Post: #1

This is hilarious and begs the question... Which one of you hacks writes for emirates247.com?

Quote:Groom sues bride for not looking pretty without make-up
Demands $20,000 damages for shocking him

By Staff
Published Monday, August 03, 2015

An Algerian groom took his bride to court just a day after their marriage, accusing her of not looking as pretty as before the wedding and of cheating him with much make-up.

The groom, who is seeking $20,000 damages, told court in the capital Algiers that he was shocked when he got up in the next morning and found that his wife looked so different, that he could not recognise her.

Newspapers in the North African Arab country said the groom swore in court that he even mistook his wife for a “thief who came to steal his apartment".

“The groom told the judge that he could not recognise his wife after she washed the make-up off her face.

"He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage,” the papers said, quoting a court source.

“He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.

"The groom told court that he is demanding $20,000 damages for his psychological suffering.”

Post: #2

Clear case of rape by fraud.

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Post: #4

Either make them leave while it's still dark outside or deal with reality. They don't call it concealer for nothing. He should have used it to his advantage. "Baby, did you already wash off your pretty makeup? You'd look better right now if you worked on your fitness. You know... Fitness dick in your mouth. Nevermind, I'm late for work."

Post: #5

This thread is worthless without pictures.

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Welcome to Earth!

Post: #8

If it's anything along the lines of tynamite's post...

Would Sue.

That's a level of fraud that would make Enron and Arthur Andersen blush.

Post: #9

Loose the spots and the squint and WB without makeup. Come on guys.

Post: #10

Always factor out their tricks.
- Makeup, eyelash extensions, contact lenses. Pay direct attention to features normally disguised, such as age and fat-caused wrinkles and puffyness, deliberate shading to obscure chin fat, and over emphasis of the eyes to make them look bigger. Imagine their face without all this.
- High heels and wearing skirt high on waist (always look at the distance between hip and heel)
- Bra padding (doesn't move when they walk). Fake boobs also fall further apart than real ones.
- Black clothing. Especially black clothing but with cleavage. (Deliberately check hip-waist curve or upper arm thickness)

Post: #11

She's not bad without make up. WB.

Post: #12

WNB, w or w/o

Post: #13

Girl game recognised.

Post: #14

If you suspect that she's ugly under the war paint make your first date a water park.