Post: #26

They call me Mentavious in this forum because my game is wetter than Stephen curry
My flow is spectacular and immaculate because I don't care where I ejaculate
I'm a once in a lifetime type of cat that'll leave you itchin for more like the clap
But don't get it twisted or else you'll be missing my point
Since only a few dudes that recognize my potential end up in the joint
As far as them bitches, lizards, and skeeters go they ain't nothin but hoes
So I won't let them get me down because I'm trying to become a pro
Other than that I'm just trying to make that cheddar man
So that one day the world will know my brand
Mentavious..the Man with 100 grand

Post: #27

This that cold ice mixed in with a little hot fire
Before one lives in the future he must first learn what it requires
When I was a young boy I use to dream of big things
So I made a decision I would one day become a stallion
Not like fake ass dude who once ran off in his old bronco
I ran and played all day while moms encouraged me to be all I could be
Then there was my dad who taught me about woman and greed
He showed me that bitches come and bitches but always remember that they aren't all hoes
He taught me the importance of dressing well and not looking like a hoodlum
Because one day you will be a prince in your own kingdom
But I didn't understand and was hard headed like a diamond
I would get mad about doing math and fixing appliances
But what I didn't know is that it would lead me to become a man of science
All that running and dribbling was just fun and games
But now I know it helped mold me today
To be a man who still enjoy fitness and believes in good health
Problem is that in today's society ain't too many of me left
So what I guess I'm trying to say is that I'm thankful for how my parents raised me
Because without them in the past then the future wouldn't be so free

Post: #28

Words the rhyme with tuck and muck are fuck and suck.

Post: #29

I tap on these keys like a true keyboard playa
Droppin' dope wisdom and pullin' ass like a slaya
Haters throw .gifs, try to downvote my shit
But I'm a fan of the forum and these words are legit.

Post: #30

OP made a thread about rap
Thought he was a troll who had snapped
Came into the thread and found it intact
---you need to gain some tact
Try to come at me and you're gonna get the bat

Used to be broke and had to sell dope.
Made me lose hope.
Stayed down ten toes and bought new clothes.
Ice on my wrist made your body froze.

I'll never lose the chance to give it my all.
Ravenous, call of the wild, I ride like Iditarod
My bitch from the Klondike gave me 'pause' and head.
Transcontinental, transatlantic, I'll take a trip to the homestead

Early morning, did the rain dance
Those 8s I pulled? No happenstance.
Reading the literature, taking a picture.
Playing an instrument so I adjust my aperture

Learning a language is easy! Location indep lifestyle? This shit is fosheezy.
Phil of the Future shit, no Keely.
You bitch niggas are still wearing Heelys.

I think I took my rhyme scheme from the Migos
No worries, I'll ask my plug Tito, who's selling burritos.
Clearly I'm talented.
Fresh as hell like a peppermint.

Park the Jag like Clark Kent.
Always counting dollars and cents.
Don't fuck with me, you think you know the lingo?
I'm in HK right now, swooped your bitch, speaking Canto.

Post: #31

Post: #32

Post: #33

Little Lindy
Pair of skates
Weakened ice
Fiery gates

Little Lindy
Elevator
Cable snaps
See ya later

Little Lindy
Trip to zoo
Hippos laughing
"She's a two!"

Little Lindy
Such a beastie
Rolls of fat
Infections, yeasty

Little Lindy
Flaunts her lover
Wedding bells
He fucks his mother

Little Lindy
Snark and spittle
Cries harassment
Pot meet kettle

Post: #34

Is this turning into a poetry thread..? I can do that too!

Post: #35

Someone should do a rap about the Battle of Toronto to the beat of "Know Yourself."

Post: #36

(09-11-2015 05:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Little Lindy
Pair of skates
Weakened ice
Fiery gates

Little Lindy
Elevator
Cable snaps
See ya later

Little Lindy
Trip to zoo
Hippos laughing
"She's a two!"

Little Lindy
Such a beastie
Rolls of fat
Infections, yeasty

Little Lindy
Flaunts her lover
Wedding bells
Fucks his mother

Little Lindy
Snark and spittle
Cries harassment
Pot meet kettle

All bullshit aside now that you mentioned that i know of two guys that sought out women eerily similar to their mother. I wonder what causes such a thing? Is it as a result of abuse thus they are broken?

Post: #37

(09-11-2015 05:28 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  All bullshit aside now that you mentioned that i know of two guys that sought out women eerily similar to their mother. I wonder what causes such a thing? Is it as a result of abuse thus they are broken?

I wrote briefly about Lindy West's boyfriend and these type of men in this post:

/thread-48035...pid1037713

Short rule of thumb: damaged guys either seeking out the stable provider of motherly-affection when male affection is withdrawn, or an unstable provider who both gives and withholds affection unpredictably.

