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Here is a small transcript for you guys


21 year old Hope Howell, trying to break into the porn industry tries to leave her lame job as a receptionist for a more exciting lifestyle. She was tempted by the cool life style of Alex "Voodoo" Torre with his toys and motorcycle.

Her words "Being in the air while having sex its an amazing feeling. Skydiving and having an adrenaline rush. Your senses come out, its heightened, you know. Like a better experience."

Apparently its best sex she had in her life. That means by the age of 21, she has already ridden the cock carousel hard. It must've been great sex if she was having 4 orgasms.

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Bitches be looking for that next level attention whoring, "I took the alpha male bad boy cock during a sky dive" is like the ultimate slut story.

Post: #3

Definitely material for the most coveted flag thread.

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(11-06-2015 01:28 PM)NewMeta Wrote:  Bitches be looking for that next level attention whoring, "I took the alpha male bad boy cock during a sky dive" is like the ultimate slut story.

Absolutely.

You're telling me that a girl had an orgasm when the guy can barely thrust (in the position they showed) and while distracted by freefalling and the freezing cold air (being naked).

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I'm impressed that the feller could get it up whilst sky-diving.

On another note, why are these people so loud?

Post: #7

This is news ? This shit is so old man, from 2011 I believe.

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What's the point?

Post: #9

Its a risky endeavour.

Post: #10

(11-06-2015 05:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  What's the point?

Nine point eight metres per second per second, which will be the rate of acceleration when their chutes fail and the earth moves. For real.

Post: #11

Damn. I thought it was awesome.

I want to have sex while skydiving.

Without the fake motivation at the end, of course..

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This is one of the most endearing -- and least sexually exciting -- things I've ever seen. It brought a chaste smile to this lecher's mug.

American culture has always been -- and remains -- young, innocent and fundamentally athletic. And nowhere is this more apparent than in American pornography. A great deal of American porn should be seen as an essentially athletic activity -- how "extreme" can one make the "gang bang", how many participants can be arranged in what combinations, how much "gagging" or "DP" or what have you can be endured and exceeded by the inked and muscled dudes and the inked and enterprising gals -- heroes one and all as far as I'm concerned, LOL. This video is very much part of the same tradition.

There is so much of the innocence and youthful exuberance of the idea of "extreme sport" in all these spirited hijinks, and you get an earnest athletic sense of a job well done, of rest earned by real effort and perspiration, when they are over. One is never surprised to see the guys and gals high-fiving each other at the end of the performance, like teammates that have "left it all on the field". And one is surprised still less by a video like this, and its wholesome conjoining of two things that are so much alike: one American sport seeking to ally itself to the essentially indistinguishable energies of another. Both the dude and the gal in the video radiate a pure childlike joy at the awesomeness of the athletic summit they have climbed; it warms one's heart to see it.

What all these things lack, of course, is the least touch of the properly pornographic; for a taste of that, one must go to older and more depraved cultures that can requite the lecher's gloomy concentration and avid lassitude. But there is (luckily) time enough for that; for now, one nods at these triumphant American Olympians laboring with earnest athletic dedication in their skydiving chute, and chuckles at the idea that this culture is anything but young, hungry, and fundamentally ready to work hard, play the game, and win.

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And this was the moment.. She got turned out.

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(11-06-2015 01:21 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  Apparently its best sex she had in her life. That means by the age of 21, she has already ridden the cock carousel hard. It must've been great sex if she was having 4 orgasms.

That's kind of sad when what would be a fairly "meh" sex session between me and my wife (4 orgasms) is the "best sex she had in her life".


I'm not even being sarcastic. I almost feel bad for all these chicks who give up everything they have in exchange for sex which isn't even close to what is as good as what my lady, who they would look down upon as a boring square and traitor to the patriarchy, has regularly.

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Uncensored version. (NSFW) She doesn't look too bad and looks like she's be fun in the sack for no more than three sessions before she became too annoying.

Three years and over 400 porn videos later, at the grand old age of 24, she's a washed up, prematurely aged whore.

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I can totally believe it when she says she had 4 orgasms. Female sexual response is psychological. This is the biggest thrill she could have ever had in her life. She'll be chasing that high forever.

She basically alpha widow'd herself.

Post: #17

WNB!