Post: #1

Here is an actual application submitted to a McDonald's. Management hired him right on the spot.

This Application To A McDonald's Was Actually Submitted. The Guy Was Hired Right On The Spot
via Thomas Zin Savage
Name: Jeremy Skitt

Sex: Not yet but I'm waiting for the right person.


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Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired Salary: $185, 000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes.

Last Position help: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I'm worth.

Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason For Leaving: It sucked.

Hours Available To Work: Any.

Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

Do You Have Any Special Skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

May We Contact Your Current Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is....no.

Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50lbs?: Of what?

Do You Have A Car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"

Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Do You Smoke?: Only when set on fire.

What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

Sign Here: Scorpio with Libra rising.


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Post: #2

Meh....

Post: #3

That one's made the rounds for a while now.

Post: #4

(10-06-2015 09:53 PM)ElJefe1 Wrote:  Here is an actual application submitted to a McDonald's. Management hired him right on the spot.

What makes you think this is true?

Post: #5

(10-06-2015 10:27 PM)not_dead_yet Wrote:  

(10-06-2015 09:53 PM)ElJefe1 Wrote:  Here is an actual application submitted to a McDonald's. Management hired him right on the spot.

What makes you think this is true?

This isnt my writing its copied from the article... But to answer your question anyway I think its true because I would have hired they guy as well.... What makes you think its not true????

Post: #6

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonaldsapp.asp

Post: #7

Publishers Clearinghouse got a chuckle out of me.

Post: #8

What is this, Facebook?

Post: #9

I just saw this on facebook two hours ago.

Post: #10

Don't bite the clickbait.

Post: #11

Click bait.

Post: #12

hired, but maybe not for mcdonalds.

In logging/forestry you absolutely have to have sense of humor about life or the job will eat you up with all of the brutal conditions that mother nature serves up to you. There used to be a road building firm out west that would ask in the interview something like "we issue a rubber chicken as field equipment for all road engineers, what is it used for?" as a test to see if people could think on their feet and bullshit. If people froze, got offended, or got way to serious they would pass them over as they would snap after the first bad day, bear attack, vehicle crash or other near death incident.

Post: #13

(10-07-2015 06:55 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  hired, but maybe not for mcdonalds.

In logging/forestry you absolutely have to have sense of humor about life or the job will eat you up with all of the brutal conditions that mother nature serves up to you. There used to be a road building firm out west that would ask in the interview something like "we issue a rubber chicken as field equipment for all road engineers, what is it used for?" as a test to see if people could think on their feet and bullshit. If people froze, got offended, or got way to serious they would pass them over as they would snap after the first bad day, bear attack, vehicle crash or other near death incident.

I enjoy meeting people here in China who have recently arrived and take themselves very seriously.

Great joy is had in placing bets about how soon they'll be on a plane outta here.

Post: #14

Shi*t? Is that the censored version of shift or shirt?

Post: #15

(10-07-2015 09:03 AM)Horus Wrote:  Shi*t? Is that the censored version of shift or shirt?

Doesn't matter. I'm just glad that I was spared the true horror of seeing bad words on the Internet.

Post: #16

I remember seeing a version of this at least five years ago.

Post: #17

Oh, hahaha, how funny!

The humor hasn't aged a bit ever since it was originally published in 1997

What's next, Bill Gates is sharing his fortune?

Post: #18

Here's some fakes.