amusement and/or to attention whore online is weak.

It isn't trolling, it's being a prick.

Discretion - this is a masculine virtue that seems to have been forgotten.

In fact I wouldn't mind seeing an ROK article about it.

Hell, I might even write it myself.

Meh, young guys do shit like this... I would be more disappointed to find out he was in his late 20s or older.

Post: #20

LISA DONT GO LOL

I'm fine just wanted to say merry ex-mas to yaz

Post: #21

ex-mas. Ha! Classic.

Post: #22

As funny as it was, what did this actually accomplish?

Post: #23

(12-31-2015 10:36 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  As funny as it was, what did this actually accomplish?

A real alpha would set up a group chat with all the girls he was going to bang and have them bid for a piece of the action.

i.e. I'll cook you dinner if you give me a good dicking.

Post: #24

(12-31-2015 10:36 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  As funny as it was, what did this actually accomplish?

He got to bang Gemma. "My grandmother just died, let's meet for drinks" translates to: let's fuck.

Post: #25

Am I the only one too think he doesn't have a lot of exes for a guy that cocky? I mean he could have left a few out but he's got one even from"back in school."

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Rudyard Kipling