Post: #1

Long story short, woman is accuse of running a massage / brothel.

Whatever.

http://britainweekly.com/news/uk/woman-a...-free-fun/

This is what scares me:







Some dude somewhere paid money to have sex with Peter Griffin.

Post: #2

Word gets around and then the party is over.
There is a rub and tug here that is getting complaints to police from the public. Funny thing is the police dont give a shit. They are most likely occasional clients.
Why does this shit get called out? All women are cock blocks all the time.

Post: #3

Reminds me of a one-stop oil change and haircut place that went belly up in my hometown. Wife trims your bangs while hubby dearest tunes up the family van. A real dream team. They even had a busted up comdom dispenser in the unisex bathroom -- the ultimate pit stop for your lower-class white person needs.

Well, it was a terrible idea and even worse execution. Dude was an obnoxious drunk who was completely worthless after three whiskey sours and she didn't even finish first semester of cosmetology school. Their precious few customers were drunks themselves or dutiful family members. The business mercifully folded after a few months when the husband went back to jail after slugging a cop when getting fined for fishing without a license.

So, the chop shop story isn't relevant at all. But, there is a lesson here: don't accept free sex after getting massaged by a 2/10 hambeast. It might be Peter Griffin.

Post: #4

2Wycked, a story like that is ALWAYS relevant.

Filth, laziness, and slovenliness in their purest form are always worth a close look; and they lead very naturally and smoothly into the provinces of horror. During its great heights of the '70s and '80s, an American B horror would beg to be set in a belligerently stupid and failing white trash Midwestern shop just like the one you described; and then the deep textured essence of such a place would be permanently and memorably disclosed.

Post: #5

Who wrote this article lol?

"Police contend Crystal Sweigart from Mount Joy, Pennsylvania was using a brothel from home. She says she was creation $400 a day giving massages

Business was removing really bustling and she recruited a former client, Charles Ford, 39, and a neighbor, Bonnie Aulthouse, 49, to assistance keep lane of her appointments, military said, according toLancasterOnline.

They also managed a customer list, emailed with clients and assisted in holding income exchanged for sex acts.

Sweigart had been underneath review for dual weeks."

Post: #6

This is a pretty rural area in PA. I don't live very far from the town and have been through it. Someone once defined Pennsylvania as Pittsburg on one end, Philadephia on the other and Alabama in between. People in these rural areas tend to be poor and white. I hate to admit it, by my adopted state cares little for them. They don't get the TV face time the big cities provide. So what this shows is the downward slide of rural America. Welcome to the future suckers!

Post: #7

(11-23-2015 11:02 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  This is a pretty rural area in PA. I don't live very far from the town and have been through it. Someone once defined Pennsylvania as Pittsburg on one end, Philadephia on the other and Alabama in between. People in these rural areas tend to be poor and white. I hate to admit it, by my adopted state cares little for them. They don't get the TV face time the big cities provide. So what this shows is the downward slide of rural America. Welcome to the future suckers!

Fat lady was just trying to put bread on the table. Given that, I wouldnt be able to ever get it up for her, no matter what she tried. Damn she is ugly.

Post: #8

Post: #9

a striking resemblance...

Post: #10

(11-23-2015 08:55 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Who wrote this article lol?

"Police contend Crystal Sweigart from Mount Joy, Pennsylvania was using a brothel from home. She says she was creation $400 a day giving massages

Business was removing really bustling and she recruited a former client, Charles Ford, 39, and a neighbor, Bonnie Aulthouse, 49, to assistance keep lane of her appointments, military said, according toLancasterOnline.

They also managed a customer list, emailed with clients and assisted in holding income exchanged for sex acts.

Sweigart had been underneath review for dual weeks."

I have a side gig writing for the small town news...

Post: #11

Pennsylvania is a sad state.

Post: #12

(11-23-2015 08:55 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Who wrote this article lol?

"Police contend Crystal Sweigart from Mount Joy, Pennsylvania was using a brothel from home. She says she was creation $400 a day giving massages

Business was removing really bustling and she recruited a former client, Charles Ford, 39, and a neighbor, Bonnie Aulthouse, 49, to assistance keep lane of her appointments, military said, according toLancasterOnline.

They also managed a customer list, emailed with clients and assisted in holding income exchanged for sex acts.

Sweigart had been underneath review for dual weeks."

Article was "rewritten" by a program to create unique content. The article that web site stole from can be found here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...e-fun.html

Post: #13

(11-23-2015 06:43 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  Long story short, woman is accuse of running a massage / brothel.

Whatever.

http://britainweekly.com/news/uk/woman-a...-free-fun/

This is what scares me:







Some dude somewhere paid money to have sex with Peter Griffin.

There was a time, not too far in the distant past that I can personally recall in the UK, when a monstrosity such that as featured above would have had to pay an average-looking man to sleep with her. That it has now come to a point where, not only do hamplanets such as this have several options in terms of male obiters at any one time, but that they can actually charge a man a fee to have sex with them is simply breathtaking. This is a salutory reminder if any was needed just how much the thirst stalks the streets of the Anglosphere these days.