Post: #26

(07-12-2015 03:53 AM)Swooper Wrote:  Haha, I would bang and blast it inside. Dunno about you guys but I think she's got a hella cute face.

Enjoy having kids half a foot shorter than you are buddy.

(07-12-2015 02:00 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

(07-11-2015 11:02 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  She's a midget. It isn't cute, it isn't funny, and it almost looks alien the way her skull is so large relative to the rest of her body.

LOL! I've long thought she looked weird and am glad someone else said so. I'll put it another way:

Gen X-ers got Mariah Carey. Millennials get the Disney-bred, Bratz Doll version of Mariah Carey.

If this is the best Italians can do these days, I'm going to see if I can change my nationality to Irish or Russian, Rachel Dolezal style. I've put down the ravioli and will be drinking vodka and beer if anyone needs me.

Bratz Doll is the perfect descriptor. It's like someone took an anime cutsie character and incarnated it in real life. Maybe it's how she tends to have her entire forehead exposed, but it detracts from her looks.

Post: #27

(07-11-2015 06:37 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Wow... it's like a white version of a Thai girl. Who incidentally, do not eat donuts.

Post: #28

I'd eat her like a donut. Wouldn't listen to her talk about politics though.

Post: #29

Always thought she was cute, liked her better with the red hair tho, anyways yea would bang and would def video tape it. But i doubt she would apologize for that video ha.

Post: #30

Ya'll are on some whole other shit if you'd turn down AG on the basis of her looks.

Post: #31

(07-12-2015 10:07 AM)aphelion Wrote:  Ya'll are on some whole other shit if you'd turn down AG on the basis of her looks.

It's just preferences, bro. Look at the makeup-free pic I posted, she's nothing special. The hair and tits are fake, she has that oversmoked voice (at only 22) and she's short (5').

She's thin, and that's hugely important, but just being a skinny girl with a giant bobble-head doesn't do it for me.

But, again, it's just preferences. Plenty of chicks I consider hot would probably get roasted by dudes here.

Post: #32

Not that I stalk follow celebrity gossip, but apparently she broke it off with Big Sean because of some lyrics from his new album:

"And she won't leave me alone, I tell the trick to get a hobby
I ain't even gonna lie, I got a million dollar chick
With a billion dollar pussy
Every time I cum, I swear to God I feel like I be rich"




Game recognized.

Post: #33

(07-12-2015 04:31 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

(07-11-2015 06:37 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Wow... it's like a white version of a Thai girl. Who incidentally, do not eat donuts.

Yeah, when I saw these pics, I thought her body looked just like this 22 year old's I smashed in the Philippines a few months ago.

Post: #34

WB with fury.

What bothers me more is the hate America comment. Even though this land is laden with fatties, SJWs and other cretins -- It's a great country to pursue your happiness, make money etc. You can be critical of the United States without hating it.

Post: #35

(07-11-2015 04:53 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  If she'd said "I hate fat people" I'd be on board with it. As is, she can enjoy the end of her career. Italians claiming superiority over America is too funny. They just aren't accomplished enough to credibly do it.

After Rome finally fell for the last time the Italians have never really been the same. Italy, the only colonial power to lose a major war against an African country.

Post: #36

(07-12-2015 11:33 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 10:07 AM)aphelion Wrote:  Ya'll are on some whole other shit if you'd turn down AG on the basis of her looks.

It's just preferences, bro. Look at the makeup-free pic I posted, she's nothing special. The hair and tits are fake, she has that oversmoked voice (at only 22) and she's short (5').

She's thin, and that's hugely important, but just being a skinny girl with a giant bobble-head doesn't do it for me.

But, again, it's just preferences. Plenty of chicks I consider hot would probably get roasted by dudes here.

Her being short or having a weird head doesn't mean I wouldn't still bang her. WB is like a floor, anything above that level is bangable and anything below is not. Comparing celebrities:

Lena Dunham- would not bang!

Ariana Grande- Would bang, especially after checking out that ass.

Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

WB = is she cute enough to stick you dick into with a normal level of effort.

Internet standards are way to high.

Post: #37

(07-12-2015 02:12 PM)BostonBMW Wrote:  What bothers me more is the hate America comment. Even though this land is laden with fatties, SJWs and other cretins -- It's a great country to pursue your happiness, make money etc. You can be critical of the United States without hating it.

Yeah, I thought "ingrate cunt" when I heard about the comment. But watching the video and seeing it in context, I think it was a fat-shaming comment rather than an anti-American comment (i.e., American's eat too many big donuts and are too fat).

