Post: #26

Two are only two certainties in a woman's life: complaining and the wall.

Thank you Mighty Wall for striking down this evil harpy. Rejoice, my prayers have been heard!

   

Post: #27

She's the same age as Roosh, and she's admitting it's all over for her.

No homo, but Roosh never looked better than he did on Dr Oz.

Around the same age a woman's glory years end, it just getting started for a man.

It's good to be a man.

Post: #28

(07-20-2015 09:33 PM)rpg Wrote:  To the dude that said, "I want to lick you!" I salute you.
She probably had an orgasm after that.

rpg needs to post more. Every entry is classic....reminds me of the ghost of Sam Kinison....


   

Post: #29

This woman single handedly ruined The Guardian newspaper and God only knows what else. I would say this trade is not fair enough.

Post: #30

(07-20-2015 10:39 PM)Eskhander Wrote:  I wonder what she looked like when she was 20.

Ask the Great Tuthmosis and you shall motherfuckin' receive. This is Valenti in 1998, at exactly age 20:

   

I now know a lot more than I ever thought I would about this broad. In honor of her wall collision, we'll do an obituary.

Other Fun Facts about Jessica Valenti:

1. She went to Amherst College for undergrad, a fact she seems to downplay heavily--to the extent that it's near-impossible to find out. I wonder if she's "blocking the memory out" because that's where she got Columbia-Mattressed, and she used to be a nice, normal Italian broad before the demons came.

2. To my astonishment, she played varsity volleyball at Amherst. She was team captain her senior year (1999-00 season). At the time she was known as Jess Valenti, and appears to have gotten some play time and put up numbers.

   

3. She went to the prom with some guido-looking dude, who probably thanks his lucky stars he didn't knock that bitch up. I wonder if he piped it.

   

4. Valenti has a sister who appears to be as much as a whole point higher about the same on the 1-to-10.

   

5. Even though she appears to have peaked early, that manjaw has always been her achilles chin.

   

6. Valenti--in defiance of her own articles against motherhood--has given birth produced a spawn in recent years. She also appears to have a seriously beefy pussy, supporting my theory that her notch count is over 50.

   

7. Probably to the surprise of no one on this forum, she has a tramp stamp.

   

8. The husband doesn't appear to lift.

   

And, I would be remiss if I didn't add this: WB circa late 90s Valenti.

Post: #31

Tuth must have done some ninja black magic to get those photos.

Post: #32

Would gladly smash the Valenti in #3 and #5.

It's interesting to think how there are arrogant middle-aged women like Valenti walking around who used to actually be cuties back in the day--and now we just see the eroded remains.

Reminds me of Ozymandias:

...Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

On a side note, pretty cool that T&A was a box score statistic for sloots' volleyball back in the day.

Post: #33

9. It's also worth noting that there appears to be a discrepancy between what her Wikipedia page says about where she graduated high school (the rather prestigious Stuyvesant High School in New York) and what Amherst says on its roster entry from the 90s (some regular high school in Long Island). Could be some situation where she went to both, or something more sinister.

   

   

Post: #34

(07-21-2015 01:22 AM)Kabal Wrote:  Would gladly smash the Valenti in #3 and #5.

Not me, man. Looks like early-onset Resting Bitch Face. You couldn't get the corners of those lips up without a ten tonne crane by the look of it.

Post: #35

Beefy pussy. Mmmmm-hm.

C'mon if you're gonna go tramp stamp go big or go home!

Post: #36

It's almost as if nature made nearly all women eminently bangable at the age of 18, with no concern of how ghastly, toxic, and foul they will become with aging. I wonder if there is a reason for that....

Post: #37

I kind of like "take care of them titties."

I might use that one.

I also like honking my horn at chicks and telling them to smile. Because it makes them absolutely livid.

Post: #38

(07-21-2015 03:03 AM)HeyPete Wrote:  I kind of like "take care of them titties."

Speaking of titties. At 21:

   

Post: #39

"To my great shame, the thought of not being worth men’s notice bothers me ..."

Talk about "women and loyalty". She was probably writing and publishing this with her husband sitting at home with her kid. No wonder that guy looks like a textbook beta who'd be ok with this kind of behaviour.

Post: #40

Quote:3. She went to the prom with some guido-looking dude, who probably thanks his lucky stars he didn't knock that bitch up. I wonder if he piped it.

Nobody notice the beta move here ?
How her hand is in front of his, she's leading here so maybe he was a guido but she was in Charge

Post: #41

Damn tuth, how'd you sleuth up those pictures?

Post: #42

(07-20-2015 10:17 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Woman, age 20: Don't talk to me.
Woman, age 30: He's talking to me!
Woman, age 40: Please talk to me.
Woman, age 45: I'm talking to you!

TRUTH

Post: #43

Jessica's hypocrisy is staggering.

Post: #44

Wow.

Just... wow.

Best thread ever.

Post: #45

Based off of this - I can see Valenti transforming into Constanza Miriano or someone similar in 10 years from now.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/femini...pe-111120/

Post: #46

(07-20-2015 11:31 PM)Eskhander Wrote:  

(07-20-2015 10:48 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(07-20-2015 10:39 PM)Eskhander Wrote:  I wonder what she looked like when she was 20.

I'm afraid short trips in the DeLorean doesn't make her look any better:



That's her in 2007, i.e. at 28. Boggles my fucking mind to think what kind of sick bastard would have been jerking off to that manjaw and arms hairy enough to suggest she's been taking T injections other than by the mouth.

I was going to say I would be shocked if she was ever catcalled.
But she lives in Britain so she is probably an 8 over there.

I'd question her claim of being catcalled at all as well, but it's more plausible than Briana Wu/John Flynt's claims.

Post: #47

Tuth has surprised me. There are photos that I would bang JV. Date her no; but I would by absolutely lying to say I wouldn't have banged her. Still, we're talking about a decade ago.

Post: #48

She went to prom with Michael Cera?

Post: #49

This is about the only catcalling she'll get from now on.

Post: #50

(07-21-2015 12:58 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  8. The husband doesn't appear to lift.

Not only does he not lift, he looks physically weaker than Valenti herself. I don't get guys like this. If he took a time machine into the past--100, 500, 2000 years ago--people looking at him would wonder what was wrong. Is he terribly sick? Did he go through a famine?

Grown men with completely undeveloped bodies, like women in their 20's with rolls of flab, should be regarded as disabled or chronically ill. Abnormal.