Update: my mate finally dumped his girlfriend in early June. She left their house in tears to go to a friend's place. I said he could crash at my place until he could get back into his house. I waited four hours then went to bed. He never showed. Apparently, she was back in an hour like nothing had happened, refusing to accept it was over.

I said "You have a say in this!"

Him: "I guess I don't."

He's still with her, and I have zero respect for him.

Post: #38

(09-11-2015 05:49 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(09-11-2015 05:28 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  All bullshit aside now that you mentioned that i know of two guys that sought out women eerily similar to their mother. I wonder what causes such a thing? Is it as a result of abuse thus they are broken?

I wrote briefly about Lindy West's boyfriend and these type of men in this post:

/thread-48035...pid1037713

Short rule of thumb: damaged guys either seeking out the stable provider of motherly-affection when male affection is withdrawn, or an unstable provider who both gives and withholds affection unpredictably.

Update: my mate finally dumped his girlfriend in early June. She left their house in tears to go to a friend's place. I said he could crash at my place until he could get back into his house. I waited four hours then went to bed. He never showed. Apparently, she was back in an hour like nothing had happened, refusing to accept it was over.

I said "You have a say in this!"

Him: "I guess I don't."

He's still with her, and I have zero respect for him.

damn that reminds me of a few things Freud said.

Post: #39

Time for a composition
About the RVF vision
Where each of us is surrounded by 10/10 WB women
I stick it in their incision
With so much precision
That my dick they're always missing

It's a pussy Paradise
Your harem completes your vice
Forever follow you blind, like 3 small mice
Because you stole their hearts like a heist,
I'll give you some advice,
Make this last forever, put it on ice

On top of that make sure to travel the globe
Sticking in your probe,
wherever that you go

Moving in the right direction
Making connections
Using erections
For sex sessions
Whether in a 1 room hut or the VIP section

Post: #40

(09-11-2015 06:24 PM)realologist Wrote:  Time for a composition
About the RVF vision
Where each of us is surrounded by 10/10 WB women
I stick it in their incision
With so much precision
That my dick they're always missing

It's a pussy Paradise
Your harem completes your vice
Forever follow you blind, like 3 small mice
Because you stole their hearts like a heist,
I'll give you some advice,
Make this last forever, put it on ice

On top of that make sure to travel the globe
Sticking in your probe,
wherever that you go

Moving in the right direction
Making connections
Using erections
For sex sessions
Whether in a 1 room hut or the VIP section

Post: #41

(09-11-2015 05:54 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  damn that reminds me of a few things Freud said.

Quickly, cause I don't want to derail the thread further:

Watch the Facebook feeds of girls you know. You'll soon learn if she has an Alpha Father, because she'll post frequent pictures of them together in a way that resembles how women use pictures of their enviable-boyfriends to signal their status as being higher than the women viewing them.

It's Freudian to the nth degree: Here's my daddy cradling me. Here I am on the beach with my shirtless daddy vigilantly watching over me like a knight of old. Here I am on the back of Dad's Harley saying "Get on our level beatches". OMG, have you seen the muscles on my Dad? Happy father's day Dad!

This isn't just one girl. It's multiple girls doing this, and I've never, ever seen this humblebragging attitude if Dad is a four-eyed Beta. Any pictures that pop up in that situations resemble friend-zoning, to a hilarious degree.

I'm convinced girls are either trying to find a man who measures up their Alpha Daddy, or to the idealised phantasm of fatherly-strength they lacked due to having a Beta Dad. The weaker the father figure, the more they hate men in general.

A Daddy Issues classic. You see this in her collection, run Daddy game, (which I default to anyway):

Post: #42

Mom's spaghetti!!!!

Post: #43

(09-11-2015 06:44 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(09-11-2015 05:54 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  damn that reminds me of a few things Freud said.

Quickly, cause I don't want to derail the thread further:

Watch the Facebook feeds of girls you know. You'll soon learn if she has an Alpha Father, because she'll post frequent pictures of them together in a way that resembles how women use pictures of their enviable-boyfriends to signal their status as being higher than the women viewing them.

It's Freudian to the nth degree: Here's my daddy cradling me. Here I am on the beach with my shirtless daddy vigilantly watching over me like a knight of old. Here I am on the back of Dad's Harley saying "Get on our level beatches". OMG, have you seen the muscles on my Dad? Happy father's day Dad!

This isn't just one girl. It's multiple girls doing this, and I've never, ever seen this humblebragging attitude if Dad is a four-eyed Beta. Any pictures that pop up in that situations resemble friend-zoning, to a hilarious degree.

I'm convinced girls are either trying to find a man who measures up their Alpha Daddy, or to the idealised phantasm of fatherly-strength they lacked due to having a Beta Dad. The weaker the father figure, the more they hate men in general.

A Daddy Issues classic. You see this in her collection, run Daddy game, (which I default to anyway):

YES thats it , i knew it i've seen it for years but i just couldn't quite articulate it.

