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12-29-2015 04:39 PM
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Quote:But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

Sounds like it blew prematurely.

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12-29-2015 06:08 PM
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This is Europe so we must use soccer terms..this is what they call an "own goal."
12-29-2015 06:29 PM
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Quote:But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

It banged his brains out.
12-29-2015 06:37 PM
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Behaving like that should be condom'ed by the law.
12-29-2015 06:45 PM
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This is how bad it has gotten for the male members of society in the Western world. Modern men have to choose between potentially blowing their own heads off and 18 years of child support payments.

Personally, I don't think this guy ended up with the short end of the stick.

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12-29-2015 11:45 PM
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12-30-2015 07:36 AM
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The last thing to go through his head was literally money, condoms and blue steel.

   
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