Post: #38

(07-12-2015 02:35 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 11:33 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 10:07 AM)aphelion Wrote:  Ya'll are on some whole other shit if you'd turn down AG on the basis of her looks.

It's just preferences, bro. Look at the makeup-free pic I posted, she's nothing special. The hair and tits are fake, she has that oversmoked voice (at only 22) and she's short (5').

She's thin, and that's hugely important, but just being a skinny girl with a giant bobble-head doesn't do it for me.

But, again, it's just preferences. Plenty of chicks I consider hot would probably get roasted by dudes here.

Her being short or having a weird head doesn't mean I wouldn't still bang her. WB is like a floor, anything above that level is bangable and anything below is not. Comparing celebrities:

Lena Dunham- would not bang!

Ariana Grande- Would bang, especially after checking out that ass.

Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

WB = is she cute enough to stick you dick into with a normal level of effort.

Internet standards are way to high.

Again, preferences. I think Selena is twice as attractive as Ariana.

Post: #39

(07-12-2015 02:12 PM)BostonBMW Wrote:  WB with fury.

What bothers me more is the hate America comment. Even though this land is laden with fatties, SJWs and other cretins -- It's a great country to pursue your happiness, make money etc. You can be critical of the United States without hating it.

To be fair, hate is an over-used term and most people throw it around without thinking.

Fucking stupid for AG to be uttering things like that in public, though - especially with the less than stellar rep she has already acquired for being a diva.

And if she was indeed licking doughnuts she hasn't bought and leaving them out for other people - that's abnormal and uncivilised.

Post: #40

(07-12-2015 02:51 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 02:12 PM)BostonBMW Wrote:  WB with fury.

What bothers me more is the hate America comment. Even though this land is laden with fatties, SJWs and other cretins -- It's a great country to pursue your happiness, make money etc. You can be critical of the United States without hating it.

To be fair, hate is an over-used term and most people throw it around without thinking.

Fucking stupid for AG to be uttering things like that in public, though - especially with the less than stellar rep she has already acquired for being a diva.

And if she was indeed licking doughnuts she hasn't bought and leaving them out for other people - that's abnormal and uncivilised.

Agreed. However the vast majority of AG's paycheck depends on the very same Americans who listen to her shitty songs. This isn't some homeless guy muttering obscenities about the US.

Post: #41

(07-12-2015 02:51 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 02:12 PM)BostonBMW Wrote:  WB with fury.

What bothers me more is the hate America comment. Even though this land is laden with fatties, SJWs and other cretins -- It's a great country to pursue your happiness, make money etc. You can be critical of the United States without hating it.

To be fair, hate is an over-used term and most people throw it around without thinking.

Fucking stupid for AG to be uttering things like that in public, though - especially with the less than stellar rep she has already acquired for being a diva.

And if she was indeed licking doughnuts she hasn't bought and leaving them out for other people - that's abnormal and uncivilised.

Agreed, and I don't know what she did besides issue a video apology. Making real amends would be something like buying 10,000 donuts from that shop.

Post: #42

(07-12-2015 02:35 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

You sure about that?



Ethnic Spanish girls (and guys also) do not mix well with American junk food.

Post: #43

She looks like Jack Black.

Post: #44

(07-12-2015 06:31 PM)Mother Russia Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 02:35 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

You sure about that?



Ethnic Spanish girls (and guys also) do not mix well with American junk food.

She put on weight a year ago but it came off. Even fat, I'd still bang her before AG.

Post: #45

(07-12-2015 06:31 PM)Mother Russia Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 02:35 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

You sure about that?



Ethnic Spanish girls (and guys also) do not mix well with American junk food.

Gomez in her prime was very cute, but there she looks like she's on her way to smash some buildings in Tokyo.

Post: #46

(07-12-2015 08:51 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  She put on weight a year ago but it came off. Even fat, I'd still bang her before AG.

Post: #47

(07-12-2015 06:31 PM)Mother Russia Wrote:  

(07-12-2015 02:35 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  Selena Gomez- I don't particularly like her look, but she is still definitely a WB.

You sure about that?



Ethnic Spanish girls (and guys also) do not mix well with American junk food.

Shit. . .

Post: #48

Now all those donuts contain traces of dried cum...

Post: #49

At least she can do McDonald's commercials until she becomes too fat.

Post: #50

Shitze, she is a lechona!