Post: #1

The man. The hero. The legend.

Little Dark only made it to 66 posts before he got banned because he was too hard for RVF. But each one of those posts was a roundhouse kick packed full of explosive kung-fu awesomeness.

Since his exile from the forum, Little Dark has been taking his fighting skills on tour. Seeing the world, meeting interesting, stimulating people from rich and ancient cultures, and then beating the shite out of them.

In his latest adventure, Little Dark ran afoul of some white knights in Turkey. Brutally attacked just for getting into a scrap with a local shopkeeper, LD was set apon by half the neighbourhood.

The fight... did not go in the direction they were hoping for.





http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/...er-6321394

Quote:Watch incredible moment Irish boxer takes on an entire Turkish mob - and wins

This is the incredible street fight that saw an Irish tourist take on an entire mob of angry Turkish shopkeepers - and win.

In the footage - reminiscent of a Kung Fu film - the locals swarm around the holidaymaker, attacking him with chairs and wooden poles.

But he is more than a match for them, ducking their blows before landing some knock out punches of his own.

Trouble started in İstanbul's Aksaray district when the big Irishman opened a shop fridge and all the bottles of water spilled out into the street.

The shopkeeper took offence and hit him with a stick after the situation escalated, reports Today's Zaman.

Dozens of neighbouring shop owners then steam in to help - but unluckily for them, their victim is a professional boxer.

At one point, realising he is in for a proper scrap, he takes his sunglasses off and puts them on top of his head so he can take care of business.

Harrying the gang with kicks and punches, he hits one attacker in the face so hard the man goes straight down - and later looks like he is being sick in the street.

Eventually the shopkeepers got the message - and may think again before attacking a tourist.

Post: #2

SteveMcmahon makes LittleDark thread, world implodes.

Post: #3

(08-26-2015 05:05 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  SteveMcmahon makes LittleDark thread, world implodes.

The forum needs this. We haven't had a new dedicated LittleDark thread in several days. It's about time someone stepped to the plate.

Post: #4

This thread is going in the direction I was hoping for.

Post: #5

(08-26-2015 05:05 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  SteveMcmahon makes LittleDark thread, world implodes.

It's Beautiful!
I didn't know I could cry and cum at the same time!!!

Post: #6

(08-26-2015 04:59 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I am disappointed in Liam : Having his own head in the direct line of fire of the H&K MP5... All the (slowly) strangled bodyguard would have to do, would be: press the trigger with one of his fingers, which are a mere 10 cm from said trigger (safety not engaged). I mean, very bad move from Liam Neeson.

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Post: #8

All threads posted by Big Dark always go in the direction he hopes for, even if Tuth closes them.

Post: #9

(08-26-2015 05:49 AM)Going strong Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 04:59 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I am disappointed in Liam : Having his own head in the direct line of fire of the H&K MP5... All the (slowly) strangled bodyguard would have to do, would be: press the trigger with one of his fingers, which are a mere 10 cm from said trigger (safety not engaged). I mean, very bad move from Liam Neeson.

Wait....Little Dark =


Darkman??!!

Post: #10

It's good to have you back Steve!

Post: #11

(08-26-2015 06:37 AM)Blick Mang Wrote:  It's good to have you back Steve!

Thank you my friend, it's great to be back!

(08-26-2015 05:09 AM)Suits Wrote:  The forum needs this. We haven't had a new dedicated LittleDark thread in several days. It's about time someone stepped to the plate.

Little Dark deserves his own subforum.

Or his own regular column on ROK, titled "Little Dark's Dojo"

Quote:Dear Little Dark,

I'm a fifty year old man and have been married for nearly thirty years. Lately I've been having some trouble in the bedroom department. I'm afraid our sex life has become quite stale and I'm not sure how to go about spicing things up with the wife.

Any tips?

- Kevin


Dear Kevin,

Many men in your situation write to me asking for advice, and I tell them all the same thing:

Kung-fu that bitch!

Dress up like M. Bison from Street Fighter 2, wait on top of your wardrobe, and when the missus comes in, use my patented thousand cock slap on her.

Unless she blocks in time (unlikely), she'll be stunned by your combo, so feel free to round it off with a shoryuken... of jizz.

Just don't try any of that Tekken shit. A mate of mine did that, and he's now in jail, with an arsehole bigger than a wizard's sleeve.

Yours Kung-fuly

LD

Post: #12

Aren't Irish supposed to be gingers? Something doesn't add up here.

Post: #13

It all started because he opened the refrigerator door too roughly (0:40).

Post: #14

Do not hit replay on that video. I did, carelessly, and it started what must have been the next video on whatever site instead, which happened to be a really disgusting medical thing. I cut it off after a few seconds but I am still feeling squicked out.

Post: #15

The way he just casually takes off his sunglasses and puts them on top of his head mid fight is amazing. Like "oh there's a million guys hitting me with sticks and chairs right now...don't want to lose my sunglasses"

Post: #16

(08-26-2015 08:20 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Aren't Irish supposed to be gingers? Something doesn't add up here.

There are "Dark" Irish. I believe when they partnered with Spain.

Post: #17

(08-26-2015 12:09 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 08:20 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Aren't Irish supposed to be gingers? Something doesn't add up here.

There are "Dark" Irish. I believe when they partnered with Spain.

Supposedly.

Dark haired, blue eyes Irish girls were the the most amazing things in the world.

Until the fattening

Post: #18

Was that Emma Sulkowicz at the 0:59 mark?

Post: #19

Already mentioned party mattress at 0:50 ^

Don't mess with the Irish. This guy definitely looks to have bare knuckle boxing experience.

Post: #20

Amazing!

Post: #21

He looks more Turkish than Irish, at 1:27 there is other guys fighting themselves also, and amazing how he defends only with is arm against clubbing and chair shots. This guy must be Iron Man...
Something is wrong in the media description of this video. And by the way, that is not the way to open a fridge.

Post: #22

A new LD post



This gonna be good

Post: #23

You guys are all focusing on the wrong thing. It's not the fight that's a big deal, it's that White Knights have infiltrated Turkey and are attacking random guys.

The fact that he has amazing "Bruce Lee fucked Anderson Silva" skills is besides the point entirely. Focus guys.

Post: #24

The guy is actually from Kuwait and is wearing a Celtic top.

Post: #25

Little Dark is the hero that RVF deserves and the one we need right now.