Post: #26

Niche MRA Attention Whore. Beta Bait Division.


(She must never know you WB.)

Post: #27

(09-19-2015 12:00 PM)Requiem Wrote:  

(09-19-2015 07:58 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  every girl resembles some particular animal facially. You can have pigs, dogs (I love both of those types, long-nosed dogs are the finest cocksuckers), rodent/squirrel types, koala cuteness types, glistening seals, monkeys, and others. Cows are underrated, also good stolid cocksuckers with great placidity in their countenance. Sometimes you can have blends, like you could see some chipmunk and some kitten.

Damn it. Just when I thought, every girl was a hamster

Just on the inside.

Post: #28

(09-19-2015 07:58 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(09-18-2015 10:44 PM)kbell Wrote:  What's a "monkey"? How do you come up with this? Those classifications remind me of Chinese zodiac animals that they have at Chinese restaurants on the place mats.

kbell, every girl resembles some particular animal facially. You can have pigs, dogs (I love both of those types, long-nosed dogs are the finest cocksuckers), rodent/squirrel types, koala cuteness types, glistening seals, monkeys, and others. Cows are underrated, also good stolid cocksuckers with great placidity in their countenance. Sometimes you can have blends, like you could see some chipmunk and some kitten. This girl is a pure monkey, you just have to look at her face and see her jumping around and understand it.

You're an artist, I believe, so think about it this way -- if you had to draw a caricature of the girl as an animal, which one would you choose? The choice is usually pretty self-evident.

Identifying a girl's animal is one of the best ways to understand her sexual uses, it brings you closer to her essence as a sexual object. It is something that a connoisseur of pussy should do as a matter of course.

Something to note is that the great beauties are often unclassifiable, they don't have an animal and this is part of their irresolvable mystery. A great beauty's face refuses to fully come into focus and that slight mist that seems to surround it can enrage a man in a deeper and different way.

Some day I'll explain it all in greater detail and with pictorial examples and illustrations of each and every type, and all of this will be very clear.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You need to write in some artistic format. This is wonderful stuff.

Personally a fan of the Cats, Rabbits, Flamingos, and the lovely short, big tittied Hamsters.

Post: #29

Lizard you know what? Ever since I read your comment, every time I interact with a girl now, I can't help but try to figure out which animal she is . Monkeys are easy to spot, which I explain by having seen a concrete example. Looking forward to your "girlimal" datasheet (actually, I imagine it could be used for smalltalk with younger girls, but not in the way RSD Julien did - "you're a DOG!!!" )

Post: #30

(09-19-2015 12:38 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Niche MRA Attention Whore.

Of course, but who would you rather have walk in late to your party and parrot old news.

A.


B.


C.


I am all for supporting this chick even though her game is attention whoring and internet drama. A little pocket rocket like this has to enrage barren cat ladies and water buffalo. She is a good distraction.

Post: #31

(09-19-2015 12:00 PM)Requiem Wrote:  

(09-19-2015 07:58 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  every girl resembles some particular animal facially. You can have pigs, dogs (I love both of those types, long-nosed dogs are the finest cocksuckers), rodent/squirrel types, koala cuteness types, glistening seals, monkeys, and others. Cows are underrated, also good stolid cocksuckers with great placidity in their countenance. Sometimes you can have blends, like you could see some chipmunk and some kitten.

Damn it. Just when I thought, every girl was a hamster

Nah dude - that's the just the animal that comes out of the wand when they shout "Expecto Patronum!"

(09-18-2015 10:44 PM)kbell Wrote:  What's a "monkey"? How do you come up with this? Those classifications remind me of Chinese zodiac animals that they have at Chinese restaurants on the place mats.

Compare.





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Post: #32

(09-19-2015 07:58 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(09-18-2015 10:44 PM)kbell Wrote:  What's a "monkey"? How do you come up with this? Those classifications remind me of Chinese zodiac animals that they have at Chinese restaurants on the place mats.

kbell, every girl resembles some particular animal facially. You can have pigs, dogs (I love both of those types, long-nosed dogs are the finest cocksuckers), rodent/squirrel types, koala cuteness types, glistening seals, monkeys, and others. Cows are underrated, also good stolid cocksuckers with great placidity in their countenance. Sometimes you can have blends, like you could see some chipmunk and some kitten. This girl is a pure monkey, you just have to look at her face and see her jumping around and understand it.

You're an artist, I believe, so think about it this way -- if you had to draw a caricature of the girl as an animal, which one would you choose? The choice is usually pretty self-evident.