Post: #44

(09-11-2015 07:01 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(09-11-2015 06:44 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(09-11-2015 05:54 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  damn that reminds me of a few things Freud said.

Quickly, cause I don't want to derail the thread further:

Watch the Facebook feeds of girls you know. You'll soon learn if she has an Alpha Father, because she'll post frequent pictures of them together in a way that resembles how women use pictures of their enviable-boyfriends to signal their status as being higher than the women viewing them.

It's Freudian to the nth degree: Here's my daddy cradling me. Here I am on the beach with my shirtless daddy vigilantly watching over me like a knight of old. Here I am on the back of Dad's Harley saying "Get on our level beatches". OMG, have you seen the muscles on my Dad? Happy father's day Dad!

This isn't just one girl. It's multiple girls doing this, and I've never, ever seen this humblebragging attitude if Dad is a four-eyed Beta. Any pictures that pop up in that situations resemble friend-zoning, to a hilarious degree.

I'm convinced girls are either trying to find a man who measures up their Alpha Daddy, or to the idealised phantasm of fatherly-strength they lacked due to having a Beta Dad. The weaker the father figure, the more they hate men in general.

A Daddy Issues classic. You see this in her collection, run Daddy game, (which I default to anyway):

YES thats it , i knew it i've seen it for years but i just couldn't quite articulate it.

Now guys we need an apology
for derailing this thread about bitch psychology
Next thing I know you'll be talking about matching signs of astrology
while a bitch doing your hair but call it cosmetology

Shit's wack
Let's get it back on track
to the dirt and grime of the dungeon of rap

Post: #45

^

If you're annoyed
avoid the Freud
by sliding down your screen
instead of chiding like a queen

Post: #46

(09-11-2015 07:44 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  ^

If you're annoyed
avoid the Freud
by sliding down your screen
instead of chiding like a queen

No more need for any more beef,
Let's be about that green like a Christmas wreath,
And let all the newcomers take a seat
As we expand this thread's lyrical heat

Post: #47

footlong sub double meat,
A hit of Kratom
puts two more inches on my dick
smoke it or snort it,
don’t give a damn just have at ‘em
makes me ripped like superman,

baking soda can,
smell like arm N hammer
rinse it all down with vinegar
organic apple cider

playa make sure to get that camera on the wall to record it
you can afford it
Don’t want shit going south
‘cause you put your dick all up her mouf

number one rule,
logistics down pat
prowlin the night for chicks with no fat

no Lindy West fuck no
No Lena Dunham fuck no

playa make sure to get that camera on the wall to record it
you can afford it
Don’t want shit going south
‘cause you put your dick all up her mouf

ain’t want no vanilla ice
not gonna pay the matrimony price,
where my feminine bitches at

find me my latina
where you be chica?
feel myself getting lost
dippin in 90 lb soy sauce

where the pet shop at?
that’s a good look,
you must own a cat.

playa make sure to get that camera on the wall to record it
you can afford it
Don’t want shit going south
‘cause you put your dick all up her mouf

find a little honey that don’t act funny
less than three tattoos, natural colored hair
neg tension flirt comfort and bounce
best place for drinks at my house

I know she want my super power kratom dick
just got handle it
L.M.R. don’t stand for shit
‘gainst my confidence bit

playa make sure to get that camera on the wall to record it
you can afford it
Don’t want shit going south
‘cause you put your dick all up her mouf

Yo, bro saw you with that girl last night

Yeah playa, she had this little trick,
she can suck the skin off a dick.

Post: #48

Spent a week in Bangkok
Slaying poon like I do
Now it hurts when I piss
And a bit when I poo(?)

Man you just cannot trust
All these skanky ass chicks
They probably got half the forum
Offering them dick

A big eskimo family
We're just a little neurotic
Thank god we live in age
With antibiotics

RVF is the illest
Sickest and dopest
Getting mad ass
Like Jennifer Lopez

Post: #49

Post: #50

Ran into a pooley from Naija
Told her, "girl, I won't mind ya,"
I don't want no ashawo, yo
Go for the good girls, trackin' it slo-mo,
And those girls from the Congo
Speak French, I ain't down with the lingo.
But still, give me an Ewe from Togo,
And the way she go jump on the pogo,
Or that hottie from Ghana,
Chasin' me down to chop the banana,
Man, I ain't no Africa playa,
But truth, I be the one who lay her,
Cos you know, when you are the whitey
In Africa, bro, you are the Almighty

But listen, those days are past
Came back to Europe a little too fast
Thought I was gettin to China
Slanty-eyed girls with the doll-like vagina
But man, I came up short on docs
Just like those guys come up short on cocks
No go for Meimei and the lo mein
So here I am, insane in the Ukraine
Going rouge, vodka in my Revo
They say I'm out, but I say hell no!
Chicks still comin at me for the ring and the pendant
Fuck all of you bitches, I'm location-independent