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Don't see the allure. Face and general stature along with looking fucking terrible in a bathing suit is a pass from me. I like giraffes but not enough to fuck an ugly one.

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I banged a girl last year who was 6'4" but I did not measure her legs so I can't say if she was a record contender or not. She had nice tits too but a kinda busted face (sunken eyes, low brow, round face, kinda crypt-keeperish - it's not as bad as I'm making it sound but you get the idea). She had a more pleasant demeanor than this girl. The crazy height isn't so noticeable once you get 'em on their back. This girl's entitled basic-bitch attitude ruins it.

This girl is your basic Middle Class American White Girl™ complete with ugly fat friend, but she has a little something special to help blast her ego into the stratosphere. Nothing remarkable about her besides her legs - she should tan more.
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WNB, horse face and no tits, looks like Slenderman. The russian pheonix500000 posted....WB until the coming of the new Roman empire!!

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(09-08-2015 07:33 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  As usual Russia beats the US with quality. I'll go with the previous record holder

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09-09-2015 11:34 AM
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Nope, and nothing special about her besides the long legs.

I guess I would WB for the story and for the fact she's taller than me.

I've had a goal of always banging taller women.

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Here's some info on the Russian:

Quote:A trainee lawyer from Siberia has won the title of the longest legs in Russia with her incredible gazelle-like 106cm pins.
Anastasia Strashevskaya, 18, from Novosibirsk, has been voted 'Miss Longest Legs' in a Russian national beauty contest.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z3lGHHqZgU


As for the American girl...pass. Not even for the novelty. There is nothing inspiring about her whatsoever. If you think this Russian girl's beauty is superior (and it is), her personality and outlook on life would blow away this other girl out of the water. After a certain point, even the novelty is not enough. A woman must inspire you in some way.
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She reminds me of one of these toys:

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WB but only for the bragging rights.

As a somewhat short guy, the tallest girl I have banged was around 6'3" and had amazing legs and big tits. She was also incredibly feminine and very traditional. Which makes sense since she was arab and an Egyptian. She was also under 19 and a virgin. Smile

This girl just looks weird. Her proportions are all wrong.

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09-10-2015 03:21 AM
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I don't think height is an excuse for being lanky or skinny fat. Here is a picture of Olivier Richters a 7'2(218cm) bodybuilder, he is on the far left. The one on the far right is his brother almost 7'0(213cm).

[Image: Olivier-Richters-bodybuilder.jpg]

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^^^^

Damn man. Those guys are huge. The one on the left must have close to two feet on the black dude.

I can't even imagine what it must be like to be that tall.

Serious question. Are people getting taller these days? And if so, why?

Is it due to assertive mating? Hormones in the food? High School and middle school athlete using HGH? Better nutrition? What?

From what I always understood seven feet was around to cut off as far as height goes and was incredibly rare. Especially if it wasn't due to some medical condition, like a benign tumor on the pituitary gland.

From what I always understood, reaching that height causes a number of problems like poor joints and the inability for your organs to keep up and function properly.

Also, from my own observations it seems that college aged women have gotten a bit taller over the last handful of years. Part of this is definitely due to economic disparities between upper middle class girls and lower class girls, but it seems to me to have been somewhat exaggerated in the last six or so years.

At the time I chalked it up to diet, nutrition, and engaging in sports. Specifically a better nutritious diet would help with maximizing potential, but even more if you were 5-15 pounds over weight during large portions of your childhood, instead of being underweight, then while you wouldn't be obese your bone structure would still change to a certain degree possibly adding on a inch or two.

With sports you get hormone increases and greater muscle mass which would seem to do the same thing. To be clear I am talking about maybe an inch or two at the most with what I have observed college women. I tend to notice being on the shorter side of the equation.

Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.

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I find it amusing that she refers to herself as a giraffe.
09-10-2015 03:01 PM
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We now have a new contender





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There is something awkward about these girls... would you bang this one is the important question.

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WB.

The awkwardness in their appearance is due to their being heavily out of proportion. She's 77 inches tall. She claims her legs are 49.5 inches long. So her legs account for about 64% of her total body length/height. Most supermodels have legs that are at the high end of the normal range for their height. Heidi Klum is thought to have exceptionally long legs and her legs are about 52% of her overall height.
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Most definitely Wb the lizard that Oz posted. Much cuter overall than the OP's

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I'm a leg man. WB all day and night.
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Ya Oz's giraffe in this race is cuter, younger and more toned. WB, but first I would need to buy a step ladder. Big Grin

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In many regards I pity really tall chics. They have such a smaller pool from which to choose...and chics don't like being bigger/taller than their guys...hell, guys in general sometimes.

I almost added the caveat *except attention whoring girls like these tall broads*...but even with these girls I still feel bad. They're simply products of the environment. They stand out in the crowd, they have unbelievably long legs, people gawk at them to some degree, and I'd bet in our media-crazed society they get constantly solicited to attention-whore...so it's tough for me to judge these women for the videos and instagram posts.

Nice legs are cool, but they aren't really my thing, but obviously...
   

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If she's never gone as Slenderman for Halloween she's abusing her gift.

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And we have a new contender, this is becoming a thing apparently each of the girls trying to outdo the last.





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^^^

Great pics. But why does it put me in such a bad mood when the British tabloids use the word "pins" when they mean "legs?" When it comes to words, little things really can piss me off.

Who comes up with these expressions? What an unsexy word. Makes me think of being stuck with needles.
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Great face in the YouTube title shot, her face on the beach, not so much.

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There are some pretty hot tall girls, but they make me feel like this guy:

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I almost banged ANOTHER tall girl but she flaked on me. 6'2" met her at a halloween party in this club downtown in my city. We were both a little loose and ended up making out a few times on the dance floor. Find out we both grew up in practically the same town back east and made a pretty solid connection. She put her number in my phone and told me to hit her up if I want to get breakfast the next morning. I texted her next day no response. I guess butter faced giants who are in their 30's have more options than I thought. Pfft

Anyway these tall gals are getting cuter and cuter, but I still could never seriously date a woman who is bigger than me (horizontally or vertically)
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^^^^I love nailing taller girls, I've done it a few times.

I don't mind girls in tall heels at all either, especially if i'm suited the fuck up.

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This just appears to be a new trend now but we have our first milf application. Australian mother of two, Caroline Arthur, is currently challenging the record. Her legs measuring 51.5 inches from heel to hip.

[Image: Legs.jpg]

[Image: Legs2.jpg]





i'd hit it

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