Identifying a girl's animal is one of the best ways to understand her sexual uses, it brings you closer to her essence as a sexual object. It is something that a connoisseur of pussy should do as a matter of course.

Something to note is that the great beauties are often unclassifiable, they don't have an animal and this is part of their irresolvable mystery. A great beauty's face refuses to fully come into focus and that slight mist that seems to surround it can enrage a man in a deeper and different way.

Some day I'll explain it all in greater detail and with pictorial examples and illustrations of each and every type, and all of this will be very clear.

Fantastic breakdown. I've definitely compared girls' faces to animals before but never with this level of depth and detail. Up until this point I've only noted that some girls have either a monkey face or a rodent face, both of which I'm quite fond of.

Post: #33

(09-22-2015 07:22 PM)Veloce Wrote:  Fantastic breakdown. I've definitely compared girls' faces to animals before but never with this level of depth and detail. Up until this point I've only noted that some girls have either a monkey face or a rodent face, both of which I'm quite fond of.

Ever look at the years of their birth to compare with Chinese Zodiac to see if resemblance matches up to the year of birth?

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Post: #34

I see some horse in her face, its quite long.


A touch of monkey



Or baboon. A longer face monkey.



I would say it would be a jump to suggest they (the people your comparing the animals to) have the same mental attributes as the animal. But it would be a fun game to see if they did. Not sure if I would say you look like a baboon or a monkey to them.

Post: #35

(09-22-2015 06:38 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(09-19-2015 12:38 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Niche MRA Attention Whore.

Of course, but who would you rather have walk in late to your party and parrot old news.

A.


B.


C.


I am all for supporting this chick even though her game is attention whoring and internet drama. A little pocket rocket like this has to enrage barren cat ladies and water buffalo. She is a good distraction.

Point taken.

What I was getting at (Beta Bait Division) is that the difference between the first two women you referred to and the third, is that the first two would never get noticed at all if they weren't parroting things they think men want to hear.

The third would get noticed anywhere she went, and gets all the attention she needs in life. The gimmick of spouting manosphere truisms is done solely to get even more attention.

She is creating an internet persona that makes her seem like the cool hot chick who is easy to be around, and knows what's up, purely as a way to expand the beta orbitude.

If she creates an approachable persona based on the flattery to men's egos of being on their side and really understanding them, she is getting what she wants, endless attention from hopeful strangers, without ever having to cop to what she is doing, or do anything except receive attention.

I am not against how she looks. If that is a monkey, I like it. Just play her videos on mute and watch her bounce around.

She is playing people.

Post: #36

(09-23-2015 12:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(09-22-2015 06:38 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(09-19-2015 12:38 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Niche MRA Attention Whore.

Of course, but who would you rather have walk in late to your party and parrot old news.

A.


B.


C.


I am all for supporting this chick even though her game is attention whoring and internet drama. A little pocket rocket like this has to enrage barren cat ladies and water buffalo. She is a good distraction.

Point taken.

What I was getting at (Beta Bait Division) is that the difference between the first two women you referred to and the third, is that the first two would never get noticed at all if they weren't parroting things they think men want to hear.

The third would get noticed anywhere she went, and gets all the attention she needs in life. The gimmick of spouting manosphere truisms is done solely to get even more attention.

She is creating an internet persona that makes her seem like the cool hot chick who is easy to be around, and knows what's up, purely as a way to expand the beta orbitude.

If she creates an approachable persona based on the flattery to men's egos of being on their side and really understanding them, she is getting what she wants, endless attention from hopeful strangers, without ever having to cop to what she is doing, or do anything except receive attention.

I am not against how she looks. If that is a monkey, I like it. Just play her videos on mute and watch her bounce around.

She is playing people.

My bet is she'll be in porn right after she stops being relevant. YouTube stars based on looks tend to die out fast. Enough of that though because she isn't promoting something hurtful to men. She's pushing manosphere thoughts without knowing.

She can't play anyone because at the end of the day she's getting what she wants and the message is getting out. That and nothing is better than hot chicks to grab the masses attention. Girls will want to be her and men would want her. Hence they will follow the dogma. I see no downside and if she plays the crowd the "Internet Hate Machine" will take action and depose her as others before her.

Post: #37

(09-23-2015 02:11 PM)hwuzhere Wrote:  

(09-23-2015 12:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(09-22-2015 06:38 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(09-19-2015 12:38 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Niche MRA Attention Whore.

Of course, but who would you rather have walk in late to your party and parrot old news.

A.


B.


C.


I am all for supporting this chick even though her game is attention whoring and internet drama. A little pocket rocket like this has to enrage barren cat ladies and water buffalo. She is a good distraction.

Point taken.

What I was getting at (Beta Bait Division) is that the difference between the first two women you referred to and the third, is that the first two would never get noticed at all if they weren't parroting things they think men want to hear.

The third would get noticed anywhere she went, and gets all the attention she needs in life. The gimmick of spouting manosphere truisms is done solely to get even more attention.

She is creating an internet persona that makes her seem like the cool hot chick who is easy to be around, and knows what's up, purely as a way to expand the beta orbitude.

If she creates an approachable persona based on the flattery to men's egos of being on their side and really understanding them, she is getting what she wants, endless attention from hopeful strangers, without ever having to cop to what she is doing, or do anything except receive attention.

I am not against how she looks. If that is a monkey, I like it. Just play her videos on mute and watch her bounce around.

She is playing people.

My bet is she'll be in porn right after she stops being relevant. YouTube stars based on looks tend to die out fast. Enough of that though because she isn't promoting something hurtful to men. She's pushing manosphere thoughts without knowing.

She can't play anyone because at the end of the day she's getting what she wants and the message is getting out. That and nothing is better than hot chicks to grab the masses attention. Girls will want to be her and men would want her. Hence they will follow the dogma. I see no downside and if she plays the crowd the "Internet Hate Machine" will take action and depose her as others before her.

Fair enough. But that is a far cry from her being a cool chick you would hang out in a bar with, which is what some people were saying earlier in the thread.

I am not insinuating that she would play someone in this forum or anyone else who is socially awake.

I guess I still have sympathy for all the betas in the world who are taking her at her word.

Post: #38

(09-23-2015 12:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  If she creates an approachable persona based on the flattery to men's egos of being on their side and really understanding them, she is getting what she wants, endless attention from hopeful strangers, without ever having to cop to what she is doing, or do anything except receive attention.

I am not against how she looks. If that is a monkey, I like it. Just play her videos on mute and watch her bounce around.

She is playing people.

All internet personalities cater to their viewer's egos, tell them what they want to hear and generally treat them like pets for profit. That's how it works.



I have no problem with it as long as the message isn't harmful to me. Its not my problem if some thirsty dudes get sucked in by her looks. I'll never meet any of them.

Post: #39

Delete... Dupe post.

Post: #40

This little ho has been attacking Roosh on twitter. Her lack of self awareness is insane. She attention whores for youtube bucks, parrots the same talking points that have already been hammered down by men years ago, then when she's called out for being an attention whore, she snarks and acts like that's a ridiculous claim. She has only a few videos up and most of them are about 30 seconds long. But that's all the orbiters need to come in and shower her with praise.


She's garbage.

Post: #41

As an aside, while I was over at the DNC thread, seeing a picture of Sarah Silverman, it made me realize that Shoe0nhead is just Sarah Silverman without ambition:

Post: #42

I thought this was pretty funny.

All people who make videos -- men and women -- can fall into the attention-whore category by the way. But that said, if someone is going to get my attention, better they be cute, thin, and funny and possess an intelligent point of view.

The other option is Lacy Green and her ilk. No thanks! I'll go with this girl and not look a gift horse in the mouth. (If you don't know who Lacy Green is, consider this a trigger warning. I guarantee you will want to smash something when you see her speak. And yes, I said "see her speak." It has to be witnessed.)

Post: #43

Still waiting on Lizard's categorization of different animal types for females

Post: #44

Always had a thing for 'piggy' chicks, especially blonde ones, have never known why.

Agree, that girl is full monkey.

Post: #45

Bumping because I'm still waiting for LoZ to do the animal types datasheet. This is like a lost work of art that is lost not because of actually being lost, but because it hasn't even been written to share with the world.

Post: #46

I want to see it too. It's the only reason I came to page 2.

Post: #47

(09-18-2015 07:27 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Well, she is a MONKEY, which is the least appealing female type. I'll take a pig, a dog, a koala, a seal or a squirrel before I'll take a monkey.

However: a monkey can be acceptable if it's a) a shorty b) has juicy big BOOBS and c) has a tight round BUTT. She satisfies all these conditions, so she's good to go.

EDIT: and yes, she gets it wearing that beanie and the dyed hair wig, both things that, as she realizes, look good and enraging on this kind of monkey faced big boobed shorty. But she needs to be analed so she would stop babbling -- just pull down those jean shorts and hold on to her pneumatic almost fake in a good way boobs.

Still waiting on the animal architypes data sheet